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Horse Lovers/Stalkers/obsessors

Conned

on April 22, 2007

Now, this is something I used to laugh about everytime I went horse riding…

Kids (mostly Girls) would write poems and draw pictures of their favourite horse and hang it up near it. Why are some girls so sappy? When I rode a horse it was because I enjoyed the sport; riding a horse is a challenge, believe it or not. Horses can be mean and scary beasts; they make girls cry with fustration.

It's alright to LOVE horses, but you know, you've got to be careful not to go over board!

Examples of going crazy/insane:
1) subscribing to Penny (HAHAHAHAHAHA!)
2) writing poetry for your horse
3) Buying items just because they have something horse related
printed on them
4) When your horse is your best friend
5) when you break into the barn just to talk to your favourite
horse about how much your mother doesn't understand how you feel.

You know it's not like the horse gives a damn whether you wrote poetry for it, I bet they just want to stample you and break free…and eat polos at the corner shop. :>

Now I like horses. They're pretty :3 and there's nothing wrong with wanting to brush a horse, draw it, and feed it. That's standard behaviour.

I guess what I'm trying to attack here is people who treat animals like humans. As harsh as it sounds animals are animals and should be treated that way! If you treat an animal like an equal it will assume it is your boss, it's just the way of the animal kingdom. They need to know who's the leader, what they can and can't do, etc. That's what I'll be talking about in my next update.

If you can't handle animals, don't get any!

Does this account for all those animal/human sex shows out there?
:( Man I hope not..

This topic isn't so extreme that it deserves a FIST OF FURY!
You got away this time horse lovers.

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Any one else notice how horse riders usually have horse faces? It's like they become one and adopt the same features…

Maybe the horse spirit enters the horse worshiper…maybe the horse worshipper sacrifices her face to the horse!!!