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- I've gotten bigger...
- I love my little yard.
- A smile goes a lot farther than a pout.
- I'd like to make plans and have them stick.
- I have a wall full of phone numbers I'll never call.
- Ready to get rid of her old couch.
- Gritting them while I'm sleeping.
- I'm sorry I'm always apologizing.
- You'll never amount to anything.
- People who speak in cliches have nothing original to say.
- After someone's gone
- Memory is tied strongest to smell, but...
- Whenever I start crying
- It all ends the same.
- Dreaming of Lethargy
- Stop burning through cash.
- Made for Each Other
- Crawling out of my shell
- Related Arguments
- I Am the One Who is Upside Down
- Staying In
- eee ooo eeeee
- Bite the Bullet
- Tapping on a Tin Can
- Where Jealousy Lives
- Everyone Gets Tired of Trying
- Skirts Hide Thighs
- Haircut
- Animal Heads on Human Bodies
- Hello said the snake
- If My Eyes Could Fly
- Unentertaining Brainwaves
- Applesauce Instead
- No Pressure Dating
- Prayer for the Delicate Clothing
- Steep Drops Versus a Gradual Rise
- Heart on a Shelf
- Countryside Takeover
- Full of it
- Green Things Are Good For You
- Making Up My Mind About You
- When I wear make up
- Mountain of Ice Cream
- Which Pair of Shoes
- Memory Like an Elephant
- Southern Accents
- Fall Into Place
- Check Boxes
- Inside Out
- Going Overboard in my Expectations
- The Future is Full of Clouds
- Further Into This Hole
- Bad Taste in my Mouth
- Skipping Around in Time
- Sucker Free Evening
- Forget to Live in the Present
- Why the Moon has Craters
- Octopi Arms Dragging Me Down
- Snacking Between Meals
- Drifting Towards Open Water
- Seperate on Purpose
- Room to Breathe
- High School Stories
- Wish My Bills Would Pay Themselves
- One out of Three
- Crying on the Couch
- Jeffersons Bible and Book of Etiquette
- All My Fault
- Language Collapse
- Heart Eating Monster
- Yogurt Banana
- Better in my Memory
- The World Began the Day I Was Born
- Twisted Pipes
- Catching Motivation
- Good Books Give me Insomnia
- TV on DVD
- Losing Track
- Disregard the Man Behind the Post
- Melting Days
- Face Fatter in Pictures
- From the Wake Up End
- I Never Know What to Ask For at the Bar
- Poor Old Snape
- You've Got Crazy Eyes
- Don't Ignore the Adorable
- Halfway to Fifty
- Still There and Gone
- Distant Admiration
- Vacation from Myself
- See Through Curtains
- Freelance Fairy Princess
- Too Tired to Keep Trying
- The Problem with Presents
- No More Eggs
- Vegetables
- Etiquette
- Living on the edge of a cliff
- Space Between
- Head on a Shelf
- Giant Friend
- More than one room
- Accumulation
- If I can't be happy...
- Gone up North
- Allergic to Peanuts
- More Sleep Please!
- Series of Robot Drawings
- Other People Will Eat Your Time
- Glued to the Wall
- Perfect Present
- Classic Introvert
- Can't Keep Touching Me
- Blurred Vision
- Digestive Tract
- Make Your Own Friends
- Crossing the Line by a Mile
- Hard Center
- Halloween Skin
- Still Frame
- The Obvious Rock
- So Organized
- Still Sick
- Leaving Messages
- Pony Hair Boots
- Bug
- Safe Base
- Pop at the Seams
- Next to You
- None at All
- Alone in a crowd
- Really Don't Care
- Automobileless
- Scratch and Dent
- It's a Horse Term
- Quitting
- Perfect Pair of Boots
- Rejected Often Enough
- Urge to Clean
- Concealer
- Line Crossing
- Beginnings
- Bring a Scarf
- Better with Butter
- TV until Ten
- Cardio Rabbits
- Wish I could Carry a Tune
- Baby Roo
- Never Met Him
- Pigtails are for Babies
- Fishing
- Refer to the Appendix
- Real Bad Dreams
- Belt Buckle
- Fixing Something
- Wrong Direction
- Windowsills and Counters
- Watery Eyes
- Bottled
- Collapsed Brain
- Contagious Today
- Grilled Cheese
- Not The Dryer's Fault
- French Circus
- Don't Fall in
- Bruised Tattoo
- Heart Aching
- Puppets to Keep me Company
- Strong Cologne
- Extreme Lethargy
- Package from Fiji
- Loud Driving Music
- IMs over phones
- Single Subject Vocabulary
- Spilling Secrets
- He gave me his number
- Power Outage
- Fresh out of Words
- Stereo Remote
- Grudgephant
- Friends When You're Not Looking
- Blue and Yellow
- Miami Vice
- Navel Gazing
- Mind of its Own
- Hate Making Decisions
- Good Adjectives
- Vulnerable's No Good
- Never Liked Myself
- Minor Explosions
- Tear Me Apart
- Box for a Bat Puppet
- Quarter Life Crisis
- More Reliable
- Coffee Zombies
- Ugly Duckling
- Gruesome REM
- Size Fluctuation
- The Mess in My Head
- Ignoring the Elephant
- My Parent's House
- Ice Cream for Brains
- Plaid Shorts
- Job Choice
- Moon Boots
- Drink it til the bottle's empty
- Oh Radio
- Tooth Fairies
- Devils and Saints
- Elephant sized hole
- Birthday Cthulhu
- Bass Reverberates
- Air Conditioning
- Dirty Towel
- Baker's Remorse
- Toe Popped Off
- Graduations
- Robotic Pirate
- Octopus Towel
- Wrong Date
- Don't Push
- Sign of the Apocalypse
- Hiding Things
- Easter Basket
- Advantage of Being Taller
- Toilet Trolls
- Cold Can of Root Beer
- Try Talking
- Diversionary Tactics
- Not the Same in Pictures
- Trying not to Ruin it
- First Kiss
- Washing Dishes
- Right Back At You
- Never Born
- Shelves Don't Like Me
- Surprise Package
- Picture Make Up
- Being Hugged
- Baking From a Box
- Scaredy Cats
- Getting Past the Gate
- Dinosaurs Roaming
- Time Machine
- Driving Off Into the Sunset
- Moving Out
- Hard to Get Rid of
- Ready To Be Outgoing
- Too Many Questions
- Highway Access
- Better sense than that
- Raccoon Eyes
- Pants
- Getting Rid of Toys
- Heartburn
- Going out with the wrong people
- Lying to Yourself
- Good Mood
- Love Luck Coincidence
- Not so Happy After All
- Happy Birthday to Me
- Alkaseltzer
- Get Rid of Everything
- What's Wrong
- Shampoo
- Behind Bars
- Reveal Too Much
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I'll have some puppets up by the end of this weekend over on keenspace, but feel free to email me with requests if you have an idea for a puppet you'd like to buy. (They're twelve dollars. Shipping's free.)
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