First
Prev
- The Last Planet
- Tomato watches a movie
- Wasted Youth
- Contains Yuri
- The Cookie
- Easter Presents
- Breaking News
- At both ends
- Bookend
- This Is Relevant
- Break Off
- No More Time-Wasting
- Life-Affirming Bad Joke
- Not Biased if Joking
- You suck in infinite ways.
- Naked Dynamic Roll
- Native Superstition
- Brain Gas
- Not as bad as it looks
- Purpose of Life
- It's also nighttime.
- By Fire By Water
- Ai Star
- Burning Money
- Meanwhile, In The Heart
- Butterfly thinks you're a...
- Hilsher's General Store
- Ends with Flowers
- The matter erupts.
- Long Awaited Crunch
- Escape Goo Chute
- Giant mouth Check
- Dissolve World
- Uneasy resolution
- Alter Recent History
- Warp Technology
- Can't Chase Me Here
- Back to 'ol Flat 3D
- Old Games
- What's Important
- TOGETHER THEY ARE
- Dynamic Bios
- We learned quite a bit...
- What'd we learn?
- The Last She Suspected
- Smoking Break
- LNE
- Blowing up appearances
- Beginning a Quest
- Rendezvous
- Allighetto
- Too Leet to Live
- Page contains all history.
- Toxic
- Puttin' On The Ris
- Behind the Mask
- I'm Putting My Life
- Plummeting Doe
- Poinsettias
- That explains everything.
- Dire Treasure
- The Game
- Just start reading here (if you don't like introductions)
- Cover Page
- Only way to be sure.
- In Secret Base
- The Matches
- Important Page
- Self Justification
- Flatlining Fingers
- Clarification: It IS secret.
- It's secret name.
- Internet clouds
- Legend of a Sexy Name
- Facts About Tinfoil
- Out There
- Magnetize and Tell
- Carton Puzzles
- Drink your heart
- Dreamscream
- And Then Aliens
- I feel a Rant coming on
- He is.
- All you need to know.
- The Music's Starting!
- Why We Love People
- Know the Market
- Under Any Circumcises.
- Anger Fail.
- Dust in the Wind
- Curse the Thingy!!
- Traalghen
- Let me redeem myself!
- The Smoothie of Disdain
- Neato!
- Fox vs. Laser Assassin
- Attack of the Glow
- Bam! It was a diary!
- Nonsense for Nightfall
- Spy Satellite Vision
- The Verdict
- ...It looked bigger on TV.
- Planet Earth in SPACE!
- Introducing...!
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…Wow, you're right. I can't insult this thing whenever I feel like anymore- or I'll be insulting your intelligence! Gosh… Well, the point was, I thought I could do better. And everyone thinks that, right? …Spent the weekend and Friday on vacation with the family in DC. We saw the 4th of July parade and waited for four hours for that concert (still not sure why it was worth it just to have nice seats). The whole thing was made rather creepy by the excellent view of the Washington monument's blinking red eyes. I sharpened a stick on the steps of the capitol building.
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