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             - Yeah.... 
             - Black History Month 
             - VASE 4 
             - VASE 3 
             - VASE 2 
             - VASE 1 
             - Our VD Special 
             - Fillerly 
             - Guest Comic Time Go! 
             - Filler 
             - B Movie Garret 
             - Jastra The Snowgirl 
             - Silly Wizard, Lies are for Rogues 
             - Pointy Hats 
             - BURNINATED 
             - Fing Fang Foom-Kaboom 
             - In the Endo 
             - Jastra Out, Shadow In 
             - Oh, NOW he's Serious? 
             - Women can do it from behind 
             - Faster Then A Speeding Bullet 
             - Chop 'em Up 
             - Another Assasination? Jeez 
             - Black and Blue Balls 
             - Freaky Fuckin' 
             - Make it a Dickable Afternoon 
             - Late Night Rendevous 
             - On the Road Again 
             - Let's Do The Asswarp Again! 
             - Jastra Shadow Strike 
            Chapter 4: Road to Goldenrod 
             - 28 Days Later 
             - Time Egg 
             - Into The Negetive Zone 
             - Fat, Bald, Dead 
             - Showdown 
             - Sacrifice 
             - Dodged a Magic Missile 
             - Top of Things 
             - Nemesis 
             - Tastes Like Cabbage-Seriously 
             - Disbelief 
             - Best Bud-Balor 
             - Alfred Jeeves Walter 
             - Chocolate Flavored Bastard 
             - No Bone Puns 
             - Lobby Floor 
             - Enter Indiana Jones 
             - Hidden Elve's Temple 
             - Paladin of Love 
             - The Garret Way 
             - Stephenism's Creation Myth 
             - Elva Elva Elva 
             - Enter Olbaid 
             - And the halfling makes three! 
            Chapter 3: Elvastone 
             - Character Profile: Garret Jax 
             - Character Profile: Sidwarrious O'hewadrt 
             - A Potion A Day... 
             - Talky Talky Talky 
             - Wigga-What!? 
             - And one MORE Thing 
             - Shopping Spree 
             - Return of the King, er, Wizard 
             - Grande ol Wizard 
             - Rock Me Amadeis 
             - Emo or Goth? 
             - Who's That Girl? 
             - Meet The Flintstones 
             - But Where is he? 
            Chapter 2: He's a Wizard! 
             - Payday > 100 Grand 
             - Down Boy 
             - Maybe it was Mason Akabane 
             - Waken Warrious 
             - Hulk Angry 
             - He Moves Like They Do 
             - Dante-I Mean Sid's Awakening 
             - Bad Reacharound 
             - Ludacris Speed X 2 
             - Garret's Recovery 
             - Let's Set it to Ludacris Speed 
             - Matrix Moves 
             - Sid=Sam Jackson 
             - OMFG! He's Wolverine! 
             - He Stole Vash's shoes! 
             - It Sucks, I know 
             - He Must Be a Creative Lover 
             - Let it Shine 
             - How the WHAT? 
             - Lay on Hands 
             - Jumpin' Shade 
             - Owies 
             - Shadow Man 
             - Cocky Cocksucker 
             - Enter Mason 
             - Jump, Jump 
             - Melodrama is Lame 
             - It's a Talky 
            Chapter 1: Target Alucade 
             - Please read more! 
             - It's Tricksey! 
             - First Blood 
             - Is That Possible?! Nvm... 
             - Crazy Crossbows 
             - Double Your Pleasure 
             - Back That Thang Up 
             - Hit it From Behind 
             - King of Hearts 
             - Shadow Jumpin' Punk 
             - Catch Phrase Already 
             - Katars V. Longswords 
            Prelude to chapter 1 
            Mercs Title Page 
         
      
        
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          First 
         
        
          Prev 
         
      
        
             - Yeah.... 
             - Black History Month 
             - VASE 4 
             - VASE 3 
             - VASE 2 
             - VASE 1 
             - Our VD Special 
             - Fillerly 
             - Guest Comic Time Go! 
             - Filler 
             - B Movie Garret 
             - Jastra The Snowgirl 
             - Silly Wizard, Lies are for Rogues 
             - Pointy Hats 
             - BURNINATED 
             - Fing Fang Foom-Kaboom 
             - In the Endo 
             - Jastra Out, Shadow In 
             - Oh, NOW he's Serious? 
             - Women can do it from behind 
             - Faster Then A Speeding Bullet 
             - Chop 'em Up 
             - Another Assasination? Jeez 
             - Black and Blue Balls 
             - Freaky Fuckin' 
             - Make it a Dickable Afternoon 
             - Late Night Rendevous 
             - On the Road Again 
             - Let's Do The Asswarp Again! 
             - Jastra Shadow Strike 
            Chapter 4: Road to Goldenrod 
             - 28 Days Later 
             - Time Egg 
             - Into The Negetive Zone 
             - Fat, Bald, Dead 
             - Showdown 
             - Sacrifice 
             - Dodged a Magic Missile 
             - Top of Things 
             - Nemesis 
             - Tastes Like Cabbage-Seriously 
             - Disbelief 
             - Best Bud-Balor 
             - Alfred Jeeves Walter 
             - Chocolate Flavored Bastard 
             - No Bone Puns 
             - Lobby Floor 
             - Enter Indiana Jones 
             - Hidden Elve's Temple 
             - Paladin of Love 
             - The Garret Way 
             - Stephenism's Creation Myth 
             - Elva Elva Elva 
             - Enter Olbaid 
             - And the halfling makes three! 
            Chapter 3: Elvastone 
             - Character Profile: Garret Jax 
             - Character Profile: Sidwarrious O'hewadrt 
             - A Potion A Day... 
             - Talky Talky Talky 
             - Wigga-What!? 
             - And one MORE Thing 
             - Shopping Spree 
             - Return of the King, er, Wizard 
             - Grande ol Wizard 
             - Rock Me Amadeis 
             - Emo or Goth? 
             - Who's That Girl? 
             - Meet The Flintstones 
             - But Where is he? 
            Chapter 2: He's a Wizard! 
             - Payday > 100 Grand 
             - Down Boy 
             - Maybe it was Mason Akabane 
             - Waken Warrious 
             - Hulk Angry 
             - He Moves Like They Do 
             - Dante-I Mean Sid's Awakening 
             - Bad Reacharound 
             - Ludacris Speed X 2 
             - Garret's Recovery 
             - Let's Set it to Ludacris Speed 
             - Matrix Moves 
             - Sid=Sam Jackson 
             - OMFG! He's Wolverine! 
             - He Stole Vash's shoes! 
             - It Sucks, I know 
             - He Must Be a Creative Lover 
             - Let it Shine 
             - How the WHAT? 
             - Lay on Hands 
             - Jumpin' Shade 
             - Owies 
             - Shadow Man 
             - Cocky Cocksucker 
             - Enter Mason 
             - Jump, Jump 
             - Melodrama is Lame 
             - It's a Talky 
            Chapter 1: Target Alucade 
             - Please read more! 
             - It's Tricksey! 
             - First Blood 
             - Is That Possible?! Nvm... 
             - Crazy Crossbows 
             - Double Your Pleasure 
             - Back That Thang Up 
             - Hit it From Behind 
             - King of Hearts 
             - Shadow Jumpin' Punk 
             - Catch Phrase Already 
             - Katars V. Longswords 
            Prelude to chapter 1 
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