Niego
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- Robots Can't Smoke 2
- Is Gojira!
- StonerVision!
- A LOTR Christmas Carol
- Zombie Niego
- This Comic Looks Pretty
- They Can't Draw
- True Stories from the Dreaded College
- A Terrible Conspiracy
- I Must Break You
- Fuck MySpace, Seriously.
- Are You in Good Hands?
- We're Back!
- No Apologies. To Anyone.
- A Man of His Word
- Val!
- Why Are We Walking Like This?
- The Goths Returneth
- Beginning of the End
- Good Will Toward the Devil
- The Axe Effect
- Everything is Excellent. Chill
- A Strip With Cussing in it
- A Bite Outta Crime
- Gettin' Lucky To-nite!
- Days to Come
- Carrot Puppet Penis
- Guest Week 2: Zach Miller
- Guest Week 2: James Turner
- Guest Week 2: Clay and Hampton Yount
- Guest Week 2: Brandon J. Carr
- Guest Week 2: Mitch Clem
- Guest Week 2: Fred Grisolm
- Guest Week 2: Beefy
- Guest Week 2: Joe Dunn
- Guest Week 2: Ali Graham
- Guest Week 2: Welton Colbert
- Texas Filler: Hurricane Relief
- Texas Filler: Smoke: Lyoko
- Texas Filler: Esteban
- BooBerry Will Fucking Cut You
- Return to Sender: A Retrospective
- You Really Do Not Know Leland
- Just a Little Rebellious
- Wake Up With a Creepy Man In a Crown
- Another iPod Parody
- Real Geniuses, Part Five
- Real Geniuses, Part Four
- Real Geniuses, Part Three
- Real Geniuses, Part Two
- Real Geniuses, Part One
- Tits McGee
- That Poor Fat Kid
- Poor Choice of Words
- When Good Bands Kill Each Other
- Christian Hottiez
- You Do Not Know Leland
- Niego vs. Websnark!
- Niego vs. Gamers!
- Niego vs. CxN!
- Kristal: The Return
- Yes Fat Chicks
- Take that, Estrada!
- He Just Loves to Hate
- Don't Talk to Strangers
- The Further Adventures of Bomberman
- Fashionable Hellbeast
- Spider-Sicles
- Second Semester Lesbian
- Dang.
- Gotcha!
- Don't You Wanna?
- Wanna Fanta?
- Regardless of Size
- What You Gonna Do Indeed
- A Death in the Family
- The Scott Kurtz Fanclub
- That's What Friends Are For
- Tears in Heaven
- The Jason You Didn't Know
- A Few, Tiny Revelations
- Mad Rhymes
- Walken Down
- So Little Libby
- Shoot a Motherfucker
- Get On With It!
- Star Wars: Episode III
- Play for Blood
- Do Bullies Have Mommies?
- No One Escapes... THE WALKEN
- Asshole.
- Holy... Holy SHIT, Dude!
- A Jackass Reunion
- Our Home and Native Land
- Now We Can Be Friends Again
- The Doctor is In
- Dread Road Pirate Leland
- Return of the Dead Hobo
- Canada is Fucking Sacred
- Underage College Students Shouldn't Drink
- Do Fucked Up Shit, Get High, And Forget
- Where'd He Get That Shirt?
- He Totally Just Wanted that Sandwich
- In the Pokey
- This Guy's Got Weed
- Behind the Scenes at Niego
- My Favorite is Lemon
- That Man is Not of Sound Moral Character
- Respect for the Dead
- Hobos Love Long John Silver's
- Pimp My Ride
- I... Was That Mouse
- The Flimsy Science of Thongs
- How It's Gonna Be
- Friends Are There to Help You Get Started
- Guest Week '05: Ryan Estrada
- Guest Week '05: Anne Moloney
- Guest Week '05: Stephen Heintz
- Guest Week '05: Rich Gonzalez
- Guest Week '05: Julie Keene
- Guest Week '05: Studio Litchfield
- Guest Week '05: Jeph Jacques
- Guest Week '05: Sam Logan
- For My Homies in Heaven
- Internet Slang is Horrible
- The Stinky Stink of Goth
- It's Funny Because It's Horrible
- Denny's of DOOM
- Goths Listen To Terrible Music
- Chili Should Totally Have Beans In It
- A Reasonable Bear
- Shut Up, Dude. No One Cares.
- John Meets the Suicidal Robot
- Killin' Time (And Also People)
- Bustin' Heads
- She Totally Doesn't Care. That's So Cool.
- Cold Blooded Killa
- Throwing Stones In Glass Houses
- Paul Told Me
- Cold War
- New Year '05
- Porn. It's What's For Dinner.
- Dancin' With Myself (oh oh oh-oh)
- You Wanna Get High?
- The Cigarette Box Monster
- He's Good At What He Does
- John Was Half-Naked...
- A Little Cranky
- Boba Fett Didn't Die
- A Fate Far Worse Than Death
- Money Is Totally Passe
- Comin' Out of Our Shells
- The Good Doctor
- Friends Are a Mixed Blessing
- Older Womenz
- Eat It, Cowboy
- Shut Up, Man
- Oh No, She Di-in't!
- Election '04
- You're a Daisy If You Do
- Halloween '04
- Spectacles, Testicles, Wallet, and Watch
- Making Friends
- Seriously, What's He Thinking?
- Cry Me a Damn River
- Sweet Nothings
- Would You Like to Take a Survey?
- It's Cool to Lie
- Meet Leland
- He's Not a Nice Person
- Public Service Announcement
- Talkin' Out of My Ass
- Libby Scared Stupid
- A Sad Story
- Barley and Hopps
- Careless Whispers
- Wild Kingdom
- Small Talk
- Bad Habits
- Meet Libby
- Love. And All That Jazz
- Meet John
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First
Prev
- Robots Can't Smoke 2
- Is Gojira!
- StonerVision!
- A LOTR Christmas Carol
- Zombie Niego
- This Comic Looks Pretty
- They Can't Draw
- True Stories from the Dreaded College
- A Terrible Conspiracy
- I Must Break You
- Fuck MySpace, Seriously.
- Are You in Good Hands?
- We're Back!
- No Apologies. To Anyone.
- A Man of His Word
- Val!
- Why Are We Walking Like This?
- The Goths Returneth
- Beginning of the End
- Good Will Toward the Devil
- The Axe Effect
- Everything is Excellent. Chill
- A Strip With Cussing in it
- A Bite Outta Crime
- Gettin' Lucky To-nite!
- Days to Come
- Carrot Puppet Penis
- Guest Week 2: Zach Miller
- Guest Week 2: James Turner
- Guest Week 2: Clay and Hampton Yount
- Guest Week 2: Brandon J. Carr
- Guest Week 2: Mitch Clem
- Guest Week 2: Fred Grisolm
- Guest Week 2: Beefy
- Guest Week 2: Joe Dunn
- Guest Week 2: Ali Graham
- Guest Week 2: Welton Colbert
- Texas Filler: Hurricane Relief
- Texas Filler: Smoke: Lyoko
- Texas Filler: Esteban
- BooBerry Will Fucking Cut You
- Return to Sender: A Retrospective
- You Really Do Not Know Leland
- Just a Little Rebellious
- Wake Up With a Creepy Man In a Crown
- Another iPod Parody
- Real Geniuses, Part Five
- Real Geniuses, Part Four
- Real Geniuses, Part Three
- Real Geniuses, Part Two
- Real Geniuses, Part One
- Tits McGee
- That Poor Fat Kid
- Poor Choice of Words
- When Good Bands Kill Each Other
- Christian Hottiez
- You Do Not Know Leland
- Niego vs. Websnark!
- Niego vs. Gamers!
- Niego vs. CxN!
- Kristal: The Return
- Yes Fat Chicks
- Take that, Estrada!
- He Just Loves to Hate
- Don't Talk to Strangers
- The Further Adventures of Bomberman
- Fashionable Hellbeast
- Spider-Sicles
- Second Semester Lesbian
- Dang.
- Gotcha!
- Don't You Wanna?
- Wanna Fanta?
- Regardless of Size
- What You Gonna Do Indeed
- A Death in the Family
- The Scott Kurtz Fanclub
- That's What Friends Are For
- Tears in Heaven
- The Jason You Didn't Know
- A Few, Tiny Revelations
- Mad Rhymes
- Walken Down
- So Little Libby
- Shoot a Motherfucker
- Get On With It!
- Star Wars: Episode III
- Play for Blood
- Do Bullies Have Mommies?
- No One Escapes... THE WALKEN
- Asshole.
- Holy... Holy SHIT, Dude!
- A Jackass Reunion
- Our Home and Native Land
- Now We Can Be Friends Again
- The Doctor is In
- Dread Road Pirate Leland
- Return of the Dead Hobo
- Canada is Fucking Sacred
- Underage College Students Shouldn't Drink
- Do Fucked Up Shit, Get High, And Forget
- Where'd He Get That Shirt?
- He Totally Just Wanted that Sandwich
- In the Pokey
- This Guy's Got Weed
- Behind the Scenes at Niego
- My Favorite is Lemon
- That Man is Not of Sound Moral Character
- Respect for the Dead
- Hobos Love Long John Silver's
- Pimp My Ride
- I... Was That Mouse
- The Flimsy Science of Thongs
- How It's Gonna Be
- Friends Are There to Help You Get Started
- Guest Week '05: Ryan Estrada
- Guest Week '05: Anne Moloney
- Guest Week '05: Stephen Heintz
- Guest Week '05: Rich Gonzalez
- Guest Week '05: Julie Keene
- Guest Week '05: Studio Litchfield
- Guest Week '05: Jeph Jacques
- Guest Week '05: Sam Logan
- For My Homies in Heaven
- Internet Slang is Horrible
- The Stinky Stink of Goth
- It's Funny Because It's Horrible
- Denny's of DOOM
- Goths Listen To Terrible Music
- Chili Should Totally Have Beans In It
- A Reasonable Bear
- Shut Up, Dude. No One Cares.
- John Meets the Suicidal Robot
- Killin' Time (And Also People)
- Bustin' Heads
- She Totally Doesn't Care. That's So Cool.
- Cold Blooded Killa
- Throwing Stones In Glass Houses
- Paul Told Me
- Cold War
- New Year '05
- Porn. It's What's For Dinner.
- Dancin' With Myself (oh oh oh-oh)
- You Wanna Get High?
- The Cigarette Box Monster
- He's Good At What He Does
- John Was Half-Naked...
- A Little Cranky
- Boba Fett Didn't Die
- A Fate Far Worse Than Death
- Money Is Totally Passe
- Comin' Out of Our Shells
- The Good Doctor
- Friends Are a Mixed Blessing
- Older Womenz
- Eat It, Cowboy
- Shut Up, Man
- Oh No, She Di-in't!
- Election '04
- You're a Daisy If You Do
- Halloween '04
- Spectacles, Testicles, Wallet, and Watch
- Making Friends
- Seriously, What's He Thinking?
- Cry Me a Damn River
- Sweet Nothings
- Would You Like to Take a Survey?
- It's Cool to Lie
- Meet Leland
- He's Not a Nice Person
- Public Service Announcement
- Talkin' Out of My Ass
- Libby Scared Stupid
- A Sad Story
- Barley and Hopps
- Careless Whispers
- Wild Kingdom
- Small Talk
- Bad Habits
- Meet Libby
- Love. And All That Jazz
- Meet John
Next
Last
Author notes
This is the last comic of what I like to call the "intro arc". I'm not going to bother introducing the characters more than I already have. You've got a pretty good handle on these guys anyway, right? Good. Some of you have been asking me if Niego is based on real people and events. The only answer to this is "Yes." John Niego is a real person that I keep in my basement and beat with a bullwhip when I'm low on material for the comic. He's screaming for attention right now from the cage I keep him in. He's such a ham. In all actuality, Niego is about 25% real, 70% fiction, 5% bad 'shroom trip. John Niego sort of speaks for me. I don't look much like him. Well, I kind of look like John Niego after he swallowed a 150 pound man. Leland is based off my best buddy, whom I think enjoys the current anonymity, but he does post in the forums under "Leland". Libby is no one in particular. Make of that what you will. I will see you folks on Friday, with a slightly new and improved art style. Be sure to check back. Your life may depend on it. …Well it might! -JS
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