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Meh... Hell's better than prison.

KademonsterX

on March 13, 2011

At least Gus doesn't have to worry about Bass dying anymore.

So the only Castlevania games I played was the first one, which was a pain in my ass, still no Battletoads, though. I eventually got through it one night. Then the one that came out on N64 I was super psyched for, can't remember what it's called, but I never got. I did play it some years later but wasn't too impressed.

Anyways… I bought a parka. Sombrero's next. Then a corn pipe… Then I'll just give unsuspecting people the boot right in the bawlz. They'll be like, "Oh, he's selling oranges," but no. Gonna' give 'em the boot.