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50 Shades of Crap

nightmarelunatic

on July 6, 2012

I thought I'd give this book a chance because I heard it was better than twilight-at least it had sex. I bought this thing ready & eager to read to my little heart's content.
I couldn't get through the first 5 chapters. So poorly written & repetitive; I've read letters to penthouse that were more intriguing. And once it finally got to the juicy parts, it was a let down. Even worse was realizing I spent money on the damn thing.
I understand that I'm no literary scholar, but I expect a good read when I pay for it.
I would probably use it as demonstrated in the comic if the paper wasn't so rough.