- Same Old Song 
             - The Deadliest Duo 
             - Going Separate Ways 
             - Zombie Orgy, because we're pretty bored 
             - Taming MegaMan 
             - The Wild One 
             - Something We've Seen 
             - Wily Bloody Wily 
             - Menthol 
             - Tucking and Rolling 
             - Parking Tickets and Parking 
             - Mama 
             - Piles of Paperwork 
             - Personality of Zombie Bass 
             - Cop Struggles 
             - Unexpected Alliance 
             - Raining Blackie 
             - Pimp Vanish! 
             - Day of the STZs 
             - It's a Choice to be a Demon 
             - Myth Buster Unit 
             - STZs 
             - There's a Price 
             - Hook On 
             - Sleep Tight, Dark Angel 
             - The Struggle of being a Demon 
             - Dust in the Wind Zombies 
             - The Fear Still Runs Deep 
             - Traffic Laws are Binding 
             - Gratuitous Shot 
             - You don't ditch MegaMan 
             - Sploosh 
             - That Shit 
             - Sadistic Transformation 
             - Other Authors 
             - Momentary Lapse 
             - Same in the end 
             - Buncha' Nonsense  
             - BAM! 
             - Demons Just Wanna' Have Fun 
             - Misadventures of Gustaa and Demon Kaden 
             - Kaden the Demon and Gustaa the Drunk 
             - Worst Villains in MCMM History 
             - Attack! 
             - The Ballad of the Creator 
             - Wolf Link Attacks 
             - The Howling 
             - The After Party 
             - Mario's Revenge 
             - Crossover Misadventures 
             - Back to your regularly scheduled chaos 
             - Post Fight Commentary 
             - Interview with the Winner 
             - And the Winner is..... 
             - Close to a Decision 
             - Anyone's Game 
             - One Mean Hit 
             - Use for Internal Bleeding 
             - First Elimination 
             - No Time Travel! 
             - Trapped Under Ice 
             - Not done yet 
             - And Blammo! 
             - And Now For Something Completely Different: Phase 2 
             - Pokemon Killing Christmas 2015 
             - All men down 
             - Favorite Combos 
             - Introduction of the Dominion Rod 
             - Hammer It Out 
             - Ranked #1 
             - Catch Phrases 
             - Empty kegs and a Clawshot 
             - Insta-beard 
             - Thieves of the Beards 
             - The Durability of Skyward Link 
             - The Coughing introduction of the Hookshot 
             - Strike Out or Cock Block? 
             - Round 1 review by King Diamond 
             - MCMM Remembers 
             - Take your damn seats 
             - More pistol whipping 
             - Guest Host Interviews part 2 
             - More elusivity 
             - Dick pics 
             - MegaMan doesn't drink coffee + The ol' Phantom Duck myth 
             - Guest Host Interviews part 1 
             - Corner Interviews part 3 
             - The American Dream Tribute 
             - Corner Interviews part 2 
             - Corner Interviews part 1 
             - The Anatomy of Link 
             - Round 1 End 
             - Rise From Your Grave! 
             - Potentially Conquered 
             - Barrage 
             - Taking No Chances 
             - Premptive 
             - Impalement 
             - The Awakened 
             - Being An Adult Hurts 
             - Crime Against Man 
             - Toe to Toe and Insults 
             - Keeping Up 
             - Commentator Fight 
             - Consideration of Guests 
             - Bludgeon with Caution 
             - Megafuckton Bludgeoning 
             - Outside Interference 
             - Mother fuckin' Phantoms! 
             - Fear and Loathing at the Announce Desk 
             - MegaMan's had it 
             - The Double Whammy 
             - Ruthless Beating 
             - Party fouls, hurt feelings, and tough love 
             - Sympathy for Mister MegaMan 
             - Unstoppable 
             - In Memory of Joe Hadley 
             - Stand and Deliver! 
             - Offensive Sound Effects 
             - Keeping the momentum 
             - Light My Fire 
             - Back to the Action 
             - He DIDN'T take his job 
             - A Whole Other Level of Pissed 
             - Expolsive Action 
             - The Action 
             - Early dominance 
             - 'Lets get ready to get Dirty' because I don't get paid to say 'Ready to Rumble' 
             - The last introduction 
             - Skyward Sword Link's Introduction 
             - It's beyond Cuckos 
             - Official Introductions underway 
             - Introductions shortly 
             - The Great Neutralizer  
             - The "Rules" 
             - Censored Guests 
             - MCMM Death Match returns 
             - Everyone's a comedian 
             - MegaMan's return to comedy 
             - Mellow out, man 
             - Say AAAAAAAA- 
             - Seeds Planted 
             - Valium makes you happy 
             - Pokemon Killing Christmas 2013 
             - Reunion and a Plan 
             - Right in the Pie Trap 
             - Necrophilia and Bruce Lee, but totally unrelated 
             - The Hose Down 
             - The MegaMan Cometh 
             - Bombs Away! 
             - Dropped for the First Time 
             - The flip-flip-kick 
             - The ol' Ball and Chain 
             - Eaten alive or stabbed in the face 
             - Smart Incentives 
             - The differences between Links 
             - Link's Shadow and the Dark Interloper 
             - It's not begun! It's not begun! 
             - MegaMan made it! 
            Chapter 14: The Epic One 
             - The epic return of the Hero of Time 
             - Promise of an worth-while fight 
             - Headache provider 
             - MegaMan's on Cops 
             - Fooly Cooly! 
             - Suspense'd 
             - Even More Portals 
             - He didn't actually ask... 
             - Pieces of evidence 
             - The Triforce of Power 
             - Body snatcher 
             - The easier approach 
             - There's a high demand 
             - Return of the true King of Evil 
             - Pickle'd 
             - SS Link works for Kaden 
             - The seeds have been planted 
             - It's for the children 
             - Raper X 
             - Broken faces 
             - Dickitries 
             - Dick talk 
             - It's not that bad 
             - DINNER'D! 
             - Talkin' shit 
             - The return of the Synthetic one 
             - Aaaaand it starts... Again. 
             - Friends don't rape friends 
             - Demon Kaden daunts 
             - Don't ask 
             - More dead horses 
             - The Sprite SHANK Redemption 
             - Crazy ChinaMan 
             - Message recieved! 
             - Minor rape details 
             - Shrared coma dreams / The creator's grave 
             - ProtoMan's drug coma 
             - MegaMan's lawyer 
             - Slang 
             - Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! 
             - Feel the love 
             - Bass has no drugs 
             - Hench Men 
             - Back to America 
             - Reunion 
             - Adam Yauch "MCA" Memorial 
             - Terms 
             - Ransom 
             - Misleading the mushroom men 
             - Ya' be stubborn, ya' get the birdie! 
             - Stage dive of doom 
             - Bass the snitch 
             - KO Country 
             - Missed 
             - MegaMan wants to help 
             - No testing the drugs 
             - Bested 
             - Mario's shrooms 
             - Less recognizable brothers 
             - To Cuba 
             - Italian plumber or Cuban dictator? 
             - MegaMan's dealer 
             - ProtoMan's hooked on the candy 
             - After math double whammy 
             - Clash 
             - The fruits of the hooking 
             - No one's avenging anyone 
             - MegaMan's house! 
             - It's still not that simple 
             - The little old man ditty 
             - ProtoMan never learns 
             - MegaMan didn't ask 
             - It's illegal! 
             - Wolves of the Sprites 
             - Improvised weapons 
             - Pre-beatdown thoughts 
             - The greatest rant of all time 
             - Brain waves 
             - One man left behind 
             - ChinaMan's on MegaMan's time 
             - Surgeon General says not to swallow cigarettes 
             - MegaMan's public service announcement 
             - Link strikes again 
             - The baddest of the Links 
             - Run for your lives 
             - The Great Sing Off 
             - Not the same 
             - It's not that simple 
             - Dub'd 
             - Made in China 
             - Random misadventures 
             - George Bush? 
             - Pokemon Killing Christmas 
            Chapter 13 - A Way To Carry On 
             - Sitred's last effort 
             - Bad luck, FIST FUCK! 
             - The fiercest of deities 
             - The lunge 
             - Someone save this comic from Jon Davis 
             - More Rocky 
             - Pork 
             - Flabbergasted freedom 
             - No period for Ganondorf 
             - Goody-goody Ganny 
             - MegaMan still hates falling 
             - Portals are a blast 
             - Sitred's return 
             - Mild heart attack 
             - Being social 
             - Everybody Loves Dr. Wily 
             - ProtoMan figures it out 
             - Alcohol Poisoned RockyMan 
             - RockyMan 
             - The Re-return 
             - Funny Story 
             - Alarm fainting 
             - Awesome fainting 
             - Double negative 
             - Ocarina of Time 2D! 
             - Twelve-Gauge Tom get's his 
             - Reborn evil 
             - Pawn's death 
             - Bitch, we got a problem! 
             - The true antichrist, the devil in the flesh 
             - Chaos in Sector X 
             - The Sado-Helmet 
             - It's revealed to Sitred 
             - Elaborate rouse 
             - The plot 
             - The opening of the chamber 
             - In the mind of Link 
             - Destiny 
             - We can't stop here, it's bat country 
             - Purposeful puking? 
             - Direct orders 
             - The Embodiment breaks the capsule 
             - Chief Tom's problem 
             - The tormented mind of 655321 
             - MegaMan's in charge 
             - The Marlboro Man and Big Daddy 
             - Brain Bashing Puke Extravaganza 
             - Face to face 
             - Misadventure of Link 
             - Manipulation 
             - Epiphany 
             - MCMM remembers "Macho Man" Randy Savage 
             - Meeting about the capsule 
             - Sitred's log 
            Chapter 12 - The soothing light at the end of your tunnel 
             - Surviving Robot Masters 
             - Ehlkneabrae's weak stomach 
             - Can't you see he's the man? 
             - Link in disguise  
             - CentaurMan's libido 
             - FireMan dies (again) 
             - Robot Masters are dumb 
             - Get up and kill! 
             - Guns... and bunnies? 
             - Quick slap 
             - Quick LSD 
             - The take over... again... 
             - Twelve-Gauge Tom's problem 
             - Top 10 kills in MCMM history 
             - The commander of the Embodiment's chamber 
             - Run, he's got a gun 
             - Another hooker's funeral 
             - What ho? 
             - The ambush 
             - Kick'd 
             - Another attempt 
             - Biff'd it 
             - Ehlkneaster 
             - Bass' guilt 
             - The DHB 
             - Portal to Hell 
             - Acid quest 
             - Leaving Hell 
             - What's next 
             - Echoes of the Embodiment 
            Chapter 11 
             - Done 
             - Halved the creator 
             - Greeting from Sado-Kaden 
             - The Last Emperor's sacrifice 
             - The Embodiment gets MegaMan 
             - Awesomeness acknowledged 
             - Link fight! 
             - Fierce Deity 
             - A solution 
             - Link's device comes back 
             - The debut and death of Ehlkneabrae 
             - Invisible hands 
             - Comic 369 
             - Meh... Hell's better than prison. 
             - What goes around comes around. 
             - The Ballad of Ehlkneabrae 
             - Drunk in the woods 
             - Stand still 
             - Beat and Link 
             - Laugh Roulette 
             - Two bullets 
             - Coke, not Coke. 
             - Mind games with Link 
             - The take over 
             - The eternal void 
             - The Embodiment meets Zelda 
             - Irrationality 
             - Deadly serious 
             - Godzilla bails 
             - X and Zero return 
             - The mist 
             - Muta to the rescue 
             - If you're 555 then I'm 666 
             - Remains 
             - The start 
             - Neglected Godzilla 
             - Ghost warning 
             - Epic forts 
             - Cliff Hanger 
             - Bass warns 
             - The destiny of Beat and MegaMan 
             - Dr. Light's new God 
             - Mind games continue 
             - Haunted 
             - The Embodiment of Evil's mind games 
             - It begins 
             - The embodiment of evil 
             - Atom generator 
             - The essence of Dr. Light plan 
             - Gentlemen's contest / Blackie's heat 
             - The sweet embrace 
             - King Diamong elaborates 
             - Link's device 
             - The triumphant return of the MegaMen 
             - The destiny of Link and MegaMan 
             - FairyMan's lisp 
             - Pokemon massacre of Christmas 2010 
             - Revived characters 
             - Cloning machine was just off 
             - Dr. Light's terms 
             - The suspicious return of Dr. Light 
             - The smell is strong 
             - Mega Persuader  
             - The Melody of MegaMan and Dr. Wily 
             - Broken cloning machine 
             - Not heading back to jail after all  
             - Welcome home intro 
             - Jail break 
             - No Peter Pan 
             - No Robin Hood 
             - Cloning machines 
             - The return of HeatMan and Dr. Wily 
             - Hedgehogs are very flammable 
             - More resurrections? 
             - Blackie's lips 
            Chapter 10 
             - Resurrection failed again 
             - Rift between Links 
             - More file cabinets 
             - Answers 
             - Go go Godzilla! 
             - Cell-mates 
             - Comic 300 
             - Sonic resurrected 
             - Nig-nog? 
             - Woop, there it is 
             - Who will kill Sonic? 
             - Sonic is now a junkie 
             - Sonic's debut 
             - Awesome! 
             - Shine still in place 
             - The return of Blackman 
             - File cabnets are useless 
            Chapter 9 
             - Apprehended 
             - A hero is a hero 
             - Suicide Is Painless 
             - Elusive Proto Man 
             - I don't like the drugs, but the drugs like me 
             - Locked in 
             - One with Led Zeppelin 
             - Bass' revenge 
             - Great plan / Halloween special 
             - Haze 
             - Blackmail 
             - Debut of Samus Aran 
             - MegaMan's request 
             - Wrong button 
             - Stage 2 of Double Dragon & Battletoads 
             - Bass is done 
             - Cure for zombies 
             - Zombies don't talk 
             - 5 game speed run 
             - Official dick day 
             - Another Zombie Apocalypse? 
             - Da Bomb 
             - Use for decapitations  
             - Got lube? 
             - MegaMen are jerks 
             - Pep talk 
             - Color Commentary 
             - The Last Waltz 2 
             - The Last Waltz 
             - Face Off (Starring MegaMan and Link) 
             - Pranks that backfire are still funny 
             - # 28 - DEAD 
             - # 28's torture continues 
             - Airtime  
             - Resin talk 
             - The Link under the floor 
             - Serious beatdown 
             - Breakin' floors 
             - # 28 gets gut shot 
             - Terror Reigns among # 28 
             - Link refocuses 
             - Kaden takes action 
             - # 31 
             - Bisection 
             - Spines ripped 
             - Link is too bad ass to die 
             - End of Link? 
             - Paranoia 
             - Hookshots kill 
             - The Trooper 
             - Link shows no mercy 
             - Link rules 
             - Opening match 
             - 2 hit kill 
             - Theories and bets 
             - Gay talk 
             - Go time 
             - No sympathy for Bass 
             - How it went down 
             - 50 MegaMen 
            Chapter 8 
             - Comatose 
             - The creator comes 
             - Master Sword is sharp 
             - Off to find the creator 
             - Dead end 
             - King Diamond found 
             - Falling sucks 
             - Another Link sighting 
             - Filler 
             - Bullet in the head 
             - End of suffering 
             - NOT FOR KIDS 
             - No luck 
             - Comic 200 (officially) 
             - Sneak attack 
             - Guided to Muta 
             - Link's found 
             - Dr. Light's aid 
             - MegaMan's new misson 
             - Muta exists 
             - Clock cleaning 
             - No intervention 
             - The aftermath results in rape 
             - Deja vu 
             - On the prowl again... 
             - Misadventures Of Classic MegaMan: A Retrospect 
             - MegaMan's soliloquy  
             - A long dream 
            Chapter 7 
             - Muta Loan 
             - Surgery fund/Muta official introduction 
             - The buck stops here 
             - Sado-Kaden isn't finished 
             - Friends 
             - Planet Kaden 
             - Possessed 
             - Fight! 
             - Tension 
             - Ricochet'd 
             - Mug'd 
             - Shine on, you crazy diamond 
             - Punctured pancreas 
             - Bar Fight #3 
             - Bar Fight #2 
             - Bar Fight #1 
             - Sprite Horror #7 
             - Sprite Horror #6 
             - Sprite Horror #5 
             - Sprite Horror #4 
             - Sprite Horror #3 
             - Sprite Horror #2 
             - Sprite Horror #1 
             - FireMan (1987-2010) 
             - Robot Masters are jack asses 
             - Elec Man gets jacked 
             - Horse euphemism is horse 
             - Life and times of FairyMan 
             - SadoKaden debut 
             - Incest 
             - No sympathy for Blackman 
             - Black seed 
             - MegaMan Generator 
             - Stereotype 
             - BlackMan 
             - Racism 
             - Community service 
             - Good citizen 
             - Everyone looks like MegaMan 
             - Rice-eater? 
             - The ol' switcheroo 
             - MegaMan sulks 
             - Drama 
             - Oh yeah... 
             - Cyborg love 
             - Zelda's return 
             - Continuity 
             - Half cannibal 
             - The chase continues 
             - What's funny? 
             - Cocaine! 
            Chapter 6 
             - Killing machine? 
             - Link vs. Fedor 2 
             - Swartzifedor 
             - Megaman's backup 
             - The epic return 
             - Megaman: A Second Look 
             - The star dies 
             - Hit n' Cheese It 
             - Dio Memorial 
             - Cyber-Fedor 
             - *Click!* 
             - Sindel says what? 
             - The Gratuitous... scream? 
             - Waiting for the snap 
             - Megalander 
             - Handicap? 
             - Back to the basics 
             - Kaden's realization 
             - Revelation  
             - Protoman's inquiry  
             - Megaman's theory 
             - Doppleganger 
             - Multiple personalities 
             - Won't smoke anything?! 
             - Late Holidays 
             - Interrogation 
             - Bass gets shot (again) 
             - Mutiny... 
             - Whaaat? 
             - Don't feed the fucking cats 
             - Dazed and amused 
            Chapter 5 
             - Comicwork Orange 
             - A truce 
             - Free falling 
             - Captain N? 
             - Worst sex dream ever 
             - Beat down 
             - Dirty work 
             - A walk gone wrong 
             - Hero of Time vs. The Last Emperor 
             - The Last Emperor 
             - Pain in the ass 
             - April fools!! 
             - The creator gets the last laugh 
             - The creator's demonic return 
             - Chaos 
             - Cloudman down, or whatever his name is. 
             - MM7 all over again... 
             - Round 2 
             - Mortal Komedy 
            Start of chapter 4 
             - Chairs where? 
             - Dr. Light is bitter 
             - The Dr. Wily Show 
             - Star vs. Creator 
             - No is the word 
             - Pocket full of shells 
             - Rally 'round the family 
             - Say goodbye to Zero 
             - Don't FUCK with MegaMan 
             - Buzzkilled again 
             - X on X 
             - Strong moral stance 
             - MegaMan is a bad man 
             - Battletoad resurrection  
             - Standoffs 
             - Futuristic issues 
             - Skullfuckery 
             - X -- Not the drug 
             - Mega Buster unleashed 
             - Hope for the toads 
             - MegaMan's Ethic 
             - Dr. Light isn't a vet 
             - Love the Toads 
             - Toad stomping 
             - Battletoad hangover 
             - MegaManBall 4000 
             - Zelda's debut 
             - Psychedelic Battletoads 
             - Squatters 
             - The Cenobites...? 
             - Spriteraiser 
             - Colt 45. and two zig zags 
             - More Zombie Fighting... 
             - Crotch Punch to end all Crotch Punches. 
             - The Lone Zombie. 
            Chapter 3 Beginning (When worlds collide) 
             - Chapter 2 close. 
             - Again... Link's on the job. 
             - Oh, acid... 
             - Realism. 
             - Junky binge. 
             - The Junkie Returns... 
             - What makes a man? 
             - Zombie Intervention... 
             - More Zombies. 
             - Pointless... 
             - Toilet shenanigans. 
             - Secret messages. 
            Chapter 2 continues 
            MegaMan 10 plug 
             - MegaMan 10 
             - Still in Hell. 
             - Ew. 
             - Link's the man. 
             - Stop singing... 
             - Meanwhile, in Hell. 
             - Aimless running 
             - Cyborgs fear zombies 
             - King Diamond and the Vulgar Survivor Crue's entrance. 
             - Creator's entrance. 
             - We get Christ involved. Now with Hillabillies! 
             - Arms off. 
             - Bass isn't retarded. 
             - ProtoMan is still retarded. 
             - Yet another problem arises. 
             - Buzz Killers 
            Chapter 2 begins... 
             - End of Chapter 1 
             - Dr. Light IS Santa 
             - This is some good acid. 
             - Basic speaches at a hooker's funeral 
             - Loose ends 
             - Hooker down. 
             - More drugs... 
             - Party time. 
             - A new problem arises 
             - Enter Acid 
             - Death of a horse. 
             - MegaMan wants answers. 
             - Reasons. 
             - And now for something completely different 
             - Drug Dealer -- Out 
             - The Dealer 
             - The desguise to beat all desguises. 
             - Vengeance 
             - The intervention 
             - The problem... 
             - The aftermath... 
            Chapter 1 - The Beginning... 
         
      
     
      
      
        Author notes 
        
        If you recall, ProtoMan was the ring announcer for the Link vs. MegaMen battle. Same colored desk and everything. I pay attention. At first, I wasn't gonna' have my character say anything, but as I was writing the script that episode of South Park came into my head, so I added that, too good to pass up. That whole "took mah job" thing's popped up in a few episodes, seems like they intentionally ran it into the ground with that wrestling episode. Still funny.
       
    
    
     
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