Noise Pollution
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- #97 Prizzy Prizzy Peazze Prize
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- #95 Cig Nipper
- #94 Seriously
- #93 Cat-tastophy
- #91 I am a Girlfriend
- #90 Death Comes Knockin'
- #89 Frank Bruts the Arts
- #88 More Like Lame Jam
- #87 About Time Indeed
- #86 Questions to Get you Keelhauled
- #85 Mister Money Bags
- #84 That's Telekinesis Kyle
- #83 Come On Feel The Burn
- #82 RIP LP
- #81 Delayed Reaction
- #80 Crazy Ignorant
- #79 Lessons in Sticken it to the Man
- #78 New York Girls
- #77 The Truth About TSOL
- #76 All Night Bummer
- #75 Sarkozenstein
- #74 Screw The Tour
- #73 Desolation Show
- #72 Butch "The Fonz" Vig
- #71 Conservatives, the Other Other White Meat
- #70 Anarchy Burger
- #69 Josh Homme Has Great Hair
- #68 Dream Bubble
- #67 Acoustic Snarl
- #66 Idea For A Farce
- #65 Second Hand Stupid
- #64 Punk'r Den Thou
- #63 Ask Me About My Big Ideas
- #62 Last Splash
- #61 Heineken! Heineken! Fuck That Shit...
- #60 Damaged
- #59...or Was It Tegan?
- #58 I Watchd The View, and I Liked It
- #57 Mirror Mirror on the Wall, Who's the Drunkest of Them All?
- #56 DvA
- #55 NoFunny
- #54 You'll Shoot Your Eye Out...
- #53 FUC
- #52 The Hazards of Buzzkill'aton
- #51 Yeah Yeah... What?!
- #50 Kitsplosion
- #49 Spirit of the Radio... Broadcasting Television
- #48 Music Sells… but Who’s Buying?
- #47 Native, Polish American Sausage
- #46 Pales With Whales
- #45 Worst Week Ever!
- #44 Indie-Gasm!
- #43 Regrettable Covers
- #42 Noise Polluter Awards 08
- #41 Hey Man, Want Some Irony?
- #40 Punk Anthems IV
- #39 Of Heros and Zeros
- #38 Punk Anthems III
- #37 Zombie Ex-Anythings Are Scary
- #36 Adventures in Human Debasement
- #35 I Don't Care What Anybody Says, I Still Think She's Super Hot!
- #34 Punk Anthems II
- #33 Gutter is a Tool
- #32 See You Next Fall
- #31 Punk Anthems
- #30 Sam's Shiny New Soulmate IV
- #29 Sam's Shiny New Soulmate III
- #28 Sam's Shiny New Soulmate II
- # 27-2 Sam's Shiny New Soulmate Part2
- #27 Sam's Shiny New Soulmate Part1
- # 26 You Can Use A Rhyming Dictionary As Long As It Doesn't Sound Like You Are...
- #25 What Really Happened to The Buffalo
- #24 Return of Paul The Poser
- #23 The Good The Bad and The Queenie
- #22 Well This is Awkward
- #21 Got Some Chubs For You
- #20 Blues Man
- #19 Reagan Sleepy
- #18 How To Screw Up Your Teenage Daughter 101
- #17 Pop Junk
- #16 MCS Is For Cutters
- #15 How Big Are Your Bolloks?
- #14 Metal Street
- #13 Sam and Glen Pay the Rent... Hollywood Style!
- #12 It's A Real Shame
- #11Fake Teeth for Real Folk Singers
- #10 Juno's Soundtrack Was Worse...
- #9 The Man in Black
- #8 P!nk PSA
- #7 College Radio...
- #6 Glen's Clingon
- #5 Better Be Women
- #4 Death To Corporate Rock!
- #3 March of Swine
- #2 Sexy or Strange... Maybe Both?
- #1 Poser Problems
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- #97 Prizzy Prizzy Peazze Prize
- #96 Sid Gotta Sneeze
- #95 Cig Nipper
- #94 Seriously
- #93 Cat-tastophy
- #91 I am a Girlfriend
- #90 Death Comes Knockin'
- #89 Frank Bruts the Arts
- #88 More Like Lame Jam
- #87 About Time Indeed
- #86 Questions to Get you Keelhauled
- #85 Mister Money Bags
- #84 That's Telekinesis Kyle
- #83 Come On Feel The Burn
- #82 RIP LP
- #81 Delayed Reaction
- #80 Crazy Ignorant
- #79 Lessons in Sticken it to the Man
- #78 New York Girls
- #77 The Truth About TSOL
- #76 All Night Bummer
- #75 Sarkozenstein
- #74 Screw The Tour
- #73 Desolation Show
- #72 Butch "The Fonz" Vig
- #71 Conservatives, the Other Other White Meat
- #70 Anarchy Burger
- #69 Josh Homme Has Great Hair
- #68 Dream Bubble
- #67 Acoustic Snarl
- #66 Idea For A Farce
- #65 Second Hand Stupid
- #64 Punk'r Den Thou
- #63 Ask Me About My Big Ideas
- #62 Last Splash
- #61 Heineken! Heineken! Fuck That Shit...
- #60 Damaged
- #59...or Was It Tegan?
- #58 I Watchd The View, and I Liked It
- #57 Mirror Mirror on the Wall, Who's the Drunkest of Them All?
- #56 DvA
- #55 NoFunny
- #54 You'll Shoot Your Eye Out...
- #53 FUC
- #52 The Hazards of Buzzkill'aton
- #51 Yeah Yeah... What?!
- #50 Kitsplosion
- #49 Spirit of the Radio... Broadcasting Television
- #48 Music Sells… but Who’s Buying?
- #47 Native, Polish American Sausage
- #46 Pales With Whales
- #45 Worst Week Ever!
- #44 Indie-Gasm!
- #43 Regrettable Covers
- #42 Noise Polluter Awards 08
- #41 Hey Man, Want Some Irony?
- #40 Punk Anthems IV
- #39 Of Heros and Zeros
- #38 Punk Anthems III
- #37 Zombie Ex-Anythings Are Scary
- #36 Adventures in Human Debasement
- #35 I Don't Care What Anybody Says, I Still Think She's Super Hot!
- #34 Punk Anthems II
- #33 Gutter is a Tool
- #32 See You Next Fall
- #31 Punk Anthems
- #30 Sam's Shiny New Soulmate IV
- #29 Sam's Shiny New Soulmate III
- #28 Sam's Shiny New Soulmate II
- # 27-2 Sam's Shiny New Soulmate Part2
- #27 Sam's Shiny New Soulmate Part1
- # 26 You Can Use A Rhyming Dictionary As Long As It Doesn't Sound Like You Are...
- #25 What Really Happened to The Buffalo
- #24 Return of Paul The Poser
- #23 The Good The Bad and The Queenie
- #22 Well This is Awkward
- #21 Got Some Chubs For You
- #20 Blues Man
- #19 Reagan Sleepy
- #18 How To Screw Up Your Teenage Daughter 101
- #17 Pop Junk
- #16 MCS Is For Cutters
- #15 How Big Are Your Bolloks?
- #14 Metal Street
- #13 Sam and Glen Pay the Rent... Hollywood Style!
- #12 It's A Real Shame
- #11Fake Teeth for Real Folk Singers
- #10 Juno's Soundtrack Was Worse...
- #9 The Man in Black
- #8 P!nk PSA
- #7 College Radio...
- #6 Glen's Clingon
- #5 Better Be Women
- #4 Death To Corporate Rock!
- #3 March of Swine
- #2 Sexy or Strange... Maybe Both?
- #1 Poser Problems
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This is a scenario that I concocted out of the blue one day, and It seemed really in keeping with Glens character, so I figured why the hell not. I'll give it a go. In the unlikely event Glen becomes endowed with super powers, this is probably how it would go down…
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