- Same Old Song
- The Deadliest Duo
- Going Separate Ways
- Zombie Orgy, because we're pretty bored
- Taming MegaMan
- The Wild One
- Something We've Seen
- Wily Bloody Wily
- Menthol
- Tucking and Rolling
- Parking Tickets and Parking
- Mama
- Piles of Paperwork
- Personality of Zombie Bass
- Cop Struggles
- Unexpected Alliance
- Raining Blackie
- Pimp Vanish!
- Day of the STZs
- It's a Choice to be a Demon
- Myth Buster Unit
- STZs
- There's a Price
- Hook On
- Sleep Tight, Dark Angel
- The Struggle of being a Demon
- Dust in the Wind Zombies
- The Fear Still Runs Deep
- Traffic Laws are Binding
- Gratuitous Shot
- You don't ditch MegaMan
- Sploosh
- That Shit
- Sadistic Transformation
- Other Authors
- Momentary Lapse
- Same in the end
- Buncha' Nonsense
- BAM!
- Demons Just Wanna' Have Fun
- Misadventures of Gustaa and Demon Kaden
- Kaden the Demon and Gustaa the Drunk
- Worst Villains in MCMM History
- Attack!
- The Ballad of the Creator
- Wolf Link Attacks
- The Howling
- The After Party
- Mario's Revenge
- Crossover Misadventures
- Back to your regularly scheduled chaos
- Post Fight Commentary
- Interview with the Winner
- And the Winner is.....
- Close to a Decision
- Anyone's Game
- One Mean Hit
- Use for Internal Bleeding
- First Elimination
- No Time Travel!
- Trapped Under Ice
- Not done yet
- And Blammo!
- And Now For Something Completely Different: Phase 2
- Pokemon Killing Christmas 2015
- All men down
- Favorite Combos
- Introduction of the Dominion Rod
- Hammer It Out
- Ranked #1
- Catch Phrases
- Empty kegs and a Clawshot
- Insta-beard
- Thieves of the Beards
- The Durability of Skyward Link
- The Coughing introduction of the Hookshot
- Strike Out or Cock Block?
- Round 1 review by King Diamond
- MCMM Remembers
- Take your damn seats
- More pistol whipping
- Guest Host Interviews part 2
- More elusivity
- Dick pics
- MegaMan doesn't drink coffee + The ol' Phantom Duck myth
- Guest Host Interviews part 1
- Corner Interviews part 3
- The American Dream Tribute
- Corner Interviews part 2
- Corner Interviews part 1
- The Anatomy of Link
- Round 1 End
- Rise From Your Grave!
- Potentially Conquered
- Barrage
- Taking No Chances
- Premptive
- Impalement
- The Awakened
- Being An Adult Hurts
- Crime Against Man
- Toe to Toe and Insults
- Keeping Up
- Commentator Fight
- Consideration of Guests
- Bludgeon with Caution
- Megafuckton Bludgeoning
- Outside Interference
- Mother fuckin' Phantoms!
- Fear and Loathing at the Announce Desk
- MegaMan's had it
- The Double Whammy
- Ruthless Beating
- Party fouls, hurt feelings, and tough love
- Sympathy for Mister MegaMan
- Unstoppable
- In Memory of Joe Hadley
- Stand and Deliver!
- Offensive Sound Effects
- Keeping the momentum
- Light My Fire
- Back to the Action
- He DIDN'T take his job
- A Whole Other Level of Pissed
- Expolsive Action
- The Action
- Early dominance
- 'Lets get ready to get Dirty' because I don't get paid to say 'Ready to Rumble'
- The last introduction
- Skyward Sword Link's Introduction
- It's beyond Cuckos
- Official Introductions underway
- Introductions shortly
- The Great Neutralizer
- The "Rules"
- Censored Guests
- MCMM Death Match returns
- Everyone's a comedian
- MegaMan's return to comedy
- Mellow out, man
- Say AAAAAAAA-
- Seeds Planted
- Valium makes you happy
- Pokemon Killing Christmas 2013
- Reunion and a Plan
- Right in the Pie Trap
- Necrophilia and Bruce Lee, but totally unrelated
- The Hose Down
- The MegaMan Cometh
- Bombs Away!
- Dropped for the First Time
- The flip-flip-kick
- The ol' Ball and Chain
- Eaten alive or stabbed in the face
- Smart Incentives
- The differences between Links
- Link's Shadow and the Dark Interloper
- It's not begun! It's not begun!
- MegaMan made it!
Chapter 14: The Epic One
- The epic return of the Hero of Time
- Promise of an worth-while fight
- Headache provider
- MegaMan's on Cops
- Fooly Cooly!
- Suspense'd
- Even More Portals
- He didn't actually ask...
- Pieces of evidence
- The Triforce of Power
- Body snatcher
- The easier approach
- There's a high demand
- Return of the true King of Evil
- Pickle'd
- SS Link works for Kaden
- The seeds have been planted
- It's for the children
- Raper X
- Broken faces
- Dickitries
- Dick talk
- It's not that bad
- DINNER'D!
- Talkin' shit
- The return of the Synthetic one
- Aaaaand it starts... Again.
- Friends don't rape friends
- Demon Kaden daunts
- Don't ask
- More dead horses
- The Sprite SHANK Redemption
- Crazy ChinaMan
- Message recieved!
- Minor rape details
- Shrared coma dreams / The creator's grave
- ProtoMan's drug coma
- MegaMan's lawyer
- Slang
- Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
- Feel the love
- Bass has no drugs
- Hench Men
- Back to America
- Reunion
- Adam Yauch "MCA" Memorial
- Terms
- Ransom
- Misleading the mushroom men
- Ya' be stubborn, ya' get the birdie!
- Stage dive of doom
- Bass the snitch
- KO Country
- Missed
- MegaMan wants to help
- No testing the drugs
- Bested
- Mario's shrooms
- Less recognizable brothers
- To Cuba
- Italian plumber or Cuban dictator?
- MegaMan's dealer
- ProtoMan's hooked on the candy
- After math double whammy
- Clash
- The fruits of the hooking
- No one's avenging anyone
- MegaMan's house!
- It's still not that simple
- The little old man ditty
- ProtoMan never learns
- MegaMan didn't ask
- It's illegal!
- Wolves of the Sprites
- Improvised weapons
- Pre-beatdown thoughts
- The greatest rant of all time
- Brain waves
- One man left behind
- ChinaMan's on MegaMan's time
- Surgeon General says not to swallow cigarettes
- MegaMan's public service announcement
- Link strikes again
- The baddest of the Links
- Run for your lives
- The Great Sing Off
- Not the same
- It's not that simple
- Dub'd
- Made in China
- Random misadventures
- George Bush?
- Pokemon Killing Christmas
Chapter 13 - A Way To Carry On
- Sitred's last effort
- Bad luck, FIST FUCK!
- The fiercest of deities
- The lunge
- Someone save this comic from Jon Davis
- More Rocky
- Pork
- Flabbergasted freedom
- No period for Ganondorf
- Goody-goody Ganny
- MegaMan still hates falling
- Portals are a blast
- Sitred's return
- Mild heart attack
- Being social
- Everybody Loves Dr. Wily
- ProtoMan figures it out
- Alcohol Poisoned RockyMan
- RockyMan
- The Re-return
- Funny Story
- Alarm fainting
- Awesome fainting
- Double negative
- Ocarina of Time 2D!
- Twelve-Gauge Tom get's his
- Reborn evil
- Pawn's death
- Bitch, we got a problem!
- The true antichrist, the devil in the flesh
- Chaos in Sector X
- The Sado-Helmet
- It's revealed to Sitred
- Elaborate rouse
- The plot
- The opening of the chamber
- In the mind of Link
- Destiny
- We can't stop here, it's bat country
- Purposeful puking?
- Direct orders
- The Embodiment breaks the capsule
- Chief Tom's problem
- The tormented mind of 655321
- MegaMan's in charge
- The Marlboro Man and Big Daddy
- Brain Bashing Puke Extravaganza
- Face to face
- Misadventure of Link
- Manipulation
- Epiphany
- MCMM remembers "Macho Man" Randy Savage
- Meeting about the capsule
- Sitred's log
Chapter 12 - The soothing light at the end of your tunnel
- Surviving Robot Masters
- Ehlkneabrae's weak stomach
- Can't you see he's the man?
- Link in disguise
- CentaurMan's libido
- FireMan dies (again)
- Robot Masters are dumb
- Get up and kill!
- Guns... and bunnies?
- Quick slap
- Quick LSD
- The take over... again...
- Twelve-Gauge Tom's problem
- Top 10 kills in MCMM history
- The commander of the Embodiment's chamber
- Run, he's got a gun
- Another hooker's funeral
- What ho?
- The ambush
- Kick'd
- Another attempt
- Biff'd it
- Ehlkneaster
- Bass' guilt
- The DHB
- Portal to Hell
- Acid quest
- Leaving Hell
- What's next
- Echoes of the Embodiment
Chapter 11
- Done
- Halved the creator
- Greeting from Sado-Kaden
- The Last Emperor's sacrifice
- The Embodiment gets MegaMan
- Awesomeness acknowledged
- Link fight!
- Fierce Deity
- A solution
- Link's device comes back
- The debut and death of Ehlkneabrae
- Invisible hands
- Comic 369
- Meh... Hell's better than prison.
- What goes around comes around.
- The Ballad of Ehlkneabrae
- Drunk in the woods
- Stand still
- Beat and Link
- Laugh Roulette
- Two bullets
- Coke, not Coke.
- Mind games with Link
- The take over
- The eternal void
- The Embodiment meets Zelda
- Irrationality
- Deadly serious
- Godzilla bails
- X and Zero return
- The mist
- Muta to the rescue
- If you're 555 then I'm 666
- Remains
- The start
- Neglected Godzilla
- Ghost warning
- Epic forts
- Cliff Hanger
- Bass warns
- The destiny of Beat and MegaMan
- Dr. Light's new God
- Mind games continue
- Haunted
- The Embodiment of Evil's mind games
- It begins
- The embodiment of evil
- Atom generator
- The essence of Dr. Light plan
- Gentlemen's contest / Blackie's heat
- The sweet embrace
- King Diamong elaborates
- Link's device
- The triumphant return of the MegaMen
- The destiny of Link and MegaMan
- FairyMan's lisp
- Pokemon massacre of Christmas 2010
- Revived characters
- Cloning machine was just off
- Dr. Light's terms
- The suspicious return of Dr. Light
- The smell is strong
- Mega Persuader
- The Melody of MegaMan and Dr. Wily
- Broken cloning machine
- Not heading back to jail after all
- Welcome home intro
- Jail break
- No Peter Pan
- No Robin Hood
- Cloning machines
- The return of HeatMan and Dr. Wily
- Hedgehogs are very flammable
- More resurrections?
- Blackie's lips
Chapter 10
- Resurrection failed again
- Rift between Links
- More file cabinets
- Answers
- Go go Godzilla!
- Cell-mates
- Comic 300
- Sonic resurrected
- Nig-nog?
- Woop, there it is
- Who will kill Sonic?
- Sonic is now a junkie
- Sonic's debut
- Awesome!
- Shine still in place
- The return of Blackman
- File cabnets are useless
Chapter 9
- Apprehended
- A hero is a hero
- Suicide Is Painless
- Elusive Proto Man
- I don't like the drugs, but the drugs like me
- Locked in
- One with Led Zeppelin
- Bass' revenge
- Great plan / Halloween special
- Haze
- Blackmail
- Debut of Samus Aran
- MegaMan's request
- Wrong button
- Stage 2 of Double Dragon & Battletoads
- Bass is done
- Cure for zombies
- Zombies don't talk
- 5 game speed run
- Official dick day
- Another Zombie Apocalypse?
- Da Bomb
- Use for decapitations
- Got lube?
- MegaMen are jerks
- Pep talk
- Color Commentary
- The Last Waltz 2
- The Last Waltz
- Face Off (Starring MegaMan and Link)
- Pranks that backfire are still funny
- # 28 - DEAD
- # 28's torture continues
- Airtime
- Resin talk
- The Link under the floor
- Serious beatdown
- Breakin' floors
- # 28 gets gut shot
- Terror Reigns among # 28
- Link refocuses
- Kaden takes action
- # 31
- Bisection
- Spines ripped
- Link is too bad ass to die
- End of Link?
- Paranoia
- Hookshots kill
- The Trooper
- Link shows no mercy
- Link rules
- Opening match
- 2 hit kill
- Theories and bets
- Gay talk
- Go time
- No sympathy for Bass
- How it went down
- 50 MegaMen
Chapter 8
- Comatose
- The creator comes
- Master Sword is sharp
- Off to find the creator
- Dead end
- King Diamond found
- Falling sucks
- Another Link sighting
- Filler
- Bullet in the head
- End of suffering
- NOT FOR KIDS
- No luck
- Comic 200 (officially)
- Sneak attack
- Guided to Muta
- Link's found
- Dr. Light's aid
- MegaMan's new misson
- Muta exists
- Clock cleaning
- No intervention
- The aftermath results in rape
- Deja vu
- On the prowl again...
- Misadventures Of Classic MegaMan: A Retrospect
- MegaMan's soliloquy
- A long dream
Chapter 7
- Muta Loan
- Surgery fund/Muta official introduction
- The buck stops here
- Sado-Kaden isn't finished
- Friends
- Planet Kaden
- Possessed
- Fight!
- Tension
- Ricochet'd
- Mug'd
- Shine on, you crazy diamond
- Punctured pancreas
- Bar Fight #3
- Bar Fight #2
- Bar Fight #1
- Sprite Horror #7
- Sprite Horror #6
- Sprite Horror #5
- Sprite Horror #4
- Sprite Horror #3
- Sprite Horror #2
- Sprite Horror #1
- FireMan (1987-2010)
- Robot Masters are jack asses
- Elec Man gets jacked
- Horse euphemism is horse
- Life and times of FairyMan
- SadoKaden debut
- Incest
- No sympathy for Blackman
- Black seed
- MegaMan Generator
- Stereotype
- BlackMan
- Racism
- Community service
- Good citizen
- Everyone looks like MegaMan
- Rice-eater?
- The ol' switcheroo
- MegaMan sulks
- Drama
- Oh yeah...
- Cyborg love
- Zelda's return
- Continuity
- Half cannibal
- The chase continues
- What's funny?
- Cocaine!
Chapter 6
- Killing machine?
- Link vs. Fedor 2
- Swartzifedor
- Megaman's backup
- The epic return
- Megaman: A Second Look
- The star dies
- Hit n' Cheese It
- Dio Memorial
- Cyber-Fedor
- *Click!*
- Sindel says what?
- The Gratuitous... scream?
- Waiting for the snap
- Megalander
- Handicap?
- Back to the basics
- Kaden's realization
- Revelation
- Protoman's inquiry
- Megaman's theory
- Doppleganger
- Multiple personalities
- Won't smoke anything?!
- Late Holidays
- Interrogation
- Bass gets shot (again)
- Mutiny...
- Whaaat?
- Don't feed the fucking cats
- Dazed and amused
Chapter 5
- Comicwork Orange
- A truce
- Free falling
- Captain N?
- Worst sex dream ever
- Beat down
- Dirty work
- A walk gone wrong
- Hero of Time vs. The Last Emperor
- The Last Emperor
- Pain in the ass
- April fools!!
- The creator gets the last laugh
- The creator's demonic return
- Chaos
- Cloudman down, or whatever his name is.
- MM7 all over again...
- Round 2
- Mortal Komedy
Start of chapter 4
- Chairs where?
- Dr. Light is bitter
- The Dr. Wily Show
- Star vs. Creator
- No is the word
- Pocket full of shells
- Rally 'round the family
- Say goodbye to Zero
- Don't FUCK with MegaMan
- Buzzkilled again
- X on X
- Strong moral stance
- MegaMan is a bad man
- Battletoad resurrection
- Standoffs
- Futuristic issues
- Skullfuckery
- X -- Not the drug
- Mega Buster unleashed
- Hope for the toads
- MegaMan's Ethic
- Dr. Light isn't a vet
- Love the Toads
- Toad stomping
- Battletoad hangover
- MegaManBall 4000
- Zelda's debut
- Psychedelic Battletoads
- Squatters
- The Cenobites...?
- Spriteraiser
- Colt 45. and two zig zags
- More Zombie Fighting...
- Crotch Punch to end all Crotch Punches.
- The Lone Zombie.
Chapter 3 Beginning (When worlds collide)
- Chapter 2 close.
- Again... Link's on the job.
- Oh, acid...
- Realism.
- Junky binge.
- The Junkie Returns...
- What makes a man?
- Zombie Intervention...
- More Zombies.
- Pointless...
- Toilet shenanigans.
- Secret messages.
Chapter 2 continues
MegaMan 10 plug
- MegaMan 10
- Still in Hell.
- Ew.
- Link's the man.
- Stop singing...
- Meanwhile, in Hell.
- Aimless running
- Cyborgs fear zombies
- King Diamond and the Vulgar Survivor Crue's entrance.
- Creator's entrance.
- We get Christ involved. Now with Hillabillies!
- Arms off.
- Bass isn't retarded.
- ProtoMan is still retarded.
- Yet another problem arises.
- Buzz Killers
Chapter 2 begins...
- End of Chapter 1
- Dr. Light IS Santa
- This is some good acid.
- Basic speaches at a hooker's funeral
- Loose ends
- Hooker down.
- More drugs...
- Party time.
- A new problem arises
- Enter Acid
- Death of a horse.
- MegaMan wants answers.
- Reasons.
- And now for something completely different
- Drug Dealer -- Out
- The Dealer
- The desguise to beat all desguises.
- Vengeance
- The intervention
- The problem...
- The aftermath...
Chapter 1 - The Beginning...
Author notes
This is my psycho-killer alter-ego. I got the idea from watching House of 1000 Corpses and Ichi the Killer. The latter of the two is an over-the-top bloody Japanese horror/gangster film. And I have terrific news, the black community forgave me! (Thanks Cid!) The point I was trying to get across, and I think I achieved it, was that MegaMan is a mass murdering, drug fiend, whore-fucking, whore-killing, racist monster. You're all very, very welcome.
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