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Punk-Pink Plague! Page 19

Hapoppo

on May 23, 2010

I never did get why sayings like "I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!" or "Don't lie to me bitch." ever got to be so popular. But now I've done my research, and I've figured out the formula for making as many super-successful catch phrases as you want, and they only take four steps!

1. Take any plane-Jane statement. E.G. "I could sure go for a bowl of hot soup."

2. Suffix (Or prefix, remember that catch phrases are a creative art!) your comment with the word "bitch". "I could sure go for a bowl of hot soup, bitch!"

3. Taste the tainted, rotting lies as they roll of your tongue when your friends laugh a confused laugh, thinking they heard something funny. How does it feel destroying everything you touch, you filthy Nazi?

4. Sell a billion T-shirts, bitch. Success!

Omegatau: Yeah, they're really more effective when Italian plumbers are throwing them at cultists.

JustNoPoint: BOYOYOING! Waah waah. Also, with the Sub-Zero clothing, I was going for something a bit more advanced with Mo than the typical black jammies, but I also wanted to stray away from yellow since that might blend in with the brown and white background. I might change his clothing around later, though.

DJLink: I'd say at their current skill levels, they'd make better chauffers for ninjas. (Apparently, Firefox thinks I spelled "chauffer" wrong but I'm too lazy right now to try. TAKE THAT ENGLISH LANGUAGE.)