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FFS #53: Sweet Vengeance...

Valtiel

on March 25, 2008

I'm not sure if this one is making fun of Colin or not. Definitely poking fun at his love for Danzig, but the tables can and probably will turn on me for pointing that out without mentioning my tendency to jump to Dave Mustaine's defense on just about anything.

But I would not consider killing someone for his undergarments.

As a quick recommendation, Eastern Promises. Go watch this flick. There is only one scene that irked me, and it may be some kind of incentive for people to see it (if that's your thing), but you definitely see entirely too much of Viggo Mortenson's cock in that movie. An obscene fucking amount, if you ask me. Which did not make me like the movie anymore. Maybe it was to hook the female audiences that think Viggo is an attractive male. Wherever those females may be.

Now, if you'll excuse me; I'm going to go and yell at my cat profusely for his incessant need to wake me up, and keep me awake, at all hours of the morning. Wait, I shouldn't say all hours, just the hours prior to me needing to be up.

Fucking dick.

H.