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My traumatic experience at school (ACK! She's illegal.)

Conned

on April 16, 2007

Where the hell was your mom when you bought that skirt?
Evidently, all modern mums are blind. That or they think it's cute when their daughters look like the common prostitute!

I never dressed like that, when I was 12 shirts were never above my ass and trousers were always flared. Always.

Now-a-days all kids wear high heels/boots, skirts that could be used as frikin' BELTS, tank tops, THONGS?. You know I've seen parents buy their 10 year old kid a Thong. Does anyone else think this is a wee bit sick? What ze hell does a 10 year old want a thong for? ..and what exactly are you buying it for? Obviously, it's not an Art project.

When I was growing up kids were NOT fashion conscience, thank god. Kids even smoke and some are even Anorexic before they naturally gain weight ;/

Help! The youngersters are going astraayyy!

But I mean, it's not that kids never smoked up at a young age before, it's just it was ALOT - LESS - COMMON.

Today I saw a girl wearing a party dress to school. Not only was it short, but her boobs were practically spilling out of her dress. WAIT A MINUTE! Since when did 12 year olds have big boobs anyways? Man, last time I checked, school was where you got educated.. and was not a social gathering for those who want guy attention. Though I can't say that hasn't always been on the agenda. Hey maybe she's trying to score high grades with her maths teacher…

But I feel for guys…you must be traumatized all the time. Checking out girls only to find she's not 21 like you thought she was but actually 9 years younger than that…and illegal.

But most dissapointing is the mothers. Well it's not like they have that much of a choice, right? The kid might cry if she doesn't get what she wants. Boo hoo. Slightly idiotic…You don't want pedophiles checking out your daughter now, do you? Yet you'll buy them clothes that make it so easy to do so, even the innocent pedestrian can't avoid it.

A good tip: Look after your children. Dress them according to their age and not their height/cup size/shoe size?

…Where are good mothers when you need them, ey?

Editors notes: Major Spelling errors corrected. Rants don't sound so convincing when the sentances don't make sense :)