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Comic 11: Coffee??

Mark

on Sept. 22, 2006

Firstly, sorry for missing a post. My computer crashed and needed to be sent off for repairs. Good thing is that it no longer sounds like a dying baby whenever I try to actually use it.

Anyways, be prepared, I've got a lot to say.

The other night I got superglue in my mouth. Now, this may sound like a dumb thing to post about but, I feel that as it has happened to me, It's my duty to preach this to he world.

Things to do when you get superglue in your mouth:
1. Don't close your mouth, least until the glue dries. I got elephant glue in my mouth. It dried in seconds, so that wasn't an issue.
2. Wash with water immediatly, this gets off any undried glue.
3. Any glue on your tongue can be brushed off easily with a toothbrush. Toothpaste doesn't help get the glue off, but it helps get rid of the awful taste of the superglue.
4. If you get any on your lips, the tooth brush won't help much, but it might come off with a lot of rubbing and water. If not just leave it and it should come off anyway.

I was fortunate enough not to get any on my teeth, I dread to think how hard it'll be to get the glue off that.

Now I bet your wondering "How the hell does one get superglue in his mouth??"

Answer- My shoes were coming apart slightly, so I decided to fix it with the glue, The cap was stuck so I tried to get it off with my teeth. Turns out it was glued shut and I ripped the cap, splashing some superglue in my mouth.

Anyways, I hope this might help you in the case where you do get superglue in your mouth.