Paranoia and Denial
66. Filler- Pokemahns

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66. Filler- Pokemahns

Jack Attack
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Let it be known, I hate pokemahns. Every game is exactly the same thing and uses the exact same crap over and over again. Care for a little explanation of each panel?

Panel 2: Pokemon has no plot. Every single time it's the story of a random boy/girl who's parents apparently don't care about his/her existance and let them go off alone forever.
Panel 3: Every pokemon you catch in the beginning sucks. I think it's a rule at this point.
Panel 4: Magikarp is the most pathetic excuse for anything I've ever seen.
Panel 5: Every gym leader uses one type of pokemon, so they can easily be beaten by one pokemon that will barely even be scratched. And they always have some stupid name to go with that time such as WATTson or GARDENia.
Panel 6: Every game has a team of bad guys that wants your pokemon, but they suck anyway.
Panel 7: There's only one masterball. Really? Then why does everyone have 99 of them at all times?
Panel 8: There is ALWAYS a fifth elite four member, and it's ALWAYS someone that's been a part of the story for quite a while.
Panel 9: Pokemon look stupider and stupider every game.

Anyway, reason for no real update was because I was busy all day. Here's how my day went:

10:30 Woke up, showered, ate, and went to music lesson
11:30 came home, changed, and went to baseball
3:00 Got home from baseball, ate lunch, did homework
4:30 Hung out with friends for a while
6:00 Ate dinner, showered again
6:45 Went up to school for last performance of play
9:30 stayed after and helped take down set
11:00 Went to Hooters with rest of cast to celebrate a good show
12:50 Got home, posted this

And with that, GOOD NIGHT.

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