Mercs
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Prev
- Yeah....
- Black History Month
- VASE 4
- VASE 3
- VASE 2
- VASE 1
- Our VD Special
- Fillerly
- Guest Comic Time Go!
- Filler
- B Movie Garret
- Jastra The Snowgirl
- Silly Wizard, Lies are for Rogues
- Pointy Hats
- BURNINATED
- Fing Fang Foom-Kaboom
- In the Endo
- Jastra Out, Shadow In
- Oh, NOW he's Serious?
- Women can do it from behind
- Faster Then A Speeding Bullet
- Chop 'em Up
- Another Assasination? Jeez
- Black and Blue Balls
- Freaky Fuckin'
- Make it a Dickable Afternoon
- Late Night Rendevous
- On the Road Again
- Let's Do The Asswarp Again!
- Jastra Shadow Strike
Chapter 4: Road to Goldenrod
- 28 Days Later
- Time Egg
- Into The Negetive Zone
- Fat, Bald, Dead
- Showdown
- Sacrifice
- Dodged a Magic Missile
- Top of Things
- Nemesis
- Tastes Like Cabbage-Seriously
- Disbelief
- Best Bud-Balor
- Alfred Jeeves Walter
- Chocolate Flavored Bastard
- No Bone Puns
- Lobby Floor
- Enter Indiana Jones
- Hidden Elve's Temple
- Paladin of Love
- The Garret Way
- Stephenism's Creation Myth
- Elva Elva Elva
- Enter Olbaid
- And the halfling makes three!
Chapter 3: Elvastone
- Character Profile: Garret Jax
- Character Profile: Sidwarrious O'hewadrt
- A Potion A Day...
- Talky Talky Talky
- Wigga-What!?
- And one MORE Thing
- Shopping Spree
- Return of the King, er, Wizard
- Grande ol Wizard
- Rock Me Amadeis
- Emo or Goth?
- Who's That Girl?
- Meet The Flintstones
- But Where is he?
Chapter 2: He's a Wizard!
- Payday > 100 Grand
- Down Boy
- Maybe it was Mason Akabane
- Waken Warrious
- Hulk Angry
- He Moves Like They Do
- Dante-I Mean Sid's Awakening
- Bad Reacharound
- Ludacris Speed X 2
- Garret's Recovery
- Let's Set it to Ludacris Speed
- Matrix Moves
- Sid=Sam Jackson
- OMFG! He's Wolverine!
- He Stole Vash's shoes!
- It Sucks, I know
- He Must Be a Creative Lover
- Let it Shine
- How the WHAT?
- Lay on Hands
- Jumpin' Shade
- Owies
- Shadow Man
- Cocky Cocksucker
- Enter Mason
- Jump, Jump
- Melodrama is Lame
- It's a Talky
Chapter 1: Target Alucade
- Please read more!
- It's Tricksey!
- First Blood
- Is That Possible?! Nvm...
- Crazy Crossbows
- Double Your Pleasure
- Back That Thang Up
- Hit it From Behind
- King of Hearts
- Shadow Jumpin' Punk
- Catch Phrase Already
- Katars V. Longswords
Prelude to chapter 1
Mercs Title Page
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First
Prev
- Yeah....
- Black History Month
- VASE 4
- VASE 3
- VASE 2
- VASE 1
- Our VD Special
- Fillerly
- Guest Comic Time Go!
- Filler
- B Movie Garret
- Jastra The Snowgirl
- Silly Wizard, Lies are for Rogues
- Pointy Hats
- BURNINATED
- Fing Fang Foom-Kaboom
- In the Endo
- Jastra Out, Shadow In
- Oh, NOW he's Serious?
- Women can do it from behind
- Faster Then A Speeding Bullet
- Chop 'em Up
- Another Assasination? Jeez
- Black and Blue Balls
- Freaky Fuckin'
- Make it a Dickable Afternoon
- Late Night Rendevous
- On the Road Again
- Let's Do The Asswarp Again!
- Jastra Shadow Strike
Chapter 4: Road to Goldenrod
- 28 Days Later
- Time Egg
- Into The Negetive Zone
- Fat, Bald, Dead
- Showdown
- Sacrifice
- Dodged a Magic Missile
- Top of Things
- Nemesis
- Tastes Like Cabbage-Seriously
- Disbelief
- Best Bud-Balor
- Alfred Jeeves Walter
- Chocolate Flavored Bastard
- No Bone Puns
- Lobby Floor
- Enter Indiana Jones
- Hidden Elve's Temple
- Paladin of Love
- The Garret Way
- Stephenism's Creation Myth
- Elva Elva Elva
- Enter Olbaid
- And the halfling makes three!
Chapter 3: Elvastone
- Character Profile: Garret Jax
- Character Profile: Sidwarrious O'hewadrt
- A Potion A Day...
- Talky Talky Talky
- Wigga-What!?
- And one MORE Thing
- Shopping Spree
- Return of the King, er, Wizard
- Grande ol Wizard
- Rock Me Amadeis
- Emo or Goth?
- Who's That Girl?
- Meet The Flintstones
- But Where is he?
Chapter 2: He's a Wizard!
- Payday > 100 Grand
- Down Boy
- Maybe it was Mason Akabane
- Waken Warrious
- Hulk Angry
- He Moves Like They Do
- Dante-I Mean Sid's Awakening
- Bad Reacharound
- Ludacris Speed X 2
- Garret's Recovery
- Let's Set it to Ludacris Speed
- Matrix Moves
- Sid=Sam Jackson
- OMFG! He's Wolverine!
- He Stole Vash's shoes!
- It Sucks, I know
- He Must Be a Creative Lover
- Let it Shine
- How the WHAT?
- Lay on Hands
- Jumpin' Shade
- Owies
- Shadow Man
- Cocky Cocksucker
- Enter Mason
- Jump, Jump
- Melodrama is Lame
- It's a Talky
Chapter 1: Target Alucade
- Please read more!
- It's Tricksey!
- First Blood
- Is That Possible?! Nvm...
- Crazy Crossbows
- Double Your Pleasure
- Back That Thang Up
- Hit it From Behind
- King of Hearts
- Shadow Jumpin' Punk
- Catch Phrase Already
- Katars V. Longswords
Prelude to chapter 1
Mercs Title Page
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Author notes
Payday > 1000000 Grand That's right, on the title front I go out on a candy bar joke. This is why I get no hits ain't it? Oh well. But now the chapter is over so we can all be happy! If it wasn't obvious what happened here's the explanation for dummies-Mason was hired as a body guard because he loved to fight hence his skill level and comments about never being hit. But body guard work is boring as hell so he put a hit out on his boss so he could fight and forwarded the information to Garret. Mason then got to fight to his heart's content but seeing as there were people stronger then him in the world he left and decided to train more after killing his boss. Simple nuff ain't it? But next chapter won't be as action oriented and we'll finally get to some more explaining the world, or rather the characters.
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