No Twinkies For Bitches

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Soreny

fodder

on Nov. 13, 2007

I got my iPod over a year ago… At first I was opposed getting one, but after shredding 4 other mp3 player over the course of a year, I was glad to see it hold up so well… The headphones, on the other hand, suck ass… I can't stand them little white earphone deals that came with it, so I got some sony ones that wrap around the top of my ear… After 6 months of steady use, they began shocking the inside of my ear every time I went running… (Yes, I'm a fat guy that also runs on occasion… go figure…)

That, I didn't mind so much… I put up with the mild electrical discharge for another 2 months until the finally died on me… I went to target and decided on the cheap-ass panasonic earphones of the same design as my sony ones… I have to tell you, those things fucking hurt my ears… The first day I wore them, my ears were all red and sore… I figured out around day three that if I turn them upside-down (so the ear wrappy bits go around the bottom of my ear) they are much more comfortable… But they take a good 5 minutes to "install" on the sides o' mi head…

So really the only reason I made this comic was so that I could rant for a minute about my severe dislike goddamn earphones…