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MrFistSalad

on Oct. 5, 2016

so it turns out that the big guy wanted to speak to us in the clouds about this problem

wait a second why am i seeing a pair of boobs in your flashback?

thats god

what

yeah thats god and god told us that its got to be me and daniel who help to create the new Judge Of All Things which seemed weird because in the past it was always two strangers who had to make the new Judge, like the god of spazzing out and the god of ‘are we cool?’ it takes two gods to make a new one like i was made by daniel and the god of your best friends approval. daniel himself was made by the god of balance and the blowjob god.
problem is however that daniel and i are already bosom buddies

you know it pal

hey daniel dont forget our shut up policy
so we didnt think much of it so we got to work finding a human now normally humans arent the ones to become non physical gods those are usually reserved for concepts
the concept of judging or being judgy was already being used at the moment though, by the current Judge Of All Things so instead of trying to make an imperfect replacement by using a concept that was close but not quite there, we’d hatch a plan to use a person whos already perfect for the role