Rant Bitch Wine

Author notes

"Thats Ms Bitch to you!"

Conned

on April 12, 2007

AVOID T-SHIRTS THAT MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A TOTAL MUPPET!

BLOODY HELL!
No seriously, this drives me crazy. "I'm a bitch, don't mess with me", "I'm a virgin, but this is an old t-shirt", "Punk princess", "rebel rocker!". Attitude shirts and shirts that are a disgrace to the Punk movement!

I bet half the girls (mainly 14 year old and lame) that wear those Punk princess shirts don't even know what Punk IS, never mind the actual PUNK bands like The Exploited or even The Ramones.
"Punk? Omg! That's, lyke, sum41 and, lyke, Blink182"
In the name of all things sacrid and holy! Shoot me now!

THEN you have those Lame shirts with those (MASSIVLY, GINORMOUSLY, GIGA-)lame shirts that say:

"By the time you finish reading this you'd have wasted 5 seconds of your life"
…
Thank you.

Though there was this T-shirt, which said "Fuck the colourblind!" and if you're colourblind you can't read it :) hohoho?! Hey, it was so cruel I had to laugh!

OH but the worst is when a store sells shirts praising Groupies a.k.a Chicks/sluts that sleep with band members because *drum roll* they're famous.

I accidently bought one…Don't worry! I sold it to my 12 year old cousin…

On a possitive note:
Tshirthell.com has some good t-shirts like "Shittles: taste the asshole", and thats also where I got my email from "@britneyspearspenis.com" Funny enough I got that even before I started to dislike her incredibly.

Lame shirts, you have been awarded…
A FIST OF FURRRRYYYY! Roar!