Mercs
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Prev
- Yeah....
- Black History Month
- VASE 4
- VASE 3
- VASE 2
- VASE 1
- Our VD Special
- Fillerly
- Guest Comic Time Go!
- Filler
- B Movie Garret
- Jastra The Snowgirl
- Silly Wizard, Lies are for Rogues
- Pointy Hats
- BURNINATED
- Fing Fang Foom-Kaboom
- In the Endo
- Jastra Out, Shadow In
- Oh, NOW he's Serious?
- Women can do it from behind
- Faster Then A Speeding Bullet
- Chop 'em Up
- Another Assasination? Jeez
- Black and Blue Balls
- Freaky Fuckin'
- Make it a Dickable Afternoon
- Late Night Rendevous
- On the Road Again
- Let's Do The Asswarp Again!
- Jastra Shadow Strike
Chapter 4: Road to Goldenrod
- 28 Days Later
- Time Egg
- Into The Negetive Zone
- Fat, Bald, Dead
- Showdown
- Sacrifice
- Dodged a Magic Missile
- Top of Things
- Nemesis
- Tastes Like Cabbage-Seriously
- Disbelief
- Best Bud-Balor
- Alfred Jeeves Walter
- Chocolate Flavored Bastard
- No Bone Puns
- Lobby Floor
- Enter Indiana Jones
- Hidden Elve's Temple
- Paladin of Love
- The Garret Way
- Stephenism's Creation Myth
- Elva Elva Elva
- Enter Olbaid
- And the halfling makes three!
Chapter 3: Elvastone
- Character Profile: Garret Jax
- Character Profile: Sidwarrious O'hewadrt
- A Potion A Day...
- Talky Talky Talky
- Wigga-What!?
- And one MORE Thing
- Shopping Spree
- Return of the King, er, Wizard
- Grande ol Wizard
- Rock Me Amadeis
- Emo or Goth?
- Who's That Girl?
- Meet The Flintstones
- But Where is he?
Chapter 2: He's a Wizard!
- Payday > 100 Grand
- Down Boy
- Maybe it was Mason Akabane
- Waken Warrious
- Hulk Angry
- He Moves Like They Do
- Dante-I Mean Sid's Awakening
- Bad Reacharound
- Ludacris Speed X 2
- Garret's Recovery
- Let's Set it to Ludacris Speed
- Matrix Moves
- Sid=Sam Jackson
- OMFG! He's Wolverine!
- He Stole Vash's shoes!
- It Sucks, I know
- He Must Be a Creative Lover
- Let it Shine
- How the WHAT?
- Lay on Hands
- Jumpin' Shade
- Owies
- Shadow Man
- Cocky Cocksucker
- Enter Mason
- Jump, Jump
- Melodrama is Lame
- It's a Talky
Chapter 1: Target Alucade
- Please read more!
- It's Tricksey!
- First Blood
- Is That Possible?! Nvm...
- Crazy Crossbows
- Double Your Pleasure
- Back That Thang Up
- Hit it From Behind
- King of Hearts
- Shadow Jumpin' Punk
- Catch Phrase Already
- Katars V. Longswords
Prelude to chapter 1
Mercs Title Page
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First
Prev
- Yeah....
- Black History Month
- VASE 4
- VASE 3
- VASE 2
- VASE 1
- Our VD Special
- Fillerly
- Guest Comic Time Go!
- Filler
- B Movie Garret
- Jastra The Snowgirl
- Silly Wizard, Lies are for Rogues
- Pointy Hats
- BURNINATED
- Fing Fang Foom-Kaboom
- In the Endo
- Jastra Out, Shadow In
- Oh, NOW he's Serious?
- Women can do it from behind
- Faster Then A Speeding Bullet
- Chop 'em Up
- Another Assasination? Jeez
- Black and Blue Balls
- Freaky Fuckin'
- Make it a Dickable Afternoon
- Late Night Rendevous
- On the Road Again
- Let's Do The Asswarp Again!
- Jastra Shadow Strike
Chapter 4: Road to Goldenrod
- 28 Days Later
- Time Egg
- Into The Negetive Zone
- Fat, Bald, Dead
- Showdown
- Sacrifice
- Dodged a Magic Missile
- Top of Things
- Nemesis
- Tastes Like Cabbage-Seriously
- Disbelief
- Best Bud-Balor
- Alfred Jeeves Walter
- Chocolate Flavored Bastard
- No Bone Puns
- Lobby Floor
- Enter Indiana Jones
- Hidden Elve's Temple
- Paladin of Love
- The Garret Way
- Stephenism's Creation Myth
- Elva Elva Elva
- Enter Olbaid
- And the halfling makes three!
Chapter 3: Elvastone
- Character Profile: Garret Jax
- Character Profile: Sidwarrious O'hewadrt
- A Potion A Day...
- Talky Talky Talky
- Wigga-What!?
- And one MORE Thing
- Shopping Spree
- Return of the King, er, Wizard
- Grande ol Wizard
- Rock Me Amadeis
- Emo or Goth?
- Who's That Girl?
- Meet The Flintstones
- But Where is he?
Chapter 2: He's a Wizard!
- Payday > 100 Grand
- Down Boy
- Maybe it was Mason Akabane
- Waken Warrious
- Hulk Angry
- He Moves Like They Do
- Dante-I Mean Sid's Awakening
- Bad Reacharound
- Ludacris Speed X 2
- Garret's Recovery
- Let's Set it to Ludacris Speed
- Matrix Moves
- Sid=Sam Jackson
- OMFG! He's Wolverine!
- He Stole Vash's shoes!
- It Sucks, I know
- He Must Be a Creative Lover
- Let it Shine
- How the WHAT?
- Lay on Hands
- Jumpin' Shade
- Owies
- Shadow Man
- Cocky Cocksucker
- Enter Mason
- Jump, Jump
- Melodrama is Lame
- It's a Talky
Chapter 1: Target Alucade
- Please read more!
- It's Tricksey!
- First Blood
- Is That Possible?! Nvm...
- Crazy Crossbows
- Double Your Pleasure
- Back That Thang Up
- Hit it From Behind
- King of Hearts
- Shadow Jumpin' Punk
- Catch Phrase Already
- Katars V. Longswords
Prelude to chapter 1
Mercs Title Page
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Last
Author notes
Ok, so maybe I messed up and put this up late. But….Here it is! I thought it was funny! The song Lavore does is from CB4 modified by me. The song that Yroc does is written by me, it works better spoken aloud. I'm not racist obviously and any use of the N-word is only because I'm southern. This was actually sugested to me to be done by Lavore's influence-guy and so I did it for him. Hope you get at least a chuckle out of it.
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