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- Chronotron Prolog
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- G8 Summit
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- Breaking up (Huge Corporations) is Hard to do
- El Mono Mono En Estereo
- The Truth About Absinthe
- You Runed Everything
- Trust Yourself
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- Mean While Loop
- Halting Problem
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- Ngphth Finds Out
- Staff of Y'Lococcus
- Regional Pronunciations May Vary
- This Comic Contains a Quote from Hamlet
- I Bet His Girlfriend's Name is Dawn of the Dead
- Flak from the Frak Attack
- Blown Cover
- Ptoo!
- Just Like in Oregon Trail
- They're Called Spoonerisms
- Boring History Lessons
- Make Like a Tree and Disbelieve
- SIlly Sod
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- Just an Average Joke
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- The Undead are Jerks
- Ready? Fight!
- Current Events
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- The Smoking Eye
- Evil Corporate Training Seminar
- Extra Life
- And Then Things Grew More Gruesome
- A Headache with Pictures
- Ride That Booty!
- Prestidigital Logic Explained
- Wasting Time
- Fire Trap
- Ringworld Part 3
- Ringworld Part 2
- Ringworld Part 1
- Father Christmas: Jerk
- Another Jailbreak Comic
- Shaolin Monkey vs. Robot Army
- Funeral 'Pire
- Shoot the Messenger
- Message Status-Undeliverable
- Interface Attitude
- Don't Order Chaos
- Condensed Water Vapor That Hates Disco
- Demon Bondage
- Womper Hunter P
- Ambulocetus? Where?
- I saw you on the WiFi back in '52
- Excuses
- Space Pirates do it for the Space Booty
- Dataloss Prevention 101
- Composite Elemental
- Salation of the Body-Snatcher
- BATTLE SEQUENCE!
- Core Fusion
- The Plural of Axis
- Work Over Time Corrupts
- Trans-Scrybe
- ForLoopHole
- 3D Rending
- Warped Wood
- Plane Shifting
- Guest Comic: Buttons the Fraggle Slayer
- W.A.R.D.R.O.B.E.
- Cast Party
- Quantum Dot Plotter
- Distributive Property
- Reader Mail
- Clayman's Terms
- Plotting
- Mistaken
- Tap Dance
- Arcanoparasymbiotic Virus
- A Slime Appears
- A Summoner and a Technomancer: The Animated Series
- Memory Leak
- Reunion
- dotslash.org
- A Few Minor Complaints
- Rope Skipping
- Quelle Barbe (Bonus)
- Quelle Barbe
- Cuddlefish
- The True Meaning of Christmas
- Lycanthricin
- Scat Cat
- We've All Thought About it
- Kill -9 Bill
- We Know What You Doing
- See You Later
- d(joke)/dx
- His Holiness
- Pirate Jebus
- Checkerfloor Starcore
- Fe
- The Hierophant
- The Shroud of Turing
- The Secret Art of the Technical Tap
- The Red Dwarf Mining Company
- Bear Li Legal
- Genius Envy
- A Foiled Attempt at Humor
- Distraction
- The Beaver and the Pussycat
- Close-Ups
- Bored Meeting
- Caller I.D.
- Xyzzy the Chaomancer
- Compression Algorithm
- Sparc-Station
- Hunt the Wumpus
- Ghast in the Shell
- Flying Backward Around the Blogosphere
- Fizz Mask
- The Cat Tale of the Shaolin Monkeys
- Orc and Pie
- BearFax
- Holy Plot
- Jabby
- Lightning Round
- Sweet Goblin Poon
- A Cell Divided
- Wooden Teeth
- When is a jar not ajar?
- Gen Con
- Deconstructing Higgins
- Crossed Lines
- Beholders Hate That
- Abraxus Disrobed
- Han Barbeara
- The Chairwoman and the Chair-Man
- Detectives and Dietary Laws
- Necronomicorp Board Meeting Part 2
- Necronomicorp Board Meeting Part 1
- Zeke the Christmas Ghoul
- Three Wishes
- Nerd Heckling
- Panic Bamf
- A Strange Kind of Charm
- Bonehenge Part 2
- Bonehenge Part 1
- An Alternative
- I Don't Write Jokes in Base Thirteen
- Phase Inverters
- Pacman's 527
- SMTP
- Family Guy
- Car Trouble
- Penis-Fencing
- ManaBolt 3.2
- A Summoner and a Technomancer
- Cancel FarGate
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Author notes
This comic might not make much sense if you haven't heard of flat worm penis-fencing . Flat worms are hermaphrodites. They each have two sharp pokey penises that they fight each other with when they mate. They fight over which one has to be the female because the female has to contribute much more energy into laying the eggs than the male has to in injecting its sperm into the other worm's soft fleshyness. Here's a movie of it . Science teachers, feel free to use this comic in your classroom ^_^. This is a special comic because it was not just done by me. My wife (then girlfriend) did all the pencil work for the worm on the left. I did all the pencil work for the worm on the right. I did the vector line art in the first panel, she did the rest, and I did the coloring and backgrounds. This comic was done before I made this into more of a story strip using pre-established characters. Remember, this is just comic of 4 of 92, soon to be 93 on my main site , which updates every Saturday.
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