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MrFistSalad

on June 19, 2016

youre that jarrod guy that came over like once

ok cool you remember me this might make things easier

you gave me a weird look when i started licking your playstation and you probably think i forgot but i didnt forget no sir you and i have beef

oh

look we can put it behind us ive had this kind of stuff organized for a while now i know how things balance out

do you now

yeah weird looks that make me uncomfortable are usually around a $5 chicken meal and a bunch of grapes if you triple promise to never do it again

and if i dont promise

then a video game and not a portable one either im talking special edition with players guide and maybe some kind of statue

thats a steep increase

i play hardball

yeah i can tell jeez