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MrFistSalad

on June 19, 2016

dgodg i am having troubles youre a god right

of sorts

what is so special about you

im a god

okay sure but i mean why does mindy worship you

she needs me

but what do you do for her

i help her cope

with what

whens the last time you saw mindy without me

a better question would be when was the last time i saw mindy since you came around

im going to let that one slide because you dont seem to quite grasp what i do for her yet

okay sure whatever

how would you describe mindy

oh hold on one second dgodg i better put on subtitles this is getting long

dgodg: what are you talking about

jarrod: whatever dont worry about it

dgodg: okay then how would you describe mindy

jarrod: a nervous wreck shes my sister and i love her to death but she could unsettle a british royal guard with her panicking

dgodg: whens the last time you saw her panic

jarrod: i

dgodg: yes?

jarrod: i dont know actually i guess its been a while

dgodg: thats what i do for her

jarrod: wait you calm her

dgodg: yes that is what i give to her peace serenity tranquility and most importantly of all relaxation

jarrod: can you give that to me

dgodg: no way jose not a chance no siree

jarrod: wait why not

dgodg: you dont want to relax like she does youd go crazy around me thats why you picked up wide

jarrod: you dont know why i picked up wide

dgodg: youre more transparent than you think jarrod

jarrod: oh