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Earache My Eye

MotivationalHousecat

on March 12, 2021

"My momma talkin' to me, try to tell me how to live
But I don't listen to her 'cause my head is like a sieve

My daddy, he disowned me 'cause I wear my sisters clothes
He caught me in the bathroom with a pair of pantyhose

My basketball coach, he done kicked me off the team
For wearing high heel-sneakers and actin' like a queen (Hahaha)

The world's comin' to an end—I don't even care
As long as can I have a Limo and my orange hair

And it don't bother me if people think I'm funny
'Cause I'm a big rock star and I make a lots of money
Money, money, money, money
Money, money, ahhhhh! Hahaha hahaha hahaha


I'm so bloody rich, hahaha
I own apartment buildings and shopping centers, hahaha
I only know three chords, hahaha
Watch me burn, hahaha
You fools, hahaha"

-Cheech and Chong