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- #130 He's Done
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- #125 You Win!
- #124 Da Bomb
- #123 Shoot The Bhutto
- #122 Not As Bad As They Say?
- #121 Pakistan Is Dumb
- #120 I Hate The Onion
- #119 Mystery Rape
- #118 Russia Says No
- #117 YouTube Debatez0rz
- #116 The Electoral Lie
- #115 Who Cares?
- #114 Happy Turkey Day!
- #113 Faux Cannon!
- #112 Middle Class Beat down
- #111 Vote Platypus
- #110 Get It?
- #109 Go To Your Room!
- #108 Spin The Wheel
- #107 Indian Giver
- #106 Fun With Bees
- #105 Happy Poliween!
- #104 Biofuels Are Bad
- #103 The Kassabian Theory
- #102 ALL MINE!
- #101 Next Comic
- #100 Here Comes More Chaos
- #99 Total Knockout!
- #98 Next Door
- #97 We Won! We Won! What The Fuck Did We Win?!
- #96 Mad Mahmoud's
- #95 Look At Me! I Give A Fuck!
- #94 Screw This I'm Going Home!
- #93 Man They Is Fucking Up!
- #92 Politics: The 300's Way
- #91 Welcome To The Club
- #90 What Did We Do?
- #89 Buy One Now!
- #88 America The Slowly Dying
- #87 Pervez is Trapped
- #86 Helpful Tips
- #85 You're Late
- #84 Off Time
- #83 Cheerful Iraqis!
- #82 Guest Strip By Jebus
- #81 Moldova's Crack
- #80 Military Terms
- #79 Slumber Party!
- #78 The Free Market Mountain
- #77 Bright Side Of The War
- #76 Sheehan Is Dumb
- #75 In Pluto's Club
- #74 Big Trouble In Little Russia
- #73 Michigan's Death Rattle
- #72 Liek OMG BFF!
- #71 The Big Three
- #70 How To Save Face
- #69 Good News Abbas!
- #68 Zero To Drunk In Ten Minutes
- #67 Long Time Coming
- #66 Operation De Beers
- #65 Reader Question #8
- #64 Political Suicide
- #63 Breakthrough!
- #62 Reader Question #7
- #61 Riding Dirty
- #60 Orphan Crops
- #59 The KGB Hook-Up
- #58 Shoot Out In Former China
- #57 Water Made Me Do It
- #56 My Bad
- #55 Arab Styled Back-Stabbing
- #54 Minor Inconvenience!
- #53 HIDE ME!
- #52 Reader Question #6
- #51 One Down...
- #50 Mickey Mouse Calls For Jihad
- #49 UN VS Iran
- #48 No Comment
- #47 Happy May Day
- #46 France's War
- #45 Let Freedom Reign
- #44 AU To The Rescue
- #43 This Takes Training?
- #42 Like Oh My God Man!
- #41 One To Rule Them All
- #40 He shouldn't Have Been There At All
- #39 When Fox Attacks!
- #38 Reader Question #5
- #37 Double Standards
- #36 FOXnews: Always wrong. Always.
- #35 The Douchebag Factor
- #34 Operation Brokeback Baghdad
- #33 President Seacrest
- #32 Mr. McCain's Pope Mobile
- #31 Not Political
- #30 The Wal-Monster
- #29 The Teeth!
- #28 Golden Year
- #27 Media-o-Vision
- #26 Politics The African Way!
- #25 No Unrest!
- #24 Reader Question #4
- #23 God And The Soldier
- #22 A Drunk Duck Civil War Event
- #21 Present Arms
- #20 Just Say No
- #19 Reader Question #3
- #18 Reader Question #2
- #17 The No-No Zone
- #16 Reader Question #1
- #15 Welcome to Walter Reed
- #14 Wheres The Pants
- #13 Two-Hundred Pounds Of Love
- #12 Video Game Enlistment
- #11 Attack Of God
- #10 United States Marine Corps New Oath of Enlistment
- #9 The New Navy Oath Of Enlistment
- #8 The New Army Oath of Enlistment
- # 7 Fear The Blade
- # 6 We don't Fight For Our Health
- #5 Tanking In The Wind
- #4 Demoted
- # 3 He's Coming Right For Us!
- # 2 The Budget Cuts Are Coming!
- #1 Case Of Jitters
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The 'Country with the longest lifespan' list came out. America ranked #41. How can a modern world superpower rank #41 on that list? Probably because America also has the highest adult obesity rate in the world. Because parents throw videogame systems in front of their kids instead of sending them outside to play?
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