Martin and Mitchell

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Mental Warfare 2

ian_and_ian

on Nov. 18, 2009

Martin here. I don't have Modern Warfare 2 yet because I'm poor. Also, I am really busy and very tired. I am off to a four-hour rehearsal tonight. Tomorrow I have a two hour improv rehearsal. Then on Saturday I have two improv shows. On Monday I have an improv competition. Then for the rest of next week I have non-stop drama rehearsals. The rest of my free time will be spent writing a novel (nanowrimo.org for more info on that). RRRRRRRRGH

Oh, and look! A guest appearance or two!

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Mitchell here. Oh look, it's Satan and Alex from BffSatan! Synergy, people. You can't fight it. I really don't see the excitement behind MW2, I think it's a boring rehash of something that's been done a million times, but with better graphics. So like every Halo game ever (YOU HEARD ME).

I was talking to some moron this week about how the PS3 is better than the 360 because of the price drop now, and he told me to name three good PS3 exclusives. I said, "Infamous, Uncharted, Little Big Planet. I'll name more. Heavy Rain, Rachet and Clank, Metal Gear Solid. Name me three good XBox exclusives." He looked at me and laughed, saying, "Halo 1-3. AND Halo ODST." I retorted with, "The Halo games suck ass. The first one was interesting, but the second two were horrible. And ODST is Halo 3 with a black guy. Goldeneye was better than those games combined." Then he got a confused look on his face and stared at me for a second. He then asid the most horrible sentance I have ever heard.

"What's Goldeneye?"

The next hour is total black, but I woke up in a hotel eroom covered in blood with broken discs of Halo everywhere. I never found the corpse. And neither will his next of kin.

BUT SERIOUSLY COME ON WHO THE FUCK DOESN'T KNOW WHAT GOLDENEYE IS.

Here's BffSatan's comic. Go have a look, it's really good.