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Handbag.
frogsupper onYou can dribble on my snood, you can blow your nose on my undergarments , you can even use my sisters toothbrush to get rid of toe jam, stubborn ear wax and and cling-ons ….. BUT ….. I swear to whatever twisted deity is listening, if you ever take a dump in my handbag THEN I WILL END YOU.
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