Do you know why I don't draw backgrounds? Because I hates them. Filthy backgroundses.
Now to address a concern of one of my esteemed readers:
Q: Do Nancy's breasts keep getting bigger?
A: Yes. Sometimes, they also get smaller. You see, Nancy's breasts have developed an unstable morphic field from years of exposure to dark magic radiation. It is in no way the consequence of shoddy artwork. I'm just drawing them like I sees them.
And a note: I haven't been able to watch any horror movies at all since I saw Dawn of the Dead. Now I actually have this hang-up where zombies give me nightmares. Ironic? Maybe. But before anyone jumps on me about the finer points of 28 Days Later, and how it is not, in fact, actually a zombie movie, per se, I will say: I don't care. I'm still not going to watch it. Shawn of the Dead, either.
NOW THE BIG NEWS: The season (you know which one I mean,) is upon us, and I want to give something back to all you duckers. So I'm holding a contest: Draw me the Nancy characters!
There'll be two categories: Art and humor, each with a winner and a runner-up. To enter, PQ me a link with your entry before the deadline, December 20th.
What you can win: You get your choice of gift art from me (My gallery's here if you want to see what I draw when I'm not doing Nancy,) OR a small hand-knit item of your choosing (understand that this will probably take longer to produce than the art, and I'll need your mailing address.)
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