Plural Bonerage

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Seriously this is bullshit

Lance Voyeur

on Aug. 10, 2010

He is my friend and nobody talks shit about my friends, okay? I just cant believe the nerve some people have especially when there comics aren’t shit. Like I said I have class and am not going to name names, but I have seen some pretty horrible stuff on Drunk Duck, and to think that people who make that shit can talk shit about mine seriously makes me sick. Especially when a lot of them are complaining about the story.
The story?? Are you fucking kidding me??
It couldn’t be simpler! I don’t understand what is so confusing about it for you fucking people. There’s a group of people who are on a quest to find something. They have to work together and they have a group dynamic.
Have you never played an RPG or something? It’s basic gamer stats and if you don’t get it then I don’t know what to tell you. Another thing that really pissed me off is that someone told me that Cracker Jack was racist. I am not racist, I have never been. But I try to express that, and in a positive way, and what happens?? I get shit on! What the fuck is that? All I wanted to do was give a message about tolerance, and you fuck heads just interperet it completely wrong so that you can judge me. That’s prejudice right there, and it is disgusting.
I really think that the people who talk shit about my comic didn’t give it a fair chance. They saw that I’m not the greatest artist ever, and decided that they didn’t care about trying to follow the story. They didn’t care about the messages I was trying to get across. They just see a black person and assume I’m racist. They see boobs and assume I am sexist. Well I’ll tell you something people, if that’s the first thing you think of when you see those things… maybe YOU are the racist. Maybe YOU are the sexist.
Think about that.
Just don’t take it out on me, okay?
I will never understand why people are the way they are. Does it make you feel good or something to talk bad about someone elses work for NO REASON? I have worked very hard on this stuff, and for people to not even give it a chance and just slam it is, I’ll be honest, very hurtfull. I would NEVER do that to someone. But then again, like I said I have class, and a lot of people on Drunk Duck who I am not going to name do not.
That’s what it really comes down to, is class. And because I have class, I’m not going to explode at you, but I am going to write my feelings out so that you know that you fucked up and fucked someone and there comic over for NO REASON other then to just be ass holes. Fuck you.
To all of my fans, who have kept sending me fan mail and have supported me from day one, I say thank you. From the bottom of my heart, thank you. It is you that I keep going for, and don’t worry - just because of a bunch of pricks, Plural Bonerage is not over by damn sight! We will beat them. We will over come the haters. Fuck them all.

-Lance