Niego
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- Robots Can't Smoke 2
- Is Gojira!
- StonerVision!
- A LOTR Christmas Carol
- Zombie Niego
- This Comic Looks Pretty
- They Can't Draw
- True Stories from the Dreaded College
- A Terrible Conspiracy
- I Must Break You
- Fuck MySpace, Seriously.
- Are You in Good Hands?
- We're Back!
- No Apologies. To Anyone.
- A Man of His Word
- Val!
- Why Are We Walking Like This?
- The Goths Returneth
- Beginning of the End
- Good Will Toward the Devil
- The Axe Effect
- Everything is Excellent. Chill
- A Strip With Cussing in it
- A Bite Outta Crime
- Gettin' Lucky To-nite!
- Days to Come
- Carrot Puppet Penis
- Guest Week 2: Zach Miller
- Guest Week 2: James Turner
- Guest Week 2: Clay and Hampton Yount
- Guest Week 2: Brandon J. Carr
- Guest Week 2: Mitch Clem
- Guest Week 2: Fred Grisolm
- Guest Week 2: Beefy
- Guest Week 2: Joe Dunn
- Guest Week 2: Ali Graham
- Guest Week 2: Welton Colbert
- Texas Filler: Hurricane Relief
- Texas Filler: Smoke: Lyoko
- Texas Filler: Esteban
- BooBerry Will Fucking Cut You
- Return to Sender: A Retrospective
- You Really Do Not Know Leland
- Just a Little Rebellious
- Wake Up With a Creepy Man In a Crown
- Another iPod Parody
- Real Geniuses, Part Five
- Real Geniuses, Part Four
- Real Geniuses, Part Three
- Real Geniuses, Part Two
- Real Geniuses, Part One
- Tits McGee
- That Poor Fat Kid
- Poor Choice of Words
- When Good Bands Kill Each Other
- Christian Hottiez
- You Do Not Know Leland
- Niego vs. Websnark!
- Niego vs. Gamers!
- Niego vs. CxN!
- Kristal: The Return
- Yes Fat Chicks
- Take that, Estrada!
- He Just Loves to Hate
- Don't Talk to Strangers
- The Further Adventures of Bomberman
- Fashionable Hellbeast
- Spider-Sicles
- Second Semester Lesbian
- Dang.
- Gotcha!
- Don't You Wanna?
- Wanna Fanta?
- Regardless of Size
- What You Gonna Do Indeed
- A Death in the Family
- The Scott Kurtz Fanclub
- That's What Friends Are For
- Tears in Heaven
- The Jason You Didn't Know
- A Few, Tiny Revelations
- Mad Rhymes
- Walken Down
- So Little Libby
- Shoot a Motherfucker
- Get On With It!
- Star Wars: Episode III
- Play for Blood
- Do Bullies Have Mommies?
- No One Escapes... THE WALKEN
- Asshole.
- Holy... Holy SHIT, Dude!
- A Jackass Reunion
- Our Home and Native Land
- Now We Can Be Friends Again
- The Doctor is In
- Dread Road Pirate Leland
- Return of the Dead Hobo
- Canada is Fucking Sacred
- Underage College Students Shouldn't Drink
- Do Fucked Up Shit, Get High, And Forget
- Where'd He Get That Shirt?
- He Totally Just Wanted that Sandwich
- In the Pokey
- This Guy's Got Weed
- Behind the Scenes at Niego
- My Favorite is Lemon
- That Man is Not of Sound Moral Character
- Respect for the Dead
- Hobos Love Long John Silver's
- Pimp My Ride
- I... Was That Mouse
- The Flimsy Science of Thongs
- How It's Gonna Be
- Friends Are There to Help You Get Started
- Guest Week '05: Ryan Estrada
- Guest Week '05: Anne Moloney
- Guest Week '05: Stephen Heintz
- Guest Week '05: Rich Gonzalez
- Guest Week '05: Julie Keene
- Guest Week '05: Studio Litchfield
- Guest Week '05: Jeph Jacques
- Guest Week '05: Sam Logan
- For My Homies in Heaven
- Internet Slang is Horrible
- The Stinky Stink of Goth
- It's Funny Because It's Horrible
- Denny's of DOOM
- Goths Listen To Terrible Music
- Chili Should Totally Have Beans In It
- A Reasonable Bear
- Shut Up, Dude. No One Cares.
- John Meets the Suicidal Robot
- Killin' Time (And Also People)
- Bustin' Heads
- She Totally Doesn't Care. That's So Cool.
- Cold Blooded Killa
- Throwing Stones In Glass Houses
- Paul Told Me
- Cold War
- New Year '05
- Porn. It's What's For Dinner.
- Dancin' With Myself (oh oh oh-oh)
- You Wanna Get High?
- The Cigarette Box Monster
- He's Good At What He Does
- John Was Half-Naked...
- A Little Cranky
- Boba Fett Didn't Die
- A Fate Far Worse Than Death
- Money Is Totally Passe
- Comin' Out of Our Shells
- The Good Doctor
- Friends Are a Mixed Blessing
- Older Womenz
- Eat It, Cowboy
- Shut Up, Man
- Oh No, She Di-in't!
- Election '04
- You're a Daisy If You Do
- Halloween '04
- Spectacles, Testicles, Wallet, and Watch
- Making Friends
- Seriously, What's He Thinking?
- Cry Me a Damn River
- Sweet Nothings
- Would You Like to Take a Survey?
- It's Cool to Lie
- Meet Leland
- He's Not a Nice Person
- Public Service Announcement
- Talkin' Out of My Ass
- Libby Scared Stupid
- A Sad Story
- Barley and Hopps
- Careless Whispers
- Wild Kingdom
- Small Talk
- Bad Habits
- Meet Libby
- Love. And All That Jazz
- Meet John
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First
Prev
- Robots Can't Smoke 2
- Is Gojira!
- StonerVision!
- A LOTR Christmas Carol
- Zombie Niego
- This Comic Looks Pretty
- They Can't Draw
- True Stories from the Dreaded College
- A Terrible Conspiracy
- I Must Break You
- Fuck MySpace, Seriously.
- Are You in Good Hands?
- We're Back!
- No Apologies. To Anyone.
- A Man of His Word
- Val!
- Why Are We Walking Like This?
- The Goths Returneth
- Beginning of the End
- Good Will Toward the Devil
- The Axe Effect
- Everything is Excellent. Chill
- A Strip With Cussing in it
- A Bite Outta Crime
- Gettin' Lucky To-nite!
- Days to Come
- Carrot Puppet Penis
- Guest Week 2: Zach Miller
- Guest Week 2: James Turner
- Guest Week 2: Clay and Hampton Yount
- Guest Week 2: Brandon J. Carr
- Guest Week 2: Mitch Clem
- Guest Week 2: Fred Grisolm
- Guest Week 2: Beefy
- Guest Week 2: Joe Dunn
- Guest Week 2: Ali Graham
- Guest Week 2: Welton Colbert
- Texas Filler: Hurricane Relief
- Texas Filler: Smoke: Lyoko
- Texas Filler: Esteban
- BooBerry Will Fucking Cut You
- Return to Sender: A Retrospective
- You Really Do Not Know Leland
- Just a Little Rebellious
- Wake Up With a Creepy Man In a Crown
- Another iPod Parody
- Real Geniuses, Part Five
- Real Geniuses, Part Four
- Real Geniuses, Part Three
- Real Geniuses, Part Two
- Real Geniuses, Part One
- Tits McGee
- That Poor Fat Kid
- Poor Choice of Words
- When Good Bands Kill Each Other
- Christian Hottiez
- You Do Not Know Leland
- Niego vs. Websnark!
- Niego vs. Gamers!
- Niego vs. CxN!
- Kristal: The Return
- Yes Fat Chicks
- Take that, Estrada!
- He Just Loves to Hate
- Don't Talk to Strangers
- The Further Adventures of Bomberman
- Fashionable Hellbeast
- Spider-Sicles
- Second Semester Lesbian
- Dang.
- Gotcha!
- Don't You Wanna?
- Wanna Fanta?
- Regardless of Size
- What You Gonna Do Indeed
- A Death in the Family
- The Scott Kurtz Fanclub
- That's What Friends Are For
- Tears in Heaven
- The Jason You Didn't Know
- A Few, Tiny Revelations
- Mad Rhymes
- Walken Down
- So Little Libby
- Shoot a Motherfucker
- Get On With It!
- Star Wars: Episode III
- Play for Blood
- Do Bullies Have Mommies?
- No One Escapes... THE WALKEN
- Asshole.
- Holy... Holy SHIT, Dude!
- A Jackass Reunion
- Our Home and Native Land
- Now We Can Be Friends Again
- The Doctor is In
- Dread Road Pirate Leland
- Return of the Dead Hobo
- Canada is Fucking Sacred
- Underage College Students Shouldn't Drink
- Do Fucked Up Shit, Get High, And Forget
- Where'd He Get That Shirt?
- He Totally Just Wanted that Sandwich
- In the Pokey
- This Guy's Got Weed
- Behind the Scenes at Niego
- My Favorite is Lemon
- That Man is Not of Sound Moral Character
- Respect for the Dead
- Hobos Love Long John Silver's
- Pimp My Ride
- I... Was That Mouse
- The Flimsy Science of Thongs
- How It's Gonna Be
- Friends Are There to Help You Get Started
- Guest Week '05: Ryan Estrada
- Guest Week '05: Anne Moloney
- Guest Week '05: Stephen Heintz
- Guest Week '05: Rich Gonzalez
- Guest Week '05: Julie Keene
- Guest Week '05: Studio Litchfield
- Guest Week '05: Jeph Jacques
- Guest Week '05: Sam Logan
- For My Homies in Heaven
- Internet Slang is Horrible
- The Stinky Stink of Goth
- It's Funny Because It's Horrible
- Denny's of DOOM
- Goths Listen To Terrible Music
- Chili Should Totally Have Beans In It
- A Reasonable Bear
- Shut Up, Dude. No One Cares.
- John Meets the Suicidal Robot
- Killin' Time (And Also People)
- Bustin' Heads
- She Totally Doesn't Care. That's So Cool.
- Cold Blooded Killa
- Throwing Stones In Glass Houses
- Paul Told Me
- Cold War
- New Year '05
- Porn. It's What's For Dinner.
- Dancin' With Myself (oh oh oh-oh)
- You Wanna Get High?
- The Cigarette Box Monster
- He's Good At What He Does
- John Was Half-Naked...
- A Little Cranky
- Boba Fett Didn't Die
- A Fate Far Worse Than Death
- Money Is Totally Passe
- Comin' Out of Our Shells
- The Good Doctor
- Friends Are a Mixed Blessing
- Older Womenz
- Eat It, Cowboy
- Shut Up, Man
- Oh No, She Di-in't!
- Election '04
- You're a Daisy If You Do
- Halloween '04
- Spectacles, Testicles, Wallet, and Watch
- Making Friends
- Seriously, What's He Thinking?
- Cry Me a Damn River
- Sweet Nothings
- Would You Like to Take a Survey?
- It's Cool to Lie
- Meet Leland
- He's Not a Nice Person
- Public Service Announcement
- Talkin' Out of My Ass
- Libby Scared Stupid
- A Sad Story
- Barley and Hopps
- Careless Whispers
- Wild Kingdom
- Small Talk
- Bad Habits
- Meet Libby
- Love. And All That Jazz
- Meet John
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Author notes
Hey folks! New comic! Hoo-ray! Man, all this past week, I have been having some insanely crazy dreams. One was this musical type dream where all these historical figures and fictional characters decided to give up their adventuring lifestyle for normality. One of the lines was: Ponce De Leon Moved to Texas, San Antonio Never found his fountain But he sure learned how to yodel! Then, just recently I had this dream where I was at Comic-Con next year, and I was there to promote Niego. I had all kinds of books and shirts, and I was just sitting at the table waiting for someone to come by. Out of nowhere, James Kochalka comes over to my table and gets in my face. He tells me that I'm on his turf. He gives me until sundown to get out of San Diego, or he'll kick my ass. What's funny is that I was totally scared about this. I was scrambling to get all my stuff together and get out of town so I wouldn't have to fight James. Now, don't get me wrong, Kochalka's a great guy, but he's really not that intimidating. I guess this dream was brought on by all the thought I've been giving to Comic-Con 2005 and the fact that I just bought Kochalka's gigantic diary strip collection. It's huge! Huge and aweseome! Anyway, I think that's all I got in me. Take it sleazy! See you friday! -JS
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