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KademonsterX

on Nov. 19, 2010

Blackie's your hook up, holla' if ya' hear me. Am I racist? Maybe a bit. But I hate more white people than I do black people, for sure. Are stereotypes true? Some, definitely. Ask Gustaa if he's freezing, because I KNOW Finnish have a higher tolerance to cold than citizens of the South of here. But of course they do. It's snowing like a Yeti's ball sack down here. Or up here, to you Southerners who've never even seen snow. I also know that citizens of Idaho that live in areas with lower elevations have about that same tolerance to cold as the Finnish. We have two seasons, summer and winter. Another stereotype I know is true is that Indians are cheap. And I'm not talking about native American Indians, I mean from Indians from India. I know this because I use to work for a pair, and they were cheap, cheap sons of bitches. Cheaper than Jews. They got big noses too, because air's free of course. But they put a price on air, say the air you put in your tires. I never got air from the place I worked because it's bullshit to pay for air. One of 'em was nice as Hell, but racist and sexist. And stereotypes like critics are useless are also true. Thems is a race of people I wouldn't mind seeing a genocide happening to. And what a colorful race they are, yet do you see any black critics? Not often.