Author notes

Cthulhu Gone Wild

Klausbrenner

on June 20, 2021

First published October 19, 2009.

KB: This is the worst of the Monster Mash series, in my opinion. The joke's just not the best.

GB: I dunno, I think this is funny, in sort of a "what the fuck" way. And elevated by the casting of the Tall Man from "Phantasm" and a blood-drenched Carrie White. Though the line "Hey Cthulhu, show us yer tits" is funnier than the actual punchline.

P.S. Franken Berry is just supposed to be urinating, some people have speculated otherwise. But go with whatever makes it funnier to you.