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- I've gotten bigger...
- I love my little yard.
- A smile goes a lot farther than a pout.
- I'd like to make plans and have them stick.
- I have a wall full of phone numbers I'll never call.
- Ready to get rid of her old couch.
- Gritting them while I'm sleeping.
- I'm sorry I'm always apologizing.
- You'll never amount to anything.
- People who speak in cliches have nothing original to say.
- After someone's gone
- Memory is tied strongest to smell, but...
- Whenever I start crying
- It all ends the same.
- Dreaming of Lethargy
- Stop burning through cash.
- Made for Each Other
- Crawling out of my shell
- Related Arguments
- I Am the One Who is Upside Down
- Staying In
- eee ooo eeeee
- Bite the Bullet
- Tapping on a Tin Can
- Where Jealousy Lives
- Everyone Gets Tired of Trying
- Skirts Hide Thighs
- Haircut
- Animal Heads on Human Bodies
- Hello said the snake
- If My Eyes Could Fly
- Unentertaining Brainwaves
- Applesauce Instead
- No Pressure Dating
- Prayer for the Delicate Clothing
- Steep Drops Versus a Gradual Rise
- Heart on a Shelf
- Countryside Takeover
- Full of it
- Green Things Are Good For You
- Making Up My Mind About You
- When I wear make up
- Mountain of Ice Cream
- Which Pair of Shoes
- Memory Like an Elephant
- Southern Accents
- Fall Into Place
- Check Boxes
- Inside Out
- Going Overboard in my Expectations
- The Future is Full of Clouds
- Further Into This Hole
- Bad Taste in my Mouth
- Skipping Around in Time
- Sucker Free Evening
- Forget to Live in the Present
- Why the Moon has Craters
- Octopi Arms Dragging Me Down
- Snacking Between Meals
- Drifting Towards Open Water
- Seperate on Purpose
- Room to Breathe
- High School Stories
- Wish My Bills Would Pay Themselves
- One out of Three
- Crying on the Couch
- Jeffersons Bible and Book of Etiquette
- All My Fault
- Language Collapse
- Heart Eating Monster
- Yogurt Banana
- Better in my Memory
- The World Began the Day I Was Born
- Twisted Pipes
- Catching Motivation
- Good Books Give me Insomnia
- TV on DVD
- Losing Track
- Disregard the Man Behind the Post
- Melting Days
- Face Fatter in Pictures
- From the Wake Up End
- I Never Know What to Ask For at the Bar
- Poor Old Snape
- You've Got Crazy Eyes
- Don't Ignore the Adorable
- Halfway to Fifty
- Still There and Gone
- Distant Admiration
- Vacation from Myself
- See Through Curtains
- Freelance Fairy Princess
- Too Tired to Keep Trying
- The Problem with Presents
- No More Eggs
- Vegetables
- Etiquette
- Living on the edge of a cliff
- Space Between
- Head on a Shelf
- Giant Friend
- More than one room
- Accumulation
- If I can't be happy...
- Gone up North
- Allergic to Peanuts
- More Sleep Please!
- Series of Robot Drawings
- Other People Will Eat Your Time
- Glued to the Wall
- Perfect Present
- Classic Introvert
- Can't Keep Touching Me
- Blurred Vision
- Digestive Tract
- Make Your Own Friends
- Crossing the Line by a Mile
- Hard Center
- Halloween Skin
- Still Frame
- The Obvious Rock
- So Organized
- Still Sick
- Leaving Messages
- Pony Hair Boots
- Bug
- Safe Base
- Pop at the Seams
- Next to You
- None at All
- Alone in a crowd
- Really Don't Care
- Automobileless
- Scratch and Dent
- It's a Horse Term
- Quitting
- Perfect Pair of Boots
- Rejected Often Enough
- Urge to Clean
- Concealer
- Line Crossing
- Beginnings
- Bring a Scarf
- Better with Butter
- TV until Ten
- Cardio Rabbits
- Wish I could Carry a Tune
- Baby Roo
- Never Met Him
- Pigtails are for Babies
- Fishing
- Refer to the Appendix
- Real Bad Dreams
- Belt Buckle
- Fixing Something
- Wrong Direction
- Windowsills and Counters
- Watery Eyes
- Bottled
- Collapsed Brain
- Contagious Today
- Grilled Cheese
- Not The Dryer's Fault
- French Circus
- Don't Fall in
- Bruised Tattoo
- Heart Aching
- Puppets to Keep me Company
- Strong Cologne
- Extreme Lethargy
- Package from Fiji
- Loud Driving Music
- IMs over phones
- Single Subject Vocabulary
- Spilling Secrets
- He gave me his number
- Power Outage
- Fresh out of Words
- Stereo Remote
- Grudgephant
- Friends When You're Not Looking
- Blue and Yellow
- Miami Vice
- Navel Gazing
- Mind of its Own
- Hate Making Decisions
- Good Adjectives
- Vulnerable's No Good
- Never Liked Myself
- Minor Explosions
- Tear Me Apart
- Box for a Bat Puppet
- Quarter Life Crisis
- More Reliable
- Coffee Zombies
- Ugly Duckling
- Gruesome REM
- Size Fluctuation
- The Mess in My Head
- Ignoring the Elephant
- My Parent's House
- Ice Cream for Brains
- Plaid Shorts
- Job Choice
- Moon Boots
- Drink it til the bottle's empty
- Oh Radio
- Tooth Fairies
- Devils and Saints
- Elephant sized hole
- Birthday Cthulhu
- Bass Reverberates
- Air Conditioning
- Dirty Towel
- Baker's Remorse
- Toe Popped Off
- Graduations
- Robotic Pirate
- Octopus Towel
- Wrong Date
- Don't Push
- Sign of the Apocalypse
- Hiding Things
- Easter Basket
- Advantage of Being Taller
- Toilet Trolls
- Cold Can of Root Beer
- Try Talking
- Diversionary Tactics
- Not the Same in Pictures
- Trying not to Ruin it
- First Kiss
- Washing Dishes
- Right Back At You
- Never Born
- Shelves Don't Like Me
- Surprise Package
- Picture Make Up
- Being Hugged
- Baking From a Box
- Scaredy Cats
- Getting Past the Gate
- Dinosaurs Roaming
- Time Machine
- Driving Off Into the Sunset
- Moving Out
- Hard to Get Rid of
- Ready To Be Outgoing
- Too Many Questions
- Highway Access
- Better sense than that
- Raccoon Eyes
- Pants
- Getting Rid of Toys
- Heartburn
- Going out with the wrong people
- Lying to Yourself
- Good Mood
- Love Luck Coincidence
- Not so Happy After All
- Happy Birthday to Me
- Alkaseltzer
- Get Rid of Everything
- What's Wrong
- Shampoo
- Behind Bars
- Reveal Too Much
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Author notes
My mother actually asked a boy I'd brought home who has been in the airforce for over ten years and is going to Afghanistan in the next few months if he believed in the war and then acted like someone would have to be an idiot to believe in war. I wanted to crawl under the table. It made him not want to talk to me for a few days. So thanks, mom. Good job ruining my love life.
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