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Rob Zombie's Halloween II

Mega Greg

on Aug. 29, 2009

Yeah yesterday I saw Halloween and I was not really satisfied with it. I haven't seen the remake so I was a bit confused with most of the stuff so I was pretty much confused with the whole hospital scene in the beginning, whether or not it's was a flashback or a dream. It was a complete gore fest, that movie was. I mean I've seen/read When They Cry and they had some fucked up shit there, but Halloween just sorta crossed the line. Like there was a part in the movie where Micheal beats the shit out of some porn star up with his foot until his face became a pulp. He also had enough time to drag his body into a club and hang him with a bunch of wires. He does the same thing to some fat guy who was trying to fuck some chick, while she was trying to get away but Micheal just smashed her naked body some glass. I just couldn't handle that sort of stuff and I've seen two GWAR movies, but at least those were played as jokes than being serious.

And yes I am serious that Weird Al appears in this movie. Out of all things when it came to the blood, gore and nudity (not that sex however, just boobs), Weird Al just sorta shines the light in the movie. I don't know why Zombie wanted him there, but I dunno. He was good in the movie anyway, despite the movie being horrible.

A few times I've said that I don't like his movies, but he's sorta getting better movie after movie. And he is. The problem is that how he executes it. Like he could probably do a prequel to 1000 Corpses and that would be a better movie than this. In fact I think 1000 Corpses could be better than Halloween 2. I think he should just stop doing remakes and just stick with some original stuff. Or go back to his music, since I want another album. I mean I've a show with him and Ozzy last year and it was great.
Oh and there's some stuff that he's gonna do a remake of The Blob…without the blob. That's like doing a remake of Nightmare on Elm St. without Freddie doing some jokes.
The worst part about is that it's true.