Niego
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- Robots Can't Smoke 2
- Is Gojira!
- StonerVision!
- A LOTR Christmas Carol
- Zombie Niego
- This Comic Looks Pretty
- They Can't Draw
- True Stories from the Dreaded College
- A Terrible Conspiracy
- I Must Break You
- Fuck MySpace, Seriously.
- Are You in Good Hands?
- We're Back!
- No Apologies. To Anyone.
- A Man of His Word
- Val!
- Why Are We Walking Like This?
- The Goths Returneth
- Beginning of the End
- Good Will Toward the Devil
- The Axe Effect
- Everything is Excellent. Chill
- A Strip With Cussing in it
- A Bite Outta Crime
- Gettin' Lucky To-nite!
- Days to Come
- Carrot Puppet Penis
- Guest Week 2: Zach Miller
- Guest Week 2: James Turner
- Guest Week 2: Clay and Hampton Yount
- Guest Week 2: Brandon J. Carr
- Guest Week 2: Mitch Clem
- Guest Week 2: Fred Grisolm
- Guest Week 2: Beefy
- Guest Week 2: Joe Dunn
- Guest Week 2: Ali Graham
- Guest Week 2: Welton Colbert
- Texas Filler: Hurricane Relief
- Texas Filler: Smoke: Lyoko
- Texas Filler: Esteban
- BooBerry Will Fucking Cut You
- Return to Sender: A Retrospective
- You Really Do Not Know Leland
- Just a Little Rebellious
- Wake Up With a Creepy Man In a Crown
- Another iPod Parody
- Real Geniuses, Part Five
- Real Geniuses, Part Four
- Real Geniuses, Part Three
- Real Geniuses, Part Two
- Real Geniuses, Part One
- Tits McGee
- That Poor Fat Kid
- Poor Choice of Words
- When Good Bands Kill Each Other
- Christian Hottiez
- You Do Not Know Leland
- Niego vs. Websnark!
- Niego vs. Gamers!
- Niego vs. CxN!
- Kristal: The Return
- Yes Fat Chicks
- Take that, Estrada!
- He Just Loves to Hate
- Don't Talk to Strangers
- The Further Adventures of Bomberman
- Fashionable Hellbeast
- Spider-Sicles
- Second Semester Lesbian
- Dang.
- Gotcha!
- Don't You Wanna?
- Wanna Fanta?
- Regardless of Size
- What You Gonna Do Indeed
- A Death in the Family
- The Scott Kurtz Fanclub
- That's What Friends Are For
- Tears in Heaven
- The Jason You Didn't Know
- A Few, Tiny Revelations
- Mad Rhymes
- Walken Down
- So Little Libby
- Shoot a Motherfucker
- Get On With It!
- Star Wars: Episode III
- Play for Blood
- Do Bullies Have Mommies?
- No One Escapes... THE WALKEN
- Asshole.
- Holy... Holy SHIT, Dude!
- A Jackass Reunion
- Our Home and Native Land
- Now We Can Be Friends Again
- The Doctor is In
- Dread Road Pirate Leland
- Return of the Dead Hobo
- Canada is Fucking Sacred
- Underage College Students Shouldn't Drink
- Do Fucked Up Shit, Get High, And Forget
- Where'd He Get That Shirt?
- He Totally Just Wanted that Sandwich
- In the Pokey
- This Guy's Got Weed
- Behind the Scenes at Niego
- My Favorite is Lemon
- That Man is Not of Sound Moral Character
- Respect for the Dead
- Hobos Love Long John Silver's
- Pimp My Ride
- I... Was That Mouse
- The Flimsy Science of Thongs
- How It's Gonna Be
- Friends Are There to Help You Get Started
- Guest Week '05: Ryan Estrada
- Guest Week '05: Anne Moloney
- Guest Week '05: Stephen Heintz
- Guest Week '05: Rich Gonzalez
- Guest Week '05: Julie Keene
- Guest Week '05: Studio Litchfield
- Guest Week '05: Jeph Jacques
- Guest Week '05: Sam Logan
- For My Homies in Heaven
- Internet Slang is Horrible
- The Stinky Stink of Goth
- It's Funny Because It's Horrible
- Denny's of DOOM
- Goths Listen To Terrible Music
- Chili Should Totally Have Beans In It
- A Reasonable Bear
- Shut Up, Dude. No One Cares.
- John Meets the Suicidal Robot
- Killin' Time (And Also People)
- Bustin' Heads
- She Totally Doesn't Care. That's So Cool.
- Cold Blooded Killa
- Throwing Stones In Glass Houses
- Paul Told Me
- Cold War
- New Year '05
- Porn. It's What's For Dinner.
- Dancin' With Myself (oh oh oh-oh)
- You Wanna Get High?
- The Cigarette Box Monster
- He's Good At What He Does
- John Was Half-Naked...
- A Little Cranky
- Boba Fett Didn't Die
- A Fate Far Worse Than Death
- Money Is Totally Passe
- Comin' Out of Our Shells
- The Good Doctor
- Friends Are a Mixed Blessing
- Older Womenz
- Eat It, Cowboy
- Shut Up, Man
- Oh No, She Di-in't!
- Election '04
- You're a Daisy If You Do
- Halloween '04
- Spectacles, Testicles, Wallet, and Watch
- Making Friends
- Seriously, What's He Thinking?
- Cry Me a Damn River
- Sweet Nothings
- Would You Like to Take a Survey?
- It's Cool to Lie
- Meet Leland
- He's Not a Nice Person
- Public Service Announcement
- Talkin' Out of My Ass
- Libby Scared Stupid
- A Sad Story
- Barley and Hopps
- Careless Whispers
- Wild Kingdom
- Small Talk
- Bad Habits
- Meet Libby
- Love. And All That Jazz
- Meet John
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First
Prev
- Robots Can't Smoke 2
- Is Gojira!
- StonerVision!
- A LOTR Christmas Carol
- Zombie Niego
- This Comic Looks Pretty
- They Can't Draw
- True Stories from the Dreaded College
- A Terrible Conspiracy
- I Must Break You
- Fuck MySpace, Seriously.
- Are You in Good Hands?
- We're Back!
- No Apologies. To Anyone.
- A Man of His Word
- Val!
- Why Are We Walking Like This?
- The Goths Returneth
- Beginning of the End
- Good Will Toward the Devil
- The Axe Effect
- Everything is Excellent. Chill
- A Strip With Cussing in it
- A Bite Outta Crime
- Gettin' Lucky To-nite!
- Days to Come
- Carrot Puppet Penis
- Guest Week 2: Zach Miller
- Guest Week 2: James Turner
- Guest Week 2: Clay and Hampton Yount
- Guest Week 2: Brandon J. Carr
- Guest Week 2: Mitch Clem
- Guest Week 2: Fred Grisolm
- Guest Week 2: Beefy
- Guest Week 2: Joe Dunn
- Guest Week 2: Ali Graham
- Guest Week 2: Welton Colbert
- Texas Filler: Hurricane Relief
- Texas Filler: Smoke: Lyoko
- Texas Filler: Esteban
- BooBerry Will Fucking Cut You
- Return to Sender: A Retrospective
- You Really Do Not Know Leland
- Just a Little Rebellious
- Wake Up With a Creepy Man In a Crown
- Another iPod Parody
- Real Geniuses, Part Five
- Real Geniuses, Part Four
- Real Geniuses, Part Three
- Real Geniuses, Part Two
- Real Geniuses, Part One
- Tits McGee
- That Poor Fat Kid
- Poor Choice of Words
- When Good Bands Kill Each Other
- Christian Hottiez
- You Do Not Know Leland
- Niego vs. Websnark!
- Niego vs. Gamers!
- Niego vs. CxN!
- Kristal: The Return
- Yes Fat Chicks
- Take that, Estrada!
- He Just Loves to Hate
- Don't Talk to Strangers
- The Further Adventures of Bomberman
- Fashionable Hellbeast
- Spider-Sicles
- Second Semester Lesbian
- Dang.
- Gotcha!
- Don't You Wanna?
- Wanna Fanta?
- Regardless of Size
- What You Gonna Do Indeed
- A Death in the Family
- The Scott Kurtz Fanclub
- That's What Friends Are For
- Tears in Heaven
- The Jason You Didn't Know
- A Few, Tiny Revelations
- Mad Rhymes
- Walken Down
- So Little Libby
- Shoot a Motherfucker
- Get On With It!
- Star Wars: Episode III
- Play for Blood
- Do Bullies Have Mommies?
- No One Escapes... THE WALKEN
- Asshole.
- Holy... Holy SHIT, Dude!
- A Jackass Reunion
- Our Home and Native Land
- Now We Can Be Friends Again
- The Doctor is In
- Dread Road Pirate Leland
- Return of the Dead Hobo
- Canada is Fucking Sacred
- Underage College Students Shouldn't Drink
- Do Fucked Up Shit, Get High, And Forget
- Where'd He Get That Shirt?
- He Totally Just Wanted that Sandwich
- In the Pokey
- This Guy's Got Weed
- Behind the Scenes at Niego
- My Favorite is Lemon
- That Man is Not of Sound Moral Character
- Respect for the Dead
- Hobos Love Long John Silver's
- Pimp My Ride
- I... Was That Mouse
- The Flimsy Science of Thongs
- How It's Gonna Be
- Friends Are There to Help You Get Started
- Guest Week '05: Ryan Estrada
- Guest Week '05: Anne Moloney
- Guest Week '05: Stephen Heintz
- Guest Week '05: Rich Gonzalez
- Guest Week '05: Julie Keene
- Guest Week '05: Studio Litchfield
- Guest Week '05: Jeph Jacques
- Guest Week '05: Sam Logan
- For My Homies in Heaven
- Internet Slang is Horrible
- The Stinky Stink of Goth
- It's Funny Because It's Horrible
- Denny's of DOOM
- Goths Listen To Terrible Music
- Chili Should Totally Have Beans In It
- A Reasonable Bear
- Shut Up, Dude. No One Cares.
- John Meets the Suicidal Robot
- Killin' Time (And Also People)
- Bustin' Heads
- She Totally Doesn't Care. That's So Cool.
- Cold Blooded Killa
- Throwing Stones In Glass Houses
- Paul Told Me
- Cold War
- New Year '05
- Porn. It's What's For Dinner.
- Dancin' With Myself (oh oh oh-oh)
- You Wanna Get High?
- The Cigarette Box Monster
- He's Good At What He Does
- John Was Half-Naked...
- A Little Cranky
- Boba Fett Didn't Die
- A Fate Far Worse Than Death
- Money Is Totally Passe
- Comin' Out of Our Shells
- The Good Doctor
- Friends Are a Mixed Blessing
- Older Womenz
- Eat It, Cowboy
- Shut Up, Man
- Oh No, She Di-in't!
- Election '04
- You're a Daisy If You Do
- Halloween '04
- Spectacles, Testicles, Wallet, and Watch
- Making Friends
- Seriously, What's He Thinking?
- Cry Me a Damn River
- Sweet Nothings
- Would You Like to Take a Survey?
- It's Cool to Lie
- Meet Leland
- He's Not a Nice Person
- Public Service Announcement
- Talkin' Out of My Ass
- Libby Scared Stupid
- A Sad Story
- Barley and Hopps
- Careless Whispers
- Wild Kingdom
- Small Talk
- Bad Habits
- Meet Libby
- Love. And All That Jazz
- Meet John
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Author notes
Friday, November 19, 2004 Hey everyone. Look, John's back! Poor guy's gone a good three weeks with only his hand being in frame for this story. I mean, the strip's named after him. You'd think I'd give him more respect. Just kidding. John's a jerk. Well, no one's sent me any angry emails about my announcement this Tuesday, so either (A) You guys are all cool with it, (B) No one really cares much, (C) No one reads these newsposts. I think it might be C. I mean who really reads newsposts anymore? I don't. Fuck that. It also means that I can type pretty much whatever I want to here without worrying about it, becuase no one's reading it! I can admit to embarassing things, and no one will ever know! I used to like pop-punk music. I listened to Good Charlotte. I even saw them in concert. I was on MTV, because they broadcasted the concert. See, usually, I'd be really embarassed about putting that on the net, but hey, no one's readin'! Bam! Whoo! That was fun. Good thing no one's reading, otherwise I'd be really embarassed. Anyway, nobody, I'll talk to you again on Tuesday! See you then! -JS
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