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MrFistSalad

on Oct. 5, 2016

we consulted the god of having people pretty well figured out and said that the best person to use would be the fridgeman.
we didnt know what he was talking about because the fridgeman to us didnt seem judgy at all he seemed like a normal mechanic and then we realized it wasnt the fridgeman at all

it was the man with the fridge

daniel go take a time out

aw man

but yes hes right. by freak accident or possibly by some divine prank someone put the sky in the fridgemans fridge thats you

what

the fridgeman was perfect and so we decided to wait until the fridgeman was ready to die and then offer him or her a non physical body as a means of release instead of killing themselves

oh yeah dgodg i didnt tell you

you get the plan though right? you jumped out the window and proved you were ready so its time to give your suicide attempt greater meaning. you’re going to be an extremely important cog in a machine that no human will ever see

dgodg im not the fridgeman

what

thats not me thats my buddy jarrod