Mind Under Matter First Prev - Travis Goes Drunk - Awards Show III, pt. 4 - Awards Show III, pt. 3 - Awards Show III, pt. 2 - Awards Show III, pt. 1 - Merry Kiss-My-Ass! - Flush! - Innuendo, Out You Door - Not Logical, Captain. [#200!] - Sick Like A Fox! - Seattle, Washington! - Hot Topic - Breast Men - That's the Breast of It - Battles of Manhood - Married Man - Tall Tale - Vegas Vacation (not a National Lampoon thing) - Itt's Graduation! - Can't Read - Sleep 'n' Skip - There's Nothing Wrong With That - Poor Guys - Diff'rent Folks - Ugly Picture - Girl-ing It Up - Senior-Picture-itis - "Short"comings - Leadin' a Horse to Water and Making It Sink - Take It Through The Nose - Bad News Pears - You Missed America - Water Butt Skis - Icey Problem - A Little "Anthony" Time - When Will Spring And Intelligence Come? - Mind Under Matter's Day Off - Such Stress! - Exam? Where? - Newton's Dead Laws - Me Fail English? That's Unpossible! - Oh, Dem Bones - Stop That "Train"! - Stuffed - Vegas On My Mind - Holy...Uh...Whatever! - Little Orphan Chris - Wall Bangers - Can't Hardly Wait - Silly Tidbits - Mike's 19th B-Day, pt. 4 - Mike's 19th B-Day, pt. 3 - Spoiling The Fun: Mike's 19th B-Day, pt. 2 - Mike's 19th B-Day, pt. 1 - Hallo-wieners - Barrier Not There - Star Power Sucks - Frank Welker Training - Doesn't Do A Body Good - The Lost "Bass Drum" - Bass Drum, pt. 3 - Bass Drum, pt. 2 - Bass Drum, pt. 1 - Awards Show II, pt. 5 - Awards Show II, pt. 4 - Awards Show II, pt. 3 - Awards Show II, pt. 2 - Awards Show II, pt. 1 - Senior Servant Day - Flashback Day - Halloween Day - Hi! Hawaii [How Are You]? - At Your Service - Better Left Unseen & Untold, pt. 5 - Better Left Unseen & Untold, pt. 4 - Better Left Unseen & Untold, pt. 3 - Better Left Unseen & Untold, pt. 2 - Better Left Unseen & Untold, pt. 1 - Unimportant Announcement - Strange Days - No More CBS And Spike TV For You - Introduction To Grossness - Go Jump In A Life Preserver - Scenic Venice Hallway - Offbeat Oddity #4 - Offbeat Oddity #3 - Offbeat Oddity #2 - Offbeat Oddity #1 - Exam This - Sesame Street Is Brought To You By... - Awards Ceremony, pt. 10 - Awards Ceremony, pt. 9 - Awards Ceremony, pt. 8 - Awards Ceremony, pt. 7 - Awards Ceremony, pt. 6 - Awards Ceremony, pt. 5 - Award Ceremony, pt. 4 - Awards Ceremony, pt. 3 - Awards Ceremony, pt. 2 - Awards Ceremony, pt. 1 - Todos En La Familia - Sleeeeeepy - A Glaring Error - Like That R.E.M. Song - Dirty - Pretty Extraordinary - Pie Times Five - A Little Behind - Chris Is Normally This Way (#100!) - Run It Down The Drain - Power Outage V - Power Outage IV - Power Outage III - Power Outage II - Power Outage I - What's A Dumb Question? - That Would Explain The Stupidity... - The Electra-ic Boogie - Vicious - Hair Of The Dog - Can't You Hear Me Now? Not Good. - A Different Kind Of Company, A Different Kind Of SARS - Getting Out Of Scho...Ah, Who Cares - It Was Backwards The Whole Time - You Dropped A Bomb On Me, Baby - A Kiss For Chris - Hang A Picture On Yourself - Stupidity Is Happening Again - A "People" Person - Not-So-Bad Nightmare - Real Meets Fiction - What Test? - In A Related Matter - ♪ You Are The Wind And Cut My Cheese ♪ - Up Against The Wall! Now! - Literally Bouncing Off the Walls - Up Your Nose With A Rubber Door! - New Old Face - What's Prom? - Swim, Swim - Low Entrance - More Stupidity from Chris - What's A Pull-Up? - Meditate - I Couldn't Ask For Another - Slowly Counting The Days - Pee Peekers II - Pee Peekers - Groggy - Short Attention Sp... - Apologies To StrongBad - A Three-Hour Trip - Insert Joke Here - Timber-what? - MTV Spring Break-Off - Planning For Cancun - Pack Your Bags, We'll Leave Tonight - Anniversary Comic: 5th Year - Bit Too Excited - Rainy Days Have Come Again - Johnny Really DOES Hate Jazz - ...for Dummies - Going Crazy And Back - Send It To AFV - St. Paddy's Day Late - Aftermath: Chris Gets Rich XXXI - Chris Rich No More: Chris Gets Rich, The Final Chapter - Chris Gets Rich XXIX: Gone Crazy - Chris Gets Rich XXVIII: How Dare I Think That Way! - Chris Gets Rich XXVII: Sold - Chris Gets Rich XXVI: Too Hot For That - Chris Gets Rich XXV: Lawsuit - Chris Gets Rich XXIV: Mike Jerky - Chris Gets Rich XXIII: Power Outage, Conclusion - Chris Gets Rich XXII: Power Outage, Pt. 5 - Chris Gets Rich XXI: Power Outage, Pt. 4 - Chris Gets Rich XX: Power Outage, Pt. 3 - Chris Gets Rich XIX: Power Outage, Pt. 2 - Chris Gets Rich XVIII: Power Outage, Pt. 1 - Chris Gets Rich XVII: Earplugs - Chris Gets Rich XVI: Breakdancing - Chris Gets Rich XV: Free Money - Chris Gets Rich XIV: No Portfolio - Chris Gets Rich XIII: Down To The Left - Chris Gets Rich XII: Usage Level Down - Chris Gets Rich XI: Money Can't Buy Me Sadness - Chris Gets Rich X: Agent Orange - Chris Gets Rich IX: Business Lunch - Chris Gets Rich VIII: Insert Joke - Chris Gets Rich VII: Lady Luck - Sit Through It - Butterflys, Monkeys, People, Oh My! - Big Language Trouble In Little China - Yad Sdarwkcab - How To Fail Miserably Without Trying - Chris Gets Rich VI: Who's Who? - The Trust Is Gone - Retro-spectively Yours - Chris Gets Rich V: Third Time's The Charm - Chris Gets Rich IV: Mo' Money - Chris Gets Rich III: One Is The Loneliest Number... - Chris Gets Rich II: Sparkle Sparkle - A Papier-Maché Xmas - Chris Gets Rich, Episode I - Gone Bowlin' - Where's Chuck Barris When You Need Him? - Horrible Puns - Tabascoke Next Last First Prev - Travis Goes Drunk - Awards Show III, pt. 4 - Awards Show III, pt. 3 - Awards Show III, pt. 2 - Awards Show III, pt. 1 - Merry Kiss-My-Ass! - Flush! - Innuendo, Out You Door - Not Logical, Captain. [#200!] - Sick Like A Fox! - Seattle, Washington! - Hot Topic - Breast Men - That's the Breast of It - Battles of Manhood - Married Man - Tall Tale - Vegas Vacation (not a National Lampoon thing) - Itt's Graduation! - Can't Read - Sleep 'n' Skip - There's Nothing Wrong With That - Poor Guys - Diff'rent Folks - Ugly Picture - Girl-ing It Up - Senior-Picture-itis - "Short"comings - Leadin' a Horse to Water and Making It Sink - Take It Through The Nose - Bad News Pears - You Missed America - Water Butt Skis - Icey Problem - A Little "Anthony" Time - When Will Spring And Intelligence Come? - Mind Under Matter's Day Off - Such Stress! - Exam? Where? - Newton's Dead Laws - Me Fail English? That's Unpossible! - Oh, Dem Bones - Stop That "Train"! - Stuffed - Vegas On My Mind - Holy...Uh...Whatever! - Little Orphan Chris - Wall Bangers - Can't Hardly Wait - Silly Tidbits - Mike's 19th B-Day, pt. 4 - Mike's 19th B-Day, pt. 3 - Spoiling The Fun: Mike's 19th B-Day, pt. 2 - Mike's 19th B-Day, pt. 1 - Hallo-wieners - Barrier Not There - Star Power Sucks - Frank Welker Training - Doesn't Do A Body Good - The Lost "Bass Drum" - Bass Drum, pt. 3 - Bass Drum, pt. 2 - Bass Drum, pt. 1 - Awards Show II, pt. 5 - Awards Show II, pt. 4 - Awards Show II, pt. 3 - Awards Show II, pt. 2 - Awards Show II, pt. 1 - Senior Servant Day - Flashback Day - Halloween Day - Hi! Hawaii [How Are You]? - At Your Service - Better Left Unseen & Untold, pt. 5 - Better Left Unseen & Untold, pt. 4 - Better Left Unseen & Untold, pt. 3 - Better Left Unseen & Untold, pt. 2 - Better Left Unseen & Untold, pt. 1 - Unimportant Announcement - Strange Days - No More CBS And Spike TV For You - Introduction To Grossness - Go Jump In A Life Preserver - Scenic Venice Hallway - Offbeat Oddity #4 - Offbeat Oddity #3 - Offbeat Oddity #2 - Offbeat Oddity #1 - Exam This - Sesame Street Is Brought To You By... - Awards Ceremony, pt. 10 - Awards Ceremony, pt. 9 - Awards Ceremony, pt. 8 - Awards Ceremony, pt. 7 - Awards Ceremony, pt. 6 - Awards Ceremony, pt. 5 - Award Ceremony, pt. 4 - Awards Ceremony, pt. 3 - Awards Ceremony, pt. 2 - Awards Ceremony, pt. 1 - Todos En La Familia - Sleeeeeepy - A Glaring Error - Like That R.E.M. Song - Dirty - Pretty Extraordinary - Pie Times Five - A Little Behind - Chris Is Normally This Way (#100!) - Run It Down The Drain - Power Outage V - Power Outage IV - Power Outage III - Power Outage II - Power Outage I - What's A Dumb Question? - That Would Explain The Stupidity... - The Electra-ic Boogie - Vicious - Hair Of The Dog - Can't You Hear Me Now? Not Good. - A Different Kind Of Company, A Different Kind Of SARS - Getting Out Of Scho...Ah, Who Cares - It Was Backwards The Whole Time - You Dropped A Bomb On Me, Baby - A Kiss For Chris - Hang A Picture On Yourself - Stupidity Is Happening Again - A "People" Person - Not-So-Bad Nightmare - Real Meets Fiction - What Test? - In A Related Matter - ♪ You Are The Wind And Cut My Cheese ♪ - Up Against The Wall! Now! - Literally Bouncing Off the Walls - Up Your Nose With A Rubber Door! - New Old Face - What's Prom? - Swim, Swim - Low Entrance - More Stupidity from Chris - What's A Pull-Up? - Meditate - I Couldn't Ask For Another - Slowly Counting The Days - Pee Peekers II - Pee Peekers - Groggy - Short Attention Sp... - Apologies To StrongBad - A Three-Hour Trip - Insert Joke Here - Timber-what? - MTV Spring Break-Off - Planning For Cancun - Pack Your Bags, We'll Leave Tonight - Anniversary Comic: 5th Year - Bit Too Excited - Rainy Days Have Come Again - Johnny Really DOES Hate Jazz - ...for Dummies - Going Crazy And Back - Send It To AFV - St. Paddy's Day Late - Aftermath: Chris Gets Rich XXXI - Chris Rich No More: Chris Gets Rich, The Final Chapter - Chris Gets Rich XXIX: Gone Crazy - Chris Gets Rich XXVIII: How Dare I Think That Way! - Chris Gets Rich XXVII: Sold - Chris Gets Rich XXVI: Too Hot For That - Chris Gets Rich XXV: Lawsuit - Chris Gets Rich XXIV: Mike Jerky - Chris Gets Rich XXIII: Power Outage, Conclusion - Chris Gets Rich XXII: Power Outage, Pt. 5 - Chris Gets Rich XXI: Power Outage, Pt. 4 - Chris Gets Rich XX: Power Outage, Pt. 3 - Chris Gets Rich XIX: Power Outage, Pt. 2 - Chris Gets Rich XVIII: Power Outage, Pt. 1 - Chris Gets Rich XVII: Earplugs - Chris Gets Rich XVI: Breakdancing - Chris Gets Rich XV: Free Money - Chris Gets Rich XIV: No Portfolio - Chris Gets Rich XIII: Down To The Left - Chris Gets Rich XII: Usage Level Down - Chris Gets Rich XI: Money Can't Buy Me Sadness - Chris Gets Rich X: Agent Orange - Chris Gets Rich IX: Business Lunch - Chris Gets Rich VIII: Insert Joke - Chris Gets Rich VII: Lady Luck - Sit Through It - Butterflys, Monkeys, People, Oh My! - Big Language Trouble In Little China - Yad Sdarwkcab - How To Fail Miserably Without Trying - Chris Gets Rich VI: Who's Who? - The Trust Is Gone - Retro-spectively Yours - Chris Gets Rich V: Third Time's The Charm - Chris Gets Rich IV: Mo' Money - Chris Gets Rich III: One Is The Loneliest Number... - Chris Gets Rich II: Sparkle Sparkle - A Papier-Maché Xmas - Chris Gets Rich, Episode I - Gone Bowlin' - Where's Chuck Barris When You Need Him? - Horrible Puns - Tabascoke Next Last Author notes Chris Gets Rich XIV: No Portfolio midmental on Jan. 13, 2007 From March 12, 2003. 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