Ninja Shizatch
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- Cyberjunk - Cyberfacts III
- Page 133 - Canned
- Cyberfacts II
- From The Archives... III
- From The Archives... II
- From The Archives... I
- Page 132 - CE-No
- Cyberjunk - Episode 4
- Page 131 - The Lonely Ranger
- Cyberjunk - Cyberfacts I
- Page 130 - Rick & Steve Or Rick Roll'd?
- Cyberjunk - Episode 3
- Stuffing
- Cyberjunk - Episode 2
- Page 129 - Jane Bond?
- Cyberjunk - Episode 1
- Page 128 - KIA?
- Cyberjunk - Narrator Results
- Page 127 - CEO Or G.I. Joe?
- Cyberjunk - Narrator Vote II
- Cyberjunk - Narrator Vote I
- Page 126 - The Good, The Bad, And this Guy
- Issue 6 - Modern Heroes
- Cyberjunk - The Cast
- Cyberjunk - Teaser 6
- Cyberjunk - Teaser 5
- Cyberjunk - Teaser 4
- Cyberjunk - Teaser 3
- Cyberjunk - Teaser 2
- Cyberjunk - Teaser
- Page 125 - Parting Words
- Page 124 - Blues Sisters
- Page 123 - Tall Tale, Short Story
- Page 122 - A Small Problem
- Page 121 - Tough Crowd
- Page 120 - No Warning From Ackbar
- Page 119 - Parallel
- Page 118 - Short and Sweet
- Page 117 - Existentialism
- Page 116 - White Is The New Black
- Page 115 - Pew Pew, Ping Ping
- Page 114 - Guns
- Page 113 - Retreat
- Page 112 - Swinging
- Page 111 - Lame
- Page 110 - I'm Blue
- Page 109 - Who Cares?
- Page 108 - I Are Serious
- Page 107 - High Voltage
- Page 106 - Lurker
- Page 105 - Sentiment
- Page 104 - Magna Cum Laude
- Page 103 - Shotgun
- Page 102 - Hang-O-Lantern
- Page 101 - Track
- Nebu
- Ask A Samurai VII
- World of Shizatch
- Ask A Samurai VI
- Issue 5 - Heroes Of The Night
- Design A Samurai – XI
- Design A Samurai – X
- Design A Samurai - IX
- Design A Samurai - VIII
- Design A Samurai - VII
- Design A Samurai - VI
- Design a Samurai - V
- Design a Samurai - IV
- Design a Samurai - III
- Design A Samurai - II
- Design A Samurai - I
- Page 100 - The End?
- Page 99 - Heavy Lifting
- Page 98 - Booty
- Page 97 - Useful
- Page 96 - A Piratical Proposal
- Page 95 - Wincompetence
- Page 94 - Ahoy
- Page 93 - Not Quite Magellan
- Page 92 - Rickistotle
- Page 91 - Mindful Flattery
- Page 90 - Blueprints to Battle
- Page 89 - Heavy Metal Guitar Riff
- Page 88 - Quest Log
- Page 87 - It's A Guy Thing
- Page 86 - ReBoot
- Page 85 - Caesar's Turn
- Page 84 - A Brain Of Gold
- Page 83 - On Holiday
- Page 82 - Leeroy
- Page 81 - Off-Panel
- Page 80 - The Scientific Method
- Two Styles
- Page 79 - Reality Check
- Page 78 - Can't Keep A Good Elf Down
- Page 77 - Creme Brulee
- Page 76 - Unionized Workers
- Issue 4 - Heroes Forlorn
- Jade
- FAQ
- Coming soon...
- Page 75 - The End Is Clear
- Page 74 - Molten Lava'd!
- Page 73 - No Man Left Behind
- Page 72 - Resistance Is Futile
- Page 71 - Bit Of A Problem
- Page 71 - Bit Of A Problem
- Page 70 - Cheat Codes
- Page 69 - Reborn?
- Page 68 - Hit "Enter" To Skip
- Page 67 - Rick & Steve
- Page 66 - Sack'd
- Page 65 - In The Genes
- Page 64 - Mistress Of The Goths
- Page 63 - Tank This
- Page 62 - Back In Black
- Page 61 - Open Mouth, Insert Foot
- Page 60 - Never Mind
- Page 59 - Cats In The Cradle
- Page 58 - Class Reunion
- Page 57 - Stairway To Heaven, Highway To Hell
- Page 56 – Please Enjoy Your Stay
- Page 55 – Small Problems
- Page 54 - Hear Me Out...
- Page 53 - Bittersweet
- Page 52 – Too Good To Be True
- Page 51 – Slice & Dice
Issue 3
- Page 50 – The Blade Of Glory
- Page 49 – Karma
- Page 48 – Pain
- Page 47 – Jaded
- Page 46 – Distress
- Page 45 – K.O.
- Page 44 – Kinda Sucks
- Page 43 – Wham
- Page 42 – Backslash
- Page 41 – Repartee
- Page 40 – Stabbed
- Page 39 – Showing Off
- Page 38 – Draw
- Page 37 – It’s For The Weak
- Page 36 - His One Talent
- Page 35 – Take Two
- Page 34 – No, Seriously, Moron
- Page 33 – Great Story
- Page 32 – Dramatic Momentum
Issue 2
- Page 31 – The Vow
- Page 30 - Try A Dungeon Run
- Page 29 - Excuses
- Page 28 – Darkness Falls… And Takes 1d6 Damage
- Page 27 - Enter The Recurring Villain
- Ask A Samurai V
- Ask A Samurai IV
- Ask A Samurai III
- Ask A Samurai II
- Ask A Samurai I
- Ask A Samurai Contest
- Page 26 - April, Fools
- Page 25 – Highlights
- Page 24 - Quoth 300
- Page 23 - Recycle
- Page 22 - Onomatopoeia
- Page 21 - Cobra Strike of Striking Cobra
- Page 20 - Dramatic Buildup
- Page 19 - Friendly Fire
- Page 18 - Out Of The Frying Pan And Into The Fire Dungeon
- Page 17 - Fumble
- Page 16 - Loot at Last
- Page 15 - Magical Inventory
- Interview with the Silver Samurai
- Page 14 - Where's the Gratitude?
- Page 13 - Bad Luck
- Page 12 - Monologue
- Page 11 - Disarmed
- Page 10 - Bridge Out
- Bonus Page - Happy Halloween
- Page 9 - Boss Fight
- Page 8 - Surprise
- Page Loading...
- Page 7 - Maneuvers
- Page 6 - MK SNES
- Page 5 - Real Men
- Page 4 - Samurai Fashion
- Page 3 - The Twelve Second Battle
- Page 2 - Roll Initiative
- Page 1 - Formalities
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First
Prev
- Cyberjunk - Cyberfacts III
- Page 133 - Canned
- Cyberfacts II
- From The Archives... III
- From The Archives... II
- From The Archives... I
- Page 132 - CE-No
- Cyberjunk - Episode 4
- Page 131 - The Lonely Ranger
- Cyberjunk - Cyberfacts I
- Page 130 - Rick & Steve Or Rick Roll'd?
- Cyberjunk - Episode 3
- Stuffing
- Cyberjunk - Episode 2
- Page 129 - Jane Bond?
- Cyberjunk - Episode 1
- Page 128 - KIA?
- Cyberjunk - Narrator Results
- Page 127 - CEO Or G.I. Joe?
- Cyberjunk - Narrator Vote II
- Cyberjunk - Narrator Vote I
- Page 126 - The Good, The Bad, And this Guy
- Issue 6 - Modern Heroes
- Cyberjunk - The Cast
- Cyberjunk - Teaser 6
- Cyberjunk - Teaser 5
- Cyberjunk - Teaser 4
- Cyberjunk - Teaser 3
- Cyberjunk - Teaser 2
- Cyberjunk - Teaser
- Page 125 - Parting Words
- Page 124 - Blues Sisters
- Page 123 - Tall Tale, Short Story
- Page 122 - A Small Problem
- Page 121 - Tough Crowd
- Page 120 - No Warning From Ackbar
- Page 119 - Parallel
- Page 118 - Short and Sweet
- Page 117 - Existentialism
- Page 116 - White Is The New Black
- Page 115 - Pew Pew, Ping Ping
- Page 114 - Guns
- Page 113 - Retreat
- Page 112 - Swinging
- Page 111 - Lame
- Page 110 - I'm Blue
- Page 109 - Who Cares?
- Page 108 - I Are Serious
- Page 107 - High Voltage
- Page 106 - Lurker
- Page 105 - Sentiment
- Page 104 - Magna Cum Laude
- Page 103 - Shotgun
- Page 102 - Hang-O-Lantern
- Page 101 - Track
- Nebu
- Ask A Samurai VII
- World of Shizatch
- Ask A Samurai VI
- Issue 5 - Heroes Of The Night
- Design A Samurai – XI
- Design A Samurai – X
- Design A Samurai - IX
- Design A Samurai - VIII
- Design A Samurai - VII
- Design A Samurai - VI
- Design a Samurai - V
- Design a Samurai - IV
- Design a Samurai - III
- Design A Samurai - II
- Design A Samurai - I
- Page 100 - The End?
- Page 99 - Heavy Lifting
- Page 98 - Booty
- Page 97 - Useful
- Page 96 - A Piratical Proposal
- Page 95 - Wincompetence
- Page 94 - Ahoy
- Page 93 - Not Quite Magellan
- Page 92 - Rickistotle
- Page 91 - Mindful Flattery
- Page 90 - Blueprints to Battle
- Page 89 - Heavy Metal Guitar Riff
- Page 88 - Quest Log
- Page 87 - It's A Guy Thing
- Page 86 - ReBoot
- Page 85 - Caesar's Turn
- Page 84 - A Brain Of Gold
- Page 83 - On Holiday
- Page 82 - Leeroy
- Page 81 - Off-Panel
- Page 80 - The Scientific Method
- Two Styles
- Page 79 - Reality Check
- Page 78 - Can't Keep A Good Elf Down
- Page 77 - Creme Brulee
- Page 76 - Unionized Workers
- Issue 4 - Heroes Forlorn
- Jade
- FAQ
- Coming soon...
- Page 75 - The End Is Clear
- Page 74 - Molten Lava'd!
- Page 73 - No Man Left Behind
- Page 72 - Resistance Is Futile
- Page 71 - Bit Of A Problem
- Page 71 - Bit Of A Problem
- Page 70 - Cheat Codes
- Page 69 - Reborn?
- Page 68 - Hit "Enter" To Skip
- Page 67 - Rick & Steve
- Page 66 - Sack'd
- Page 65 - In The Genes
- Page 64 - Mistress Of The Goths
- Page 63 - Tank This
- Page 62 - Back In Black
- Page 61 - Open Mouth, Insert Foot
- Page 60 - Never Mind
- Page 59 - Cats In The Cradle
- Page 58 - Class Reunion
- Page 57 - Stairway To Heaven, Highway To Hell
- Page 56 – Please Enjoy Your Stay
- Page 55 – Small Problems
- Page 54 - Hear Me Out...
- Page 53 - Bittersweet
- Page 52 – Too Good To Be True
- Page 51 – Slice & Dice
Issue 3
- Page 50 – The Blade Of Glory
- Page 49 – Karma
- Page 48 – Pain
- Page 47 – Jaded
- Page 46 – Distress
- Page 45 – K.O.
- Page 44 – Kinda Sucks
- Page 43 – Wham
- Page 42 – Backslash
- Page 41 – Repartee
- Page 40 – Stabbed
- Page 39 – Showing Off
- Page 38 – Draw
- Page 37 – It’s For The Weak
- Page 36 - His One Talent
- Page 35 – Take Two
- Page 34 – No, Seriously, Moron
- Page 33 – Great Story
- Page 32 – Dramatic Momentum
Issue 2
- Page 31 – The Vow
- Page 30 - Try A Dungeon Run
- Page 29 - Excuses
- Page 28 – Darkness Falls… And Takes 1d6 Damage
- Page 27 - Enter The Recurring Villain
- Ask A Samurai V
- Ask A Samurai IV
- Ask A Samurai III
- Ask A Samurai II
- Ask A Samurai I
- Ask A Samurai Contest
- Page 26 - April, Fools
- Page 25 – Highlights
- Page 24 - Quoth 300
- Page 23 - Recycle
- Page 22 - Onomatopoeia
- Page 21 - Cobra Strike of Striking Cobra
- Page 20 - Dramatic Buildup
- Page 19 - Friendly Fire
- Page 18 - Out Of The Frying Pan And Into The Fire Dungeon
- Page 17 - Fumble
- Page 16 - Loot at Last
- Page 15 - Magical Inventory
- Interview with the Silver Samurai
- Page 14 - Where's the Gratitude?
- Page 13 - Bad Luck
- Page 12 - Monologue
- Page 11 - Disarmed
- Page 10 - Bridge Out
- Bonus Page - Happy Halloween
- Page 9 - Boss Fight
- Page 8 - Surprise
- Page Loading...
- Page 7 - Maneuvers
- Page 6 - MK SNES
- Page 5 - Real Men
- Page 4 - Samurai Fashion
- Page 3 - The Twelve Second Battle
- Page 2 - Roll Initiative
- Page 1 - Formalities
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Author notes
WARNING: This webcomic may contain scenes of extreme violence, mildly saucy language, heavy elements of satire, traces of peanuts, and is intended for an awesome audience. Are *you* awesome enough to experience Ninja Shizatch? The animated Ninja Shizatch series originally hosted on Newgrounds is going webcomic - prepare yourselves for an experience of awesomeness otherwise unparalleled as you delve into a satirical world of ninja-slaying and ego-crushing. I'm tooling this webcomic to suit my readers - any comments or suggestions will be seriously considered, in regards to plot, characters, setting - ANYTHING, really. In other words, comments are greatly appreciated. I sincerely hope you enjoy reading this comic as much as I enjoy making it. If you are offended by any of the material presented herein, understand that it is all satire, and that you�re a wimp and will never be a samurai. Ever.
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