Take it from me, kids. You do not want to pursue a career as a comic book Nazi. Comic book Nazis never seem to catch a break.
And don't bother trying to amass an army of the undead either. The best case scenario is that all your planning will be undone by a plucky superhero or an S-Mart employee who is impressively resistant to head trauma.
The worst case scenario is that you'll be unable to control your zombie army and they'll end up eating everyone, including you and your stupid comic book Nazi face.
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