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Bad Connection (with Celebrity Impressions)

Brad_Burn

on Feb. 29, 2016

There's nothing quite like the combination of frustration, embarrassment and good old fashioned loathing that comes with a perfectly timed, mid-payment technological meltdown. Guaranteed to bring out the hammiest actor (or impromptu spin-bowler) in everyone. As the quaint olde English folk song goes: "When you see 'Redialing (1)', tap your fingers and hold on. When you see 'Redialing (2), marry your cousin." Truly, those were more innocent times…