So I'm pretty much almost done Breaking Dawn. When I finished Eclipse, I thought half-jokingly, "Oh, so they're getting married… you just know she's gonna do something stupid like [spoiler]VAMPIRE BABIES[/spoiler]." And lo and behold, she did. WTF. Bella is somehow, impossibly, even more of a Mary Sue. Jacob's narration is hilarious until, of course, he [spoiler]imprints on Mary Sue, Jr.–oh I mean, Renesmee. How kre8iv.[/spoiler] Anyway, I guess other than that it's okay. Though I like how Breaking Dawn has more mature content than The Host (her best book!), which was actually meant for adults. Because 12 year olds need more excuses to be sexually active. "But Mooooooom, Bella and Edward fuck all night, why can't I?!"
In before Nm/Twilight comparisons. I started Nm in '04, and Anne Rice and Vampire Princess Miyu were my main influences. So there.
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