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Phooey

on Oct. 15, 2019

A young man enters his bedroom. He had a long day today.
Today is October 15th, a day that holds no significant relevance to the man. He groans at the tiredness of this overdone intro.
Your name is ANDY. You are FIFTEEN YEARS OLD. You have many hobbies and interests, such as VINTAGE VIDEO GAMES and SPEEDRUNNING. Though, you are HILARIOUSLY BAD AT IT.
Despite this, you hold a lot of pride in your collections.