Midnite Celebrity Ghosttalk with Jon Bonaparte

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Helen of Troy

Komiqum

on May 17, 2007

Midnite Celebrity Ghosttalk with Jon Bonaparte is a Late Night show type of comic. A famous historical person appears as a guest (or ghost, if you prefer) on each and every show. Oh yeah, and the whole thing is in broken English (more or less).

Updates MON-WED-FRI*

(*occasional extra installments may [and will] appear in between)

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This is the sad truth about the 'beautiful Helen', who started the Trojan War. But hey, who are we to judge ancient Greeks' understanding of beauty? Maybe they'd laugh if we'd tell'em we find Angelina Jolie attractive – who knows? One thing's for sure though – if Diane Kruger ('Troy') is a Greek woman, then I am Tiger Woods. (I don't even know the rules of golf). A real Greek woman is dark, swarthy and with a crooked nose. Trust me, I've seen a lot.

NEXT on the show: Abraham Lincoln. Watch Jon & Abe chat about George W. Bush, approval ratings and today's politics.