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MrFistSalad

on Oct. 5, 2016

seeing as someone was too busy to tell you how you’re going to spend the rest of your life, I’ll do you the honors

yeah sorry pal

shut up, daniel, we’re not on talking terms.
daniel and i are gods. However, we’re only demi-gods, each of a certain aspect of existence. daniel is the god of the goal or as he puts it, the getting shit done god

youre gonna want me around when you got shit that needs gettin done

oh my god shut up daniel you have really screwed the pooch this time

ew

i am the god of dgaf which is why i go by dgodg instead of dog god or patches like my old name. i straight up dont give a fuck thats like my thing. now thats not entirely true but i am the god of letting things slide and staying the path
not all gods are lucky enough to have physical forms though some claim to not need or desire one