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- Page 60: Ninja vs. Metal Gear
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- Page 57: Snake vs. Confrontations
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- Page 28: Snake vs. Wolf (Part 2)
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- Page 26: Snake vs. Progress
- Page 25: Snake vs. His Libido
- Page 24: Snake vs. Mantis (Part 2)
- Page 23: Snake vs. Mantis (Part 1)
- Page 22: Snake vs. Psychic Powers
- Page 21: Snake vs. Women
- Page 20: Snake vs. Perceptiveness
- Page 19: Snake vs. Friendliness
- Page 18: Snake vs. Ninja (Part 2)
- Page 17: Snake vs. Ninja (Part 1)
- Page 16: Snake vs. Respect
- Page 15: Ninja vs. Guards
- Page 14: Snake vs. Nukes
- Page 13: Snake vs. Tank
- Page 12: Snake vs. Hypocrisy
- Page 11: Snake vs. The Fat Guy
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- Page 07: Snake vs. Meryl
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- Page 03: Snake vs. Elevator
- Page 02: Snake vs. Oxygen
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Author notes
If there's anything that inspires me to write poetry, it's reading bad poetry. Here goes: Please admire my: Lack of rhyme or structure Anachronistic diction Sparse (but ubiquitous) use of profanity Teenage angst Self indulgence Allusions to Ancient Rome juxtaposed with Beatles lyrics General assholery I am better than you.
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