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MrFistSalad

on June 19, 2016

wait im not totally certain i get why adopting wide has to do with me not being able to worship you

jarrod you can worship me all you want i just wouldnt do you any good

wait hold on one second

jarrod: there we go alright so you would drive me crazy then

dgodg: oh yeah you wouldnt last a day around me

jarrod: ive lasted a day around wide

dgodg: no you havent thats why youre talking to me you didnt get what you wanted out of him

jarrod: and what did i want

dgodg: someone to make your life miserable jarrod

jarrod: no i didnt i just wanted to build character

dgodg: rephrasing what i said doesnt make it not true

jarrod: i dont want to be miserable

dgodg: youre already miserable jarrod you just want someone to make it superficially worse

jarrod: wide is already doing that! hes acting super weird and making his stay really uncomfortable and uncharacteristic!

dgodg: wide is being a respectful and charming young man

jarrod: wait is he actually a man i have to know

dgodg: jarrod

jarrod: okay you caught me i picked up wide because he caused hannah so much misery that she jumped out of my sky fridge and into a dream job

dgodg: thats also wrong
dgodg: youre blind jarrod