Namco Wars First Prev - #12.14: Rapid Fire - #12.13: Rhythm Break - #12.12: Mega Reveal - #12.11: Dragonfall - #12.10: The Time for Fear - #12.9: Wall of Lemons - #12.8: High Score - #12.7: Good Night - #12.6: Here Be Dragons - #12.5: Sore Winners - #12.4: Sneak Attack! - #12.3: Secure Lock - #12.2: Sittin' in a Tree - #12.1: Mortality Switch - #11.30: Roll Credits - #11.29: A Duel of Light and Dark - #11.28: Sleight of Portal - #11.27: 5-0 - #11.26: Useful? - #11.25: Spellcasters - #11.24: Last Stand - #11.23: Gilgamush - #11.22: FiRestarter - #11.21: Lengthy Dialo-- - #11.20: Ten Pin - #11.19: Hot Meal - #11.18: Grave Allergies - #11.17: U'Turn'd - #11.16: Frontfire - #11.15: Toll Guards - #11.14: Goal - #11.13: Nose in a Book - #11.12: Not-Standing Guard - #11.11: Turn Around - #11.10: Firewall - #11.9: Feast - #11.8: Blind Panic - #11.7: Speedread - #11.6: Statistics - #11.5: Tipping Scales - #11.4: Burning and Books - #11.3: Atmosphere-ness - #11.2: Dreading the Dragon #11.1: Delayed Response - #10.34: The End-ish - #10.33: Job Description - #10.32: Lost and Found - #10.31: A New Day - #10.30: Spark! - #10.29: I am Disappoint - #10.28: Remnants - #10.27: Poked in the Eye - #10.26: Flamethrower or Candle - #10.25: Indirect, perhaps? - #10.24: Gas Leak - #10.23: A Noisy Plan - #10.22: Stage Bright - #10.21: Not Outnumbered - #10.20: Unmoving Target - #10.19: Uncovered - #10.18: "Help" - #10.17: Fire Eating - #10.16: Rising Fire - #10.15: Barrage of Fail - #10.14: Dusk to Dust - #10.13: Death Rising - #10.12: Going/Taken Down - #10.11: Watchdug - #10.10: Aeson Go Down the Hole - #10.9: First to Die - #10.8: Mooore Explosions! - #10.7: More Explosions! - #10.6: Towering Inferno - #10.5: Confirmation - #10.4: As They Burned It Hurt Becau-- - #10.3: And Threw Ev'ry Piece into a Fire - #10.2: Waiting Room - #10.1: Ashes to Boredom - #9.32: Sight(less) - #9.31: Power Spike - #9.30: Ghost Whispers - #9.29: To Kill a Ghost - #9.28: Flame Game - #9.27: Tabletop Playing - #9.26: Wall of Food - #9.25: Backfire Backfired - #9.24: Backup Backed Up - #9.23: Beating a Dead Corpse - #9.22: One-Hit Killed - #9.21: Surprise, Surprise, Not Surprised - #9.20: Two Eyes in the Dark - #9.19: Infestation - #9.18: Namco City Stories - #9.17: Pac Chow - #9.16: Dead Undead - #9.15: Mixed-Up Meals - #9.14: Trapped Trap - #9.13: Illusion of Ghost - #9.12: Death to Above - #9.11: Moving But Not - #9.10: Bomb and/or Explosion - #9.9: Homemade Hot Air Balloon - #9.8: Edible and/or Food - #9.7: Killer Meal - #9.6: bump. - #9.5: Rented from Darknut - #9.4: Light in the Dark - #9.3: Ghost Head - #9.2: Haunting Ground - #9.1: Renewed Battles - #8.36: Sleep On It - #8.35: Killer Mischief - #8.34: Lost Host - #8.33: Moving Aftermath - #8.32: The Sudden Stop - #8.31: Swarming Up - #8.30: Demolitions - #8.29: Tick Tick Ti-- - #8.28: Falling Up - #8.27: Bullets Catching - #8.26: Downward Deception - #8.25: Shades of Grey - #8.24: ...One Boom - #8.23: Two Birds... - #8.22: Tick Tick Tick - #8.21: Elementary - #8.20: Deductive Fighting - #8.19: Me vs. Me - #8.18: Pending Showdown(s) - #8.17: Still Still - #8.16: Passed By - #8.15: Bursting In - #8.14: Twice the Secrets - #8.13: Dropping Bombs - #8.12: Fleafall - #8.11: Underfoot - #8.10: Catastrophe - #8.9: Missing Mouse - #8.8: Lab Accident - #8.7: Gathering Arrangements - #8.6: O_O - #8.5: Pollution(s) - #8.4: Taking Action - #8.3: Uneven Retribution - #8.2: But Not That - #8.1: Low Score - #7.32: Blinkin' Blankin' Blonkin' Lights - #7.31: Zzzztttt!! - #7.30: Being Green - #7.29: Secured Stolen Goods - #7.28: Gone to Pieces - #7.27: Sludge Swimming - #7.26: Nothing Unusual - #7.25: Convergence - #7.24: Stop, Drop, Die - #7.23: Dragonborne - #7.22: Swimming Vision - #7.21: Throwing Cat - #7.20: Target Unlocked - #7.19: Roast Monster - #7.18: Cat Tipping - #7.17: Knight Rolled - #7.16: Namco Kombat - #7.15: Ask and Ye Shall Die - #7.14: Freedom of Press - #7.13: Decoy Mission - #7.12: Lengthy Dialogue - #7.11: Technical Difficulties - #7.10: Musical Accompaniment - #7.9: Three out of Four - #7.8: Immobile Fighting - #7.7: Armored Convoy - #7.6: Are You Watching Closely? - #7.5: Thrown Object Damage - #7.4: Lost in Flames - #7.3: Ye Olde Chatterbox - #7.2: Song of the Sewers #7.1: Negative Nyla - #6.39: Case Unclosed - #6.38: Uncommon Knowledge - #6.37: Party Time! - #6.36: EVERYONE! - #6.35: Earth-Shattering Kaboom - #6.34: Tick Tock - #6.33: Warning Label - #6.32: Rocky Path - #6.31: Cliffha-- - #6.30: Mortality - #6.29: Sacrificial Nothing - #6.28: It's a Trap! - #6.27: Runaway Mouse - #6.26: Tick Tock - #6.25: Mutually Assured Conviction - #6.24: Recap Time - #6.23: Marvelous Pizza - #6.22: Walled In - #6.21: Dyolek - #6.20: Enter Night - #6.19: Shelf Life - #6.18: Screen of Death - #6.17: Untitled Jonathan O'Brien Project - #6.16: Sing Us a Song, Police Man - #6.15: 528491 - #6.14: Headroom - #6.13: Strewn About - #6.12: Password Denied - #6.11: Art Critic - #6.10: The Legend of Dragon - #6.9: Jumping Conclusions To - #6.8: Deadlock - #6.7: Forward Crawl - #6.6: World's Latest Detective - #6.5: The Hero We Deserve - #6.4: Random Moments - #6.3: On the Case - #6.2: Musician of Silence #6.1: Application - #5.44: Expenses - #5.43: Gravity, Gravity - #5.42: One-on-One - #5.41: Double Strike - #5.40: Horizontal Digging - #5.39: Explosive Leap - #5.38: Front Row Troubles - #5.37: Weakness in Numbers - #5.36: New Instru- - - #5.35: Dropout - #5.34: Servers Hacked - #5.33: Downfall - #5.32: Ground Floor - #5.31: Defection - #5.30: Tearing Me Apaht - #5.29: Enemy Tsunami - #5.28: Anti-Suicidal - #5.27: Look Out Below! - #5.26: Direction Order - #5.25: Part of the Plan - #5.24: Fatalities - #5.23: Scientific Approach - #5.22: Unfriendly Fire - #5.21: Strategy Games - #5.20: Blackened - #5.19: Queenly Duties - #5.18: Waterlogging - #5.17: Chain Reaction - #5.16: Delirium - #5.15: Dampened Spirits - #5.14: Firing at Fire - #5.13: The Jokes Continue - #5.12: Friendship is Namco - #5.11: Comedian - #5.10: Stealth Op. - #5.9: Superior Numbers - #5.8: Backfire - #5.7: A New Challenger Appears - #5.6: Swarmed - #5.5: Delayed Reaction - #5.4: On All Sides - #5.3: Divebomb - #5.2: First Strike #5.1: New War - #4.29: Might be a Lie - #4.28: Light Up - #4.27: Time For Me To Die - #4.26: You're Hired - #4.25: Out of Sight, Out of Trust - #4.24: New Rivals - #4.23: Alone in the Dark - #4.22: Shocking Discovery - #4.21: Trippy - #4.20: Persuasive Action - #4.19: The Shout of Music - #4.18: Worn Thin - #4.17: Special Rates - #4.16: Runaway - #4.15: Der Schlimmste Verrat - #4.14: The Music of the Night - #4.13: Uprising - #4.12: Turn Off the Dark - #4.11: Danger Zone - #4.10: Into a Dark Studio - #4.9: Textbook Answer - #4.8: Mealtime Output - #4.7: Digestion - #4.6: Snack Attack - #4.5: Falldown Comedy - #4.4: Cleanup Crew(s) - #4.3: New Lodgings - #4.2: Chaotic Namco #4.1: Lunch Break - #3.30: Blonkin' Blunkin' Lights - #3.29: Safe Landing - #3.28: A Ghost in Hand... - #3.27: Jumping Target - #3.26: Unarmed - #3.25: Galaga Diving - #3.24: Headfirst - #3.23: Crippled - #3.22: Filler - #3.21: Ferretal Communications Commission - #3.20: Prison Block - #3.19: It Broked - #3.18: Is It Safe? - #3.17: Lost Sight - #3.16: Some Subtitles! - #3.15: Doorsmack! - #3.14: Abduction - #3.13: Picture in Picture - #3.12: Dead Men Walking - #3.11: Floating Ghost - #3.10: Ninth Life - #3.9: Catchy Themes - #3.8: Helpless Puppy Syndrome - #3.7: In Plain Sight - #3.6: Parental Eating - #3.5: Sneak Attack! - #3.4: Blind Vision - #3.3: Whispered Worries - #3.2: Deadpool Speak #3.1: Shocking Broadcast - #2.27: Blankin' Blonkin' Lights - #2.26: Dinner and Fire - #2.25: Fiery Argument - #2.24: Comics and Comics - #2.23: Cats and Salad - #2.22: Invasion - #2.21: New Low - #2.20: Pencils and Translations - #2.19: Italian Tragedy - #2.18: Advice and Stuff - #2.17: Actor's Blues - #2.16: More Games - #2.15: Dragons and Location - #2.14: Spirit Slayer - #2.13: Zelda and Expansion - #2.12: Weirdness Reigns - #2.11: Title Envy - #2.10: Food and Combat - #2.9: Trampled! - #2.8: Stampede! - #2.7: Portal Service Announcement - #2.6: Shapeshifters in Death - #2.5: Mass Downroad - #2.4: Engrish Collection - #2.3: That's Hedwig, By the Way - #2.2: Exploding Rocks #2.1: Dragon Brains - #1.23: Blinkin' Blankin' Lights - #1.22: The Crew - #1.21: Libramorph - #1.20: Ki and Ishtar - #1.19: Druaga - #1.18: Gil - #1.17: Goro Statue - #1.16: Meowkies - #1.15: Goro - #1.14: Mappy - #1.13: Blank - #1.12: Shinies - #1.11: Speedy, Bashful, and Pokey - #1.10: Shadow - #1.9: Pac-Man - #1.8: Queen Galaga - #1.7: Translation Programming - #1.6: Galaga - #1.5: Pab and Fab - #1.4: Pookas - #1.3: Fygars - #1.2: Dig Dug #1.1: Super Smash Bros. Namco - #0.4: Blinkin' Lights - #0.3: Bribery - #0.2: Annoying Piece of Paper #0.1: Andore's Announcement Next Last First Prev - #12.14: Rapid Fire - #12.13: Rhythm Break - #12.12: Mega Reveal - #12.11: Dragonfall - #12.10: The Time for Fear - #12.9: Wall of Lemons - #12.8: High Score - #12.7: Good Night - #12.6: Here Be Dragons - #12.5: Sore Winners - #12.4: Sneak Attack! - #12.3: Secure Lock - #12.2: Sittin' in a Tree - #12.1: Mortality Switch - #11.30: Roll Credits - #11.29: A Duel of Light and Dark - #11.28: Sleight of Portal - #11.27: 5-0 - #11.26: Useful? - #11.25: Spellcasters - #11.24: Last Stand - #11.23: Gilgamush - #11.22: FiRestarter - #11.21: Lengthy Dialo-- - #11.20: Ten Pin - #11.19: Hot Meal - #11.18: Grave Allergies - #11.17: U'Turn'd - #11.16: Frontfire - #11.15: Toll Guards - #11.14: Goal - #11.13: Nose in a Book - #11.12: Not-Standing Guard - #11.11: Turn Around - #11.10: Firewall - #11.9: Feast - #11.8: Blind Panic - #11.7: Speedread - #11.6: Statistics - #11.5: Tipping Scales - #11.4: Burning and Books - #11.3: Atmosphere-ness - #11.2: Dreading the Dragon #11.1: Delayed Response - #10.34: The End-ish - #10.33: Job Description - #10.32: Lost and Found - #10.31: A New Day - #10.30: Spark! - #10.29: I am Disappoint - #10.28: Remnants - #10.27: Poked in the Eye - #10.26: Flamethrower or Candle - #10.25: Indirect, perhaps? - #10.24: Gas Leak - #10.23: A Noisy Plan - #10.22: Stage Bright - #10.21: Not Outnumbered - #10.20: Unmoving Target - #10.19: Uncovered - #10.18: "Help" - #10.17: Fire Eating - #10.16: Rising Fire - #10.15: Barrage of Fail - #10.14: Dusk to Dust - #10.13: Death Rising - #10.12: Going/Taken Down - #10.11: Watchdug - #10.10: Aeson Go Down the Hole - #10.9: First to Die - #10.8: Mooore Explosions! - #10.7: More Explosions! - #10.6: Towering Inferno - #10.5: Confirmation - #10.4: As They Burned It Hurt Becau-- - #10.3: And Threw Ev'ry Piece into a Fire - #10.2: Waiting Room - #10.1: Ashes to Boredom - #9.32: Sight(less) - #9.31: Power Spike - #9.30: Ghost Whispers - #9.29: To Kill a Ghost - #9.28: Flame Game - #9.27: Tabletop Playing - #9.26: Wall of Food - #9.25: Backfire Backfired - #9.24: Backup Backed Up - #9.23: Beating a Dead Corpse - #9.22: One-Hit Killed - #9.21: Surprise, Surprise, Not Surprised - #9.20: Two Eyes in the Dark - #9.19: Infestation - #9.18: Namco City Stories - #9.17: Pac Chow - #9.16: Dead Undead - #9.15: Mixed-Up Meals - #9.14: Trapped Trap - #9.13: Illusion of Ghost - #9.12: Death to Above - #9.11: Moving But Not - #9.10: Bomb and/or Explosion - #9.9: Homemade Hot Air Balloon - #9.8: Edible and/or Food - #9.7: Killer Meal - #9.6: bump. - #9.5: Rented from Darknut - #9.4: Light in the Dark - #9.3: Ghost Head - #9.2: Haunting Ground - #9.1: Renewed Battles - #8.36: Sleep On It - #8.35: Killer Mischief - #8.34: Lost Host - #8.33: Moving Aftermath - #8.32: The Sudden Stop - #8.31: Swarming Up - #8.30: Demolitions - #8.29: Tick Tick Ti-- - #8.28: Falling Up - #8.27: Bullets Catching - #8.26: Downward Deception - #8.25: Shades of Grey - #8.24: ...One Boom - #8.23: Two Birds... - #8.22: Tick Tick Tick - #8.21: Elementary - #8.20: Deductive Fighting - #8.19: Me vs. Me - #8.18: Pending Showdown(s) - #8.17: Still Still - #8.16: Passed By - #8.15: Bursting In - #8.14: Twice the Secrets - #8.13: Dropping Bombs - #8.12: Fleafall - #8.11: Underfoot - #8.10: Catastrophe - #8.9: Missing Mouse - #8.8: Lab Accident - #8.7: Gathering Arrangements - #8.6: O_O - #8.5: Pollution(s) - #8.4: Taking Action - #8.3: Uneven Retribution - #8.2: But Not That - #8.1: Low Score - #7.32: Blinkin' Blankin' Blonkin' Lights - #7.31: Zzzztttt!! - #7.30: Being Green - #7.29: Secured Stolen Goods - #7.28: Gone to Pieces - #7.27: Sludge Swimming - #7.26: Nothing Unusual - #7.25: Convergence - #7.24: Stop, Drop, Die - #7.23: Dragonborne - #7.22: Swimming Vision - #7.21: Throwing Cat - #7.20: Target Unlocked - #7.19: Roast Monster - #7.18: Cat Tipping - #7.17: Knight Rolled - #7.16: Namco Kombat - #7.15: Ask and Ye Shall Die - #7.14: Freedom of Press - #7.13: Decoy Mission - #7.12: Lengthy Dialogue - #7.11: Technical Difficulties - #7.10: Musical Accompaniment - #7.9: Three out of Four - #7.8: Immobile Fighting - #7.7: Armored Convoy - #7.6: Are You Watching Closely? - #7.5: Thrown Object Damage - #7.4: Lost in Flames - #7.3: Ye Olde Chatterbox - #7.2: Song of the Sewers #7.1: Negative Nyla - #6.39: Case Unclosed - #6.38: Uncommon Knowledge - #6.37: Party Time! - #6.36: EVERYONE! - #6.35: Earth-Shattering Kaboom - #6.34: Tick Tock - #6.33: Warning Label - #6.32: Rocky Path - #6.31: Cliffha-- - #6.30: Mortality - #6.29: Sacrificial Nothing - #6.28: It's a Trap! - #6.27: Runaway Mouse - #6.26: Tick Tock - #6.25: Mutually Assured Conviction - #6.24: Recap Time - #6.23: Marvelous Pizza - #6.22: Walled In - #6.21: Dyolek - #6.20: Enter Night - #6.19: Shelf Life - #6.18: Screen of Death - #6.17: Untitled Jonathan O'Brien Project - #6.16: Sing Us a Song, Police Man - #6.15: 528491 - #6.14: Headroom - #6.13: Strewn About - #6.12: Password Denied - #6.11: Art Critic - #6.10: The Legend of Dragon - #6.9: Jumping Conclusions To - #6.8: Deadlock - #6.7: Forward Crawl - #6.6: World's Latest Detective - #6.5: The Hero We Deserve - #6.4: Random Moments - #6.3: On the Case - #6.2: Musician of Silence #6.1: Application - #5.44: Expenses - #5.43: Gravity, Gravity - #5.42: One-on-One - #5.41: Double Strike - #5.40: Horizontal Digging - #5.39: Explosive Leap - #5.38: Front Row Troubles - #5.37: Weakness in Numbers - #5.36: New Instru- - - #5.35: Dropout - #5.34: Servers Hacked - #5.33: Downfall - #5.32: Ground Floor - #5.31: Defection - #5.30: Tearing Me Apaht - #5.29: Enemy Tsunami - #5.28: Anti-Suicidal - #5.27: Look Out Below! - #5.26: Direction Order - #5.25: Part of the Plan - #5.24: Fatalities - #5.23: Scientific Approach - #5.22: Unfriendly Fire - #5.21: Strategy Games - #5.20: Blackened - #5.19: Queenly Duties - #5.18: Waterlogging - #5.17: Chain Reaction - #5.16: Delirium - #5.15: Dampened Spirits - #5.14: Firing at Fire - #5.13: The Jokes Continue - #5.12: Friendship is Namco - #5.11: Comedian - #5.10: Stealth Op. - #5.9: Superior Numbers - #5.8: Backfire - #5.7: A New Challenger Appears - #5.6: Swarmed - #5.5: Delayed Reaction - #5.4: On All Sides - #5.3: Divebomb - #5.2: First Strike #5.1: New War - #4.29: Might be a Lie - #4.28: Light Up - #4.27: Time For Me To Die - #4.26: You're Hired - #4.25: Out of Sight, Out of Trust - #4.24: New Rivals - #4.23: Alone in the Dark - #4.22: Shocking Discovery - #4.21: Trippy - #4.20: Persuasive Action - #4.19: The Shout of Music - #4.18: Worn Thin - #4.17: Special Rates - #4.16: Runaway - #4.15: Der Schlimmste Verrat - #4.14: The Music of the Night - #4.13: Uprising - #4.12: Turn Off the Dark - #4.11: Danger Zone - #4.10: Into a Dark Studio - #4.9: Textbook Answer - #4.8: Mealtime Output - #4.7: Digestion - #4.6: Snack Attack - #4.5: Falldown Comedy - #4.4: Cleanup Crew(s) - #4.3: New Lodgings - #4.2: Chaotic Namco #4.1: Lunch Break - #3.30: Blonkin' Blunkin' Lights - #3.29: Safe Landing - #3.28: A Ghost in Hand... - #3.27: Jumping Target - #3.26: Unarmed - #3.25: Galaga Diving - #3.24: Headfirst - #3.23: Crippled - #3.22: Filler - #3.21: Ferretal Communications Commission - #3.20: Prison Block - #3.19: It Broked - #3.18: Is It Safe? - #3.17: Lost Sight - #3.16: Some Subtitles! - #3.15: Doorsmack! - #3.14: Abduction - #3.13: Picture in Picture - #3.12: Dead Men Walking - #3.11: Floating Ghost - #3.10: Ninth Life - #3.9: Catchy Themes - #3.8: Helpless Puppy Syndrome - #3.7: In Plain Sight - #3.6: Parental Eating - #3.5: Sneak Attack! - #3.4: Blind Vision - #3.3: Whispered Worries - #3.2: Deadpool Speak #3.1: Shocking Broadcast - #2.27: Blankin' Blonkin' Lights - #2.26: Dinner and Fire - #2.25: Fiery Argument - #2.24: Comics and Comics - #2.23: Cats and Salad - #2.22: Invasion - #2.21: New Low - #2.20: Pencils and Translations - #2.19: Italian Tragedy - #2.18: Advice and Stuff - #2.17: Actor's Blues - #2.16: More Games - #2.15: Dragons and Location - #2.14: Spirit Slayer - #2.13: Zelda and Expansion - #2.12: Weirdness Reigns - #2.11: Title Envy - #2.10: Food and Combat - #2.9: Trampled! - #2.8: Stampede! - #2.7: Portal Service Announcement - #2.6: Shapeshifters in Death - #2.5: Mass Downroad - #2.4: Engrish Collection - #2.3: That's Hedwig, By the Way - #2.2: Exploding Rocks #2.1: Dragon Brains - #1.23: Blinkin' Blankin' Lights - #1.22: The Crew - #1.21: Libramorph - #1.20: Ki and Ishtar - #1.19: Druaga - #1.18: Gil - #1.17: Goro Statue - #1.16: Meowkies - #1.15: Goro - #1.14: Mappy - #1.13: Blank - #1.12: Shinies - #1.11: Speedy, Bashful, and Pokey - #1.10: Shadow - #1.9: Pac-Man - #1.8: Queen Galaga - #1.7: Translation Programming - #1.6: Galaga - #1.5: Pab and Fab - #1.4: Pookas - #1.3: Fygars - #1.2: Dig Dug #1.1: Super Smash Bros. Namco - #0.4: Blinkin' Lights - #0.3: Bribery - #0.2: Annoying Piece of Paper #0.1: Andore's Announcement Next Last Author notes #2.2: Exploding Rocks Andore Mordre on March 5, 2010 This is a remake of a joke I did with the original Namco Wars. The original was funnier, but I figure this one explains it a little better. Comments Please login to comment. Login or Register ${ comment.author }} at ${ comment.date_added }} Delete Reply ${ comment.author }} at ${ comment.date_added }} Delete «previous set of pages «previous set of pages page ${ page.number }} ... next set of pages» next set of pages»
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