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Canada is Fucking Sacred

MrGazpacho

on July 30, 2007

Friday, April 22, 2005


You… you don't say that. Not to Leland, man. He can't take it. That's too far. Canada is special.

There's some guy that comes into the coffee shop that looks just like Jim Henson. I'm kind of thinking he is Jim Henson, but just laying low because he faked his death and everything. He always gets a turkey wrap and nothing to drink. I bet that's what Jim Henson would order. He drives a new Beetle and wears a sweater vest. I don't think that's what Jim Henson would drive or wear, but that's probably all part of his master plan. I want to pet a Muppet.

-JS