- Sleep Mode
- The Royal Pfft
- Stereokind
- Keeping it real
- Bath without Salt
- Ming the Merciful. Wait...
- Medicate, stat!
- And...
- All about milk
- Carbs
- Jonn Jett, nemesis
- Popcorn
- Billions and billions
- Brochures
- Epic struggle between good and evil
- Boom sha-boom
- Battle (off screen)
- Bros
- Distempered Executives, Scourge of the Universe!
- Return of the Moguls
- Skillz
- Snowballz!
- Top of the moon!
- Hit the slopes
- Yahtzee
- Perks
- No new hope
- Musings
- Augh!
- Ants!
- Role models
- Crushed
- Hey baby...
- The Ultimate Chic Magnet
- Politics
- More bzaow!
- Cost of living
- Security!
- Tell me more
- Billions and billions!
- Why? WHY?
- Flaw in your plan...
- Operational
- Virtual worlds...
- Loading
- Holistic
- No man, no...
- Prophet Adams says so long and thanks...
- Don't have a space cow
- Bzaow!
- This is only a test
- 70 per cent is the new 100
- Programmers programming
- Dodecahedron of Doom!
- Technical Difficulties
- Secret Project
- Battlestation Deja Vu!
- Education Rulez
- The aftermath
- Micrometeorites, oh my!
- Blasters are nothing compared to...
- Transcendent, booyah!
- Ultimate Aesthetic Statement in the Universe!
- Passe
- Dodecahedron of Doom
- Deathcube!
- Death Star, or not
- Synopsis
- The Terrans are coming, the Terrans are coming!
- Ooooo-aaaaaah!
- Four-- Three, sir!
- Prove you're worthy
- Issue you seek
- Moon of Oz
- Thunderbirds are go!
- Missing in Action
- Spin, baby, spin
- The Grand Acquisitor of Callisto
- Not mine
- Digital or Analogue
- Deadly Comfort
- Throunge?
- Discomforting
- Laundry Day
- Going the full mental
- They never learn
- Glue them eyeballs
- Earth: Interesting.
- Future of Entertain--AUUGH!
- Asparagus Explains
- Never too late
- Battlebathroom!
- Bureauctoid Attack!
- Denouement
- Duel to the doubt!
- Space battle reboot
- Monday mayhem!
- Keep at it, Charlie Brown!
- Wiki Attack!
- It's the system
- Head on a stick
- Adoring people
- Beware: Bureauctoids!
- Introductions
- Hold up!
- Most boring meeting in recorded history
- Fascinating!
- A bug.
- Muffins!
- Matters of State
- Boredom and the Tyrant
- A new dawn dawns.
Author notes
Where do you find them? Is there a store? Can you return them when they become disgruntled? Or is it wrong to view people as a commodity?
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