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- Chronotron Prolog
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- We Recycle
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- G8 Summit
- I bet you saw it coming too
- Dragon's Layer
- Zeitgeist
- Breaking up (Huge Corporations) is Hard to do
- El Mono Mono En Estereo
- The Truth About Absinthe
- You Runed Everything
- Trust Yourself
- Wyrmhole
- Mean While Loop
- Halting Problem
- Moebius Striptease
- Null Space
- Hot Coffee
- Ngphth Finds Out
- Staff of Y'Lococcus
- Regional Pronunciations May Vary
- This Comic Contains a Quote from Hamlet
- I Bet His Girlfriend's Name is Dawn of the Dead
- Flak from the Frak Attack
- Blown Cover
- Ptoo!
- Just Like in Oregon Trail
- They're Called Spoonerisms
- Boring History Lessons
- Make Like a Tree and Disbelieve
- SIlly Sod
- Giant Spider Invasion
- Self Control
- Don't Worry, It's part of the Hero's Journey
- Sidecap
- Just an Average Joke
- Pi-Rates
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- Smite Makes Right
- The Undead are Jerks
- Ready? Fight!
- Current Events
- Swap Meat
- Speech Recognition
- The Smoking Eye
- Evil Corporate Training Seminar
- Extra Life
- And Then Things Grew More Gruesome
- A Headache with Pictures
- Ride That Booty!
- Prestidigital Logic Explained
- Wasting Time
- Fire Trap
- Ringworld Part 3
- Ringworld Part 2
- Ringworld Part 1
- Father Christmas: Jerk
- Another Jailbreak Comic
- Shaolin Monkey vs. Robot Army
- Funeral 'Pire
- Shoot the Messenger
- Message Status-Undeliverable
- Interface Attitude
- Don't Order Chaos
- Condensed Water Vapor That Hates Disco
- Demon Bondage
- Womper Hunter P
- Ambulocetus? Where?
- I saw you on the WiFi back in '52
- Excuses
- Space Pirates do it for the Space Booty
- Dataloss Prevention 101
- Composite Elemental
- Salation of the Body-Snatcher
- BATTLE SEQUENCE!
- Core Fusion
- The Plural of Axis
- Work Over Time Corrupts
- Trans-Scrybe
- ForLoopHole
- 3D Rending
- Warped Wood
- Plane Shifting
- Guest Comic: Buttons the Fraggle Slayer
- W.A.R.D.R.O.B.E.
- Cast Party
- Quantum Dot Plotter
- Distributive Property
- Reader Mail
- Clayman's Terms
- Plotting
- Mistaken
- Tap Dance
- Arcanoparasymbiotic Virus
- A Slime Appears
- A Summoner and a Technomancer: The Animated Series
- Memory Leak
- Reunion
- dotslash.org
- A Few Minor Complaints
- Rope Skipping
- Quelle Barbe (Bonus)
- Quelle Barbe
- Cuddlefish
- The True Meaning of Christmas
- Lycanthricin
- Scat Cat
- We've All Thought About it
- Kill -9 Bill
- We Know What You Doing
- See You Later
- d(joke)/dx
- His Holiness
- Pirate Jebus
- Checkerfloor Starcore
- Fe
- The Hierophant
- The Shroud of Turing
- The Secret Art of the Technical Tap
- The Red Dwarf Mining Company
- Bear Li Legal
- Genius Envy
- A Foiled Attempt at Humor
- Distraction
- The Beaver and the Pussycat
- Close-Ups
- Bored Meeting
- Caller I.D.
- Xyzzy the Chaomancer
- Compression Algorithm
- Sparc-Station
- Hunt the Wumpus
- Ghast in the Shell
- Flying Backward Around the Blogosphere
- Fizz Mask
- The Cat Tale of the Shaolin Monkeys
- Orc and Pie
- BearFax
- Holy Plot
- Jabby
- Lightning Round
- Sweet Goblin Poon
- A Cell Divided
- Wooden Teeth
- When is a jar not ajar?
- Gen Con
- Deconstructing Higgins
- Crossed Lines
- Beholders Hate That
- Abraxus Disrobed
- Han Barbeara
- The Chairwoman and the Chair-Man
- Detectives and Dietary Laws
- Necronomicorp Board Meeting Part 2
- Necronomicorp Board Meeting Part 1
- Zeke the Christmas Ghoul
- Three Wishes
- Nerd Heckling
- Panic Bamf
- A Strange Kind of Charm
- Bonehenge Part 2
- Bonehenge Part 1
- An Alternative
- I Don't Write Jokes in Base Thirteen
- Phase Inverters
- Pacman's 527
- SMTP
- Family Guy
- Car Trouble
- Penis-Fencing
- ManaBolt 3.2
- A Summoner and a Technomancer
- Cancel FarGate
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Wow, I'm bantertastic tonight. I was worried about this comic until I did a couple dozen rewrites on the script. It fell pretty flat until I added the last two panels. And panel two would have been pretty boring, only I thought up some extra lines (which made me think of the last two panels), and then I realized that "dire ewok" is much funnier than "giant ewok". These things are important to know if you want to do comedy.
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